The Best 58 Pyramid Jokes

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What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl?

Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy

When was Cleopatra at her most irritable?

When she was on her pyramid.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid.

Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Pyramid joke, Why was Cleopatra angry?

Did you hear about the crack addict that got trapped in a pyramid?

He had to sarcophagi for the drug money

A friend of mine recently got offered a job in Egypt.

Turns out it was just a pyramid scheme.


Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen.

They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again.

So there's apparently been over 200, well preserved tibia excavated in the area surrounding the great pyramid in Egypt...

sources say it was a real shin dig.

Pyramid joke, So there's apparently been over 200, well preserved tibia excavated in the area surrounding the grea

The food pyramid is like the Great Pyramid of Giza.

The top part is the best.

I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs

Turned out to be a pyramid scheme

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Did you guys hear about that Egyptian con-artist?

Turns out he was running a pyramid scheme all along.

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

I got a call from Egypt today.

They tried to get me involved in a pyramid scheme.

(Credit to my wife for this one)

My friend tried to sell me a triangular monitor

but I knew it was just a pyramid screen.

Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt?

I promise it's not a pyramid scheme.

Pyramid joke, Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt?

You know, I'm really glad Ben Carson didn't end up being Secretary of Education.

I really didn't want our kids learning that the food pyramid was built to store grain.

All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

I started investing in Egyptian tourism

Until I realized it was just a pyramid scheme


How did the Egyptians trick their slaves into working so hard?

With a pyramid scheme.

BREAKING NEWS!

Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate & hazelnuts, and believe it to be Pharoah Rocher.

I recently got harassed by some crazy men

They tried to lure me into their weird pyramid scheme by calling me son. Turns out they were clergymen

I was offered a construction job in Egypt this morning.

Turned out to be a pyramid scheme

Why did the mummy go to jail?

They got wrapped up in a pyramid scheme.

Aliens suckered humans into making mass temples

It was the first pyramid scheme

Why were the Nazi's so unhealthy?

Instead of a food pyramid, they had a Reichtangle

What is it called when an Egyptian scams you?

A pyramid scheme.

A guy from Egypt once made me an offer I couldn't refuse...

Turned out it was nothing more than pyramid scheme.

I lost a lot of money in a pyramid scheme.

But at least I got to keep the mummy!

I received a call from a man trying to sell shares in Egyptian property.

Sounded like a pyramid scheme.

Tutankhamen: If you find ten guys to help, I'll cut you in on a slice of the treasure

Slave: This sounds like a pyramid scheme

Tutankhamen: A what?

How do shady Egyptians make money?

Pyramid schemes.

Did you hear the joke about pyramid schemes?

Share this joke 10 times to find out how!

One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid group was deported.

We don't have Oleg to stand on.

Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business?

Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.

I was asked to lay new flooring in a pharaohs tomb.

They told me to start at the bottom and work my way up. It wasn't quite a pyramid scheme but it did involve multi level carpeting.

Did you hear about the blueprints for Giza?

Don't trust them. All looks like one big pyramid scheme to me.

My friend from Cairo keeps trying to sell me his time share property...

... I think it might be a Pyramid Scheme.

How did the pharaoh get so rich?

He was running a huge pyramid scheme!

Why shouldn't you work for an Egyptian company?

They're all pyramid schemes

Why do pyramids have horns?

So you can tootandcomein.

What was the biggest scam in Ancient Egypt?

A Pyramid Scheme.

What do you call a financial scam in Egypt?

A pyramid scheme!

So, I have this friend who studied to become an egyptologist

The only way he can make a living is by becoming a PhD and teach others to become egyptologists.

As far as I'm concerned, it is a pyramid scheme.

Two tourists get lost in a pyramid

As they are wandering about, a man in a suit approaches them.

"Are you lost, gentlemen?" he says. "Would you like to buy a map? Perhaps you can buy more of them so you can sell it to other people."

"Don't trust him," says one tourist to the other, "it's a pyramid scheme."

Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"

Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point."

Whats the difference between scientology and ancient aliens?

One is an alien-based pyramid scheme and the other is a pyramid-based alien scheme.

A Soviet archeology team is in Egypt on an expedition.

After some digging, they found a pyramid and a mummy inside it. Unfortunately, they can't determine who the mummy is. They get in touch with the NKVD who arrive a few hours later in the form of three hulking men carrying briefcases. The NKVD goons go inside the pyramid. After a few hours they come out.

"The mummy is Amenhotep XIII" says one of the NKVD goons.

"How did you find out?" asks one of the archeologists.

"He admitted it", replies the NKVD goon.

How did pharaohs get all the money for their fancy tombs?

Through pyramid schemes.

Never invest in Egyptian archaeology

It's a pyramid scheme

An Egyptian pharaoh hired me to lay flooring at a tomb he was building. He said it wouldn't pay well at first but as I worked my way to the top I would reap the benefits. it wasn't quite a pyramid scheme

But it was multi level carpeting.

King Pharaoh: I have a great business opportunity for you...

Israelites: Umm, is this not a pyramid scheme?

Why are there pyramids in Egypt?

They were too heavy to steal and put in a British museum.

Why are there pyramids in Egypt?

They are too heavy to carry to the British Museum.

why are pyramids located in egypt?

they were too heavy for british people to steal and put in british museums

A Soviet archeology team is in Egypt on an expedition

They come across a pyramid and inside it is a mummy. Unfortunately, they can't determine who the mummy is. They get in touch with the NKVD who arrive a few hours later in the form of three hulking men carrying briefcases. The NKVD goons go inside the pyramid. After a few hours they come out.

"The mummy is Amenhotep XIII" says one of the NKVD goons.

"How did you find out?" asks one of the archeologists.

"He admitted it", replies the NKVD goon.

What do you call someone who jumped off a pyramid?

In denial

What do you call someone who jumped off the Eiffel Tower?

Inseine

Why are there pyramids in Egypt?

Because they're too heavy to carry to England.

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