Pyramid Jokes

Funniest Pyramid Short Jokes

Short pyramid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pyramid humour may include short cylinder jokes also.

1. All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
2. The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt is because they are too heavy to be carried to the british Museum
3. I just graduated with a degree in Egyptology. So now I am qualified to teach more students Egyptology. I'm beginning to think this is some sort of pyramid scheme.
4. Why the great pyramids are in Egypt? Because they were to heavy too carry of to the British museum.
5. Got an email asking me to invest in Egyptian architecture. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
6. A friend of mine recently got offered a job in Egypt. Turns out it was just a pyramid scheme.
7. Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business? Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.
8. Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?" Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point."
9. My friend from Cairo keeps trying to sell me his time share property... ... I think it might be a Pyramid Scheme.
10. I received a call from a man trying to sell shares in Egyptian property. Sounded like a pyramid scheme.

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Pyramid One Liners

Which pyramid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pyramid? I can suggest the ones about ladder and mummy.

1. Why are the pyramids located in Egypt? They were too big to transport to England.
2. I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs Turned out to be a pyramid scheme
3. Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids? To get to the other side.
4. Why did the Egyptian Civilization decline? It turned out to be a giant pyramid scheme.
5. What is it called when an Egyptian scams you? A pyramid scheme.
6. What was the biggest scam in Ancient Egypt? A Pyramid Scheme.
7. My mom joined a pyramid scheme now I call her Mummy.
8. Why was Cleopatra angry? She was on her pyramid.
   Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
9. How did the pharaoh get so rich? He was running a huge pyramid scheme!
10. How do shady Egyptians make money? Pyramid schemes.
11. How were the pyramids built? Using a pyramid scheme
    Dad jokes rule, peace out.
12. Did you hear the joke about pyramid schemes? Share this joke 10 times to find out how!
13. When was Cleopatra at her most irritable? When she was on her pyramid.
14. How did the Egyptian go broke? He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
15. I started investing in Egyptian tourism Until I realized it was just a pyramid scheme

Pyramid Scheme Jokes

Here is a list of funny pyramid scheme jokes and even better pyramid scheme puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt? I promise it's not a pyramid scheme.
• Need advice A bit hesitant to invest my money into this dubious Egyptian real estate company.
  I am afraid it might be a pyramide scheme.
• Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen. They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again.
• Did you hear about the blueprints for Giza? Don't trust them. All looks like one big pyramid scheme to me.
• A man in the Canadian North tried to pitch me a pyramid scheme… I said I don't believe nunavut yukon!
• Did you know Brendan Fraser took a Business Ethics class before filming The Mummy Returns? He wanted to learn about pyramid schemes.
• King Pharaoh: I have a great business opportunity for you... Israelites: Umm, is this not a pyramid scheme?
• Why did the mummy go to jail? They got wrapped up in a pyramid scheme.
• Why did the pharaoh retire? Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme
• How did the Egyptians trick their slaves into working so hard? With a pyramid scheme.

Food Pyramid Jokes

Here is a list of funny food pyramid jokes and even better food pyramid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You know, I'm really glad Ben Carson didn't end up being Secretary of Education. I really didn't want our kids learning that the food pyramid was built to store grain.
• The food pyramid is like the Great Pyramid of Giza. The top part is the best.
• What is food pyramid? An Egyptian national dish
• You do not have to be on the top to be good. In the food pyramid, it's the opposite.

Pyramid Of Giza Jokes

Here is a list of funny pyramid of giza jokes and even better pyramid of giza puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza

Hilarious Pyramid Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about pyramid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pharaoh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pyramid pranks.