Pyro Jokes
9 pyro jokes and hilarious pyro puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pyro that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Playful Pyro Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What is a good pyro joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
me and my pyromaniac wife have a child
He is arson
What did the pyromaniacs say when their kid told them he wanted to be a firefighter?
*gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE
What does a pyromaniac pirate call his son?
Arrrrr-son
Why was the pyromaniac unemployed?
Because he keeps getting fired! :D
What is a pyromaniac pirate called by his dad?
Arrrrson
What did the pyromaniac say to the love of his life?
You're a perfect match
Why was the pyro so upset when he searched for his favorite book in the library database?
Results showed "no matches found"
My friend's a pyromaniac...
I guess you could say he has a "burning desire".
What's a pyromaniacs favorite part about tinder
The matches
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