The Best 15 Pygmies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pygmies jokes. There are some pygmies cunning jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pygmies kenyan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Pygmies Jokes and Puns

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There's a central african tribe of pygmy called the ''Fakawi'.



But how did they get this name?..



Their habitat in the jungle is covered with wild grass which is 4 feet high but the pygmies are only 3 feet tall...



Every so often they could be seen jumping up shouting...



''Where the Fakawi?''

There's a central african tribe of pygmy called the ''Fakawi'.

But how did they get this name?..

Their habitat in the jungle is covered with wild grass which is 4 feet high but the pygmies are only 3 feet tall...

Every so often they could be seen jumping up shouting...

''Where the Fakawi?''

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Pygmies joke, What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.


In a far away land over the seas, there lives a tribe of 2 foot tall pygmies who live in 3 foot tall grass...

... called the Fug-ow-ees. They were named by an explorer who stumbled upon them one day in his travels and heard them say something along the lines of "we're the Fug-ow-ee."

What's the difference between…

What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

Pygmies joke, What's the difference between…

What's the difference between a women's cross country team and a group of sly pygmies?

one is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a girls track team and a tribe of Pygmies?

A tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning little runts.

The Fakarwee tribe

A: Did you know that the Pygmies in Africa are called the Fakarwee Tribe?

B: No I didn't. But why are they called that?

A: Because when they are in long grass they jump up and down calling out, "where the fak-ar-we?

Whats the difference between an all female marathon and a group of pygmies

The pygmies are cunning runts

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What's the difference between a bunch of sly pygmies and a girl's track team?

The sly pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts .....
(it'll come to you )

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

The Hellarwe tribe.

There's a tribe of pygmies in Africa called the Hellarwe. They're an ancient tribe that settled the tall, savannah grasslands a long time ago and I had the fortune of going to visit them. I actually thought we were lost until I saw a pygmy jump up ahead of us accompanied by his fearsome warcry: "Wherethehellarewe"

What's the difference between a women's high school track team and African Pygmies?

One is a cunning bunch of runts

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pygmies midget jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pygmies tribal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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