The Best 12 Pygmy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pygmy jokes. There are some pygmy petite jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pygmy mammal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pygmy Jokes and Puns

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There's a central african tribe of pygmy called the ''Fakawi'.



But how did they get this name?..



Their habitat in the jungle is covered with wild grass which is 4 feet high but the pygmies are only 3 feet tall...



Every so often they could be seen jumping up shouting...



''Where the Fakawi?''

There's a central african tribe of pygmy called the ''Fakawi'.

But how did they get this name?..

Their habitat in the jungle is covered with wild grass which is 4 feet high but the pygmies are only 3 feet tall...

Every so often they could be seen jumping up shouting...

''Where the Fakawi?''

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

Pygmy joke, What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

Walking through the jungles of Africa, a man comes across a pygmy standing next to a ferocious dead lion.

So the man approaches the pygmy and asks him, " Did you kill that lion ? "

"Yes", says the pygmy, "I killed it with my club."

Impressed by the tiny fellow, the man exclaims, "Wow! How big is your club ?"

The pygmy looks up at the man and says, "There are about ninety of us."

What do you call a selfish pig?

A pygmy.


What do you call yourself if you turn into a pig?

Pygmy.

An explorer walked into a clearing and was surprised to see a pygmy standing beside a huge dead elephant. "Did you kill that?" he asked. The pygmy answered: "Yes".

"That's amazing!!," said the explorer. "How big's your club?!?"

The pygmy replied: "Oh, There's about 150 of us."

Pygmy joke, An explorer walked into a clearing and was surprised to see a pygmy standing beside a huge dead elep

I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy.

All I said was,

"Hey, you're getting a little husky."

The Hellarwe tribe.

There's a tribe of pygmies in Africa called the Hellarwe. They're an ancient tribe that settled the tall, savannah grasslands a long time ago and I had the fortune of going to visit them. I actually thought we were lost until I saw a pygmy jump up ahead of us accompanied by his fearsome warcry: "Wherethehellarewe"

I just had a drink called The Pygmy Stallion

I don't know what was in it, but it made my throat a little hoarse.

What is the difference between a stalking African Pygmy and a jogging Jane Fonda?

One of them is a cunning runt.

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A friend of mine got us two tickets to Brad Williams.

He said I've seemed really sad lately, and that I could use a pygmy up.

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