Pyro Jokes

What are some Pyro jokes?

What did the pyromaniacs say when their kid told them he wanted to be a firefighter?

*gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE

What did the pyromaniac say to the love of his life?

You're a perfect match

Why was the pyro so upset when he searched for his favorite book in the library database?

Results showed "no matches found"

My friend's a pyromaniac...

I guess you could say he has a "burning desire".

What's a pyromaniacs favorite part about tinder

The matches

Two pyromaniacs fight each other.....

It was totally lit.

What do a pyrotechnician and a women with a yeast infection have in common?

Fire in the hole!

How does a pyromaniac react when they get flammable Coco cola for Christmas?

He's soda lighted!

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