Pyjamas Jokes
8 pyjamas jokes and hilarious pyjamas puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pyjamas that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I was drinking coffee in my pyjamas this morning and I thought:
"I really should have bought some cups".
What's big and hairy and sticks out of your pyjamas at night.
Your head
An couple of Swedish jokes
What does it say at the bottom of a Norwegian swimming pool?
- No smoking allowed.
Why do Norwegian motor bikers wear pyjamas hats instead of helmets?
- Because the helmet broke during the 300 metre free fall test.
Why did the Norwegian bring a car door to the desert?
- so he could roll the window down in case it gets too hot.
What does a Norwegian calculator say you if you enter 1 + 1?
- please wait...
A young zebra escapes from the zoo and meets a stallion in a nearby valley
The stallion was fascinated and asked the zebra "where do you come from and what do you do?" the zebra replied "I come from Africa and I just chill with my friends on the plain"
Then the zebra asked the stallion "what are you and what do you do?" and the stallion replied "I'm a stallion, get your pyjamas off and i'll show you"
This morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got in my pyjamas, I will never know.
Called to my managers office today
He said "you can't wear pyjamas to work you idiot!"
I replied " everyone else does though"
He replied "THEIR PATIENTS"
I had a w**... about my mother in law ...
... I woke up with my pyjamas drenched in night sweat
What do you call a horse in pyjamas?
A nightmare.
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