The Best 11 Pyro Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pyro jokes. There are some pyro meow jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pyro pyromania puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pyro Jokes and Puns

What did the pyromaniacs say when their kid told them he wanted to be a firefighter?

*gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE

What did the pyromaniac say to the love of his life?

You're a perfect match

Why was the pyro so upset when he searched for his favorite book in the library database?

Results showed "no matches found"

Pyro joke, Why was the pyro so upset when he searched for his favorite book in the library database?

My friend's a pyromaniac...

I guess you could say he has a "burning desire".

What's a pyromaniacs favorite part about tinder

The matches


How does a pyromaniac react when they get flammable Coco cola for Christmas?

He's soda lighted!

What do a pyrotechnician and a women with a yeast infection have in common?

Fire in the hole!

Pyro joke, What do a pyrotechnician and a women with a yeast infection have in common?

Two pyromaniacs fight each other.....

It was totally lit.

A pyromaniac recently joined tinder...

He got a lot of matches

What do you call a Belgium detective that sets fire to things?

Inspector Pyro

What did the Pyrophile say to the sexy fire?

Mmm, Day Ash!

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pyro logs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pyro firecracker piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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