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There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang...

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Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea.
To desire more is greed.

Western tourist in North Korea

So a western journalist goes on a tour of North Korea. He flies in to Pyongyang, an officially government licensed tour guide shows him around. He sees all the wonderful stores and streets that the city has to offer, and then finally he comes to the magnificent 30-story tall Kim Jong Un monument.
"Wow this is very beautiful, you must be very proud of it!" he said
his tour guide nodded— "yes, we must be very proud."

People say there are free speech issues in North Korea and I disagree...

For instance: in America, you can walk right outside the White House, gather in the street, and say I don't like the way the government is running this country!
You can do that in North Korea too! In fact, you can walk down any street in Pyongyang, gather your friends, and yell I don't like the way the Americans are running their country!

North Korea launched ICBM today

Good news for them, it managed to make it out of Pyongyang this time

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make


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