Pyrite Jokes
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What is 3.14 grams of fool's gold?
It's pyrite.
A guy opens up a bakery specializing in pies.
He calls it Fool's Gold Bakery. The slogan is We do Pyrite.
A kind man gave me some gold for free
But I am a fool, for upon closer inspection I discovered it was pyrite.
People tell me that you shouldn't buy bootleg products because the quality isn't very good...
I disagree. I recently purchased a copy of the black keys newest album from a guy on the street. The quality of their #1 hit "Pyrite on the Ceiling" was superb.
Who tries to steal 'fool's gold'?
Who tries to steal 'fool's gold'?
A pyrite!
What do you call a geologist that smuggles rocks overseas?
A Pyrite
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