The Best 7 Pyrite Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pyrite jokes. There are some pyrite wakanda jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pyrite midas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pyrite Jokes and Puns

What is 3.14 grams of fool's gold?

It's pyrite.

A kind man gave me some gold for free

But I am a fool, for upon closer inspection I discovered it was pyrite.

People tell me that you shouldn't buy bootleg products because the quality isn't very good...

I disagree. I recently purchased a copy of the black keys newest album from a guy on the street. The quality of their #1 hit "Pyrite on the Ceiling" was superb.

Who tries to steal 'fool's gold'?

Who tries to steal 'fool's gold'?
A pyrite!

What do you call a geologist that smuggles rocks overseas?

A Pyrite


What did the miner say when it turns out he found Pyrite instead of gold?

Auuuuuuu!

Did you hear about the man who found a chest full of fake gold coins?

He was a really bad Pyrite

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pyrite invest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pyrite gon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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