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Puzzle Piece Jokes

49 puzzle piece jokes and hilarious puzzle piece puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about puzzle piece that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Puzzle Piece Short Jokes

Short puzzle piece jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The puzzle piece humour may include short jigsaw puzzle jokes also.

  1. My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces
  2. My friend is panicking because he is missing a puzzle piece for his 10,000 piece puzzle if he thinks that bad, I'm missing 9,999 pieces
  3. I'm tired of my friend complaining about missing one piece of his 10k puzzle… If he thinks that's bad, I'm missing 9999 pieces.
  4. Missing puzzle piece My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle.
    If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces.
  5. Why is a jigsaw puzzle more relaxing when it is finally finished? Because that is when it's most piece-full.
  6. A Buddhist was struggling to complete his jigsaw puzzle He just needed to find his inner piece.
  7. The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle has died today... ...his wife is said to be in 1500 pieces!
  8. Why did the kids start eating the puzzle on Christmas? Because their uncle said it was a piece of cake!
  9. I think I might be a genius! My nephew has a 12 piece jigsaw puzzle that says 3-5 years on the box and I managed to complete it in just 7 hours!
  10. My buddy is freaking out because he is missing a piece from his 10,000 piece puzzle. If you think that's bad, I'm missing 9999 pieces.

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Puzzle Piece One Liners

Which puzzle piece one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with puzzle piece? I can suggest the ones about puzzle love and chess piece.

  1. Last night I dreamt that I was but a single piece in an enormous jigsaw. I was puzzled.
  2. I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was... ...One Piece
  3. Women are like puzzles I always end up putting the wrong piece in the wrong hole
  4. I have an alien puzzle. It came in pieces
  5. What do monks spend the most time on with jigsaw puzzles? Inner pieces.
  6. If The Earth Was A Puzzle, What Would England Be? A Missing Piece.
  7. Women are like a 1000 piece puzzle... Hard to finish in 10minutes

Puzzle Piece Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about puzzle piece you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jigsaw jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make puzzle piece pranks.

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"

"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."

The jigsaw puzzle

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then...", he sighed, "Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

A blonde's jigsaw puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?".
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster".
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box and then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster". He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then"....... he sighed and said, "Third... lets put all these Cornflakes back in the box"

Show it who's boss.

You could spend hours, days, or weeks desperately over analyzing it. You could sit there forever trying to put the pieces back together. Or you you can throw that puzzle on the ground and show it who's boss.

Puzzle

A man goes to his friend and tells him:
Man: ''I finally finished this 3000 piece puzzle you gave me! It took me only 1 year 2 months and 5 days!''
Friend: ''How is that any special?''
Man: ''Well the box said 6 to 12 years''

10 Blondes and a Puzzle Box

One blonde walked into a tavern one day and asked for a table that will sit 10 and a for a pint. She received her beer and a table that would sit 10. Later 2 more blondes walked in and ask for a pint a piece and sat by the blonde from before. More and more blondes came in until 9 sat at the table. The 10th one walked in with child's puzzle box with a huge grin. She asked for a pint, walked to the table and slammed the box into the center of the table. All 10 blondes began to drink hard and chant "51 days!!" The other customers became mad and asked the barkeep to stop their chanting. The barkeep walked up to the blonde that brought the puzzle box and asked, "Before I kick you out, tell me one thing, why are you chanting?" The blonde grinned and said, "Well us blondes have be racially descriminated for so long that my friends and I decided to prove everyone wrong. This puzzle box says 2-4 years and we solved it in 51 days!!"

A blonde calls her boyfriend...

One day a man gets a call from his blond girlfriend.
"Hey Babe!"
"Listen, I need you to come over right now! I'm doing a puzzle and I think it's supposed to be a tiger but I just can't figure it out, I've been doing it for hours..."
The boyfriend was a little confused, as she didn't seem the type to buy a puzzle... But it was clear she was upset, so he made the trip over. He walked in to her apartment and saw her sitting on the floor, a blue box overturned and all the pieces arranged in random circles on the floor.
He looked at her for a while without saying anything, then just sighed and said, "Sweetie, lets get all these frosted flakes back in the box..."

Don't Despair

Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent.
Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below.
Quickly, she wrote, "Don't despair ~ Sister Barbara," on a piece of paper and wrapped the $100 bill in it Then she got the man's attention and tossed it out the window to him. The stranger picked it up, and with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.
The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door, insisting on seeing her. She went down, and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge w**... of $100 bills.
"What's this?" she asked.
"That's the $8,000 you have coming Sister," he replied. "*Don't Despair* paid 80-to-1!"

My blonde friend called me the other day...

Hey, can you come over real quick? I have a puzzle and I can't figure out how to put it together. I have all the pieces spread out on the table and I don't know where to start. All the pieces look the same to me!
What's the picture on the box? I asked
It's a tiger, I think.
So I went to her place, and she opens the door, tears in her eyes, and a look of frustration on her face.
I walk to her kitchen, look at the table, turn around and tell her: Hey, why don't we have some tea? Then I'll help you clean up the corn flakes.

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says "please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh
............

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

A Golden Oldie Blonde joke...

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, Please come over here and help me… I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asked, What is it supposed to be when it's finished?
The blonde said, According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, Second, I'd want you to relax… Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then…
He sighed, let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

A blonde joke (that i didn't make nor take credit for)

A blonde wakes up one morning and decides she wants to do a puzzle. So she reaches into the cabinet and grabs a box. After 4 hours of trying to match the pieces together she finally breaks down and calls her boyfriend for help.
Blonde: "I've been trying to get this puzzle together for over four hours and I can't even find one piece."
Boyfriend: "What's the picture on the box?"
Blonde: "A tiger with a bowl of cereal on a blue background."
Boyfriend: "Honey... Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

Why do cannibals like doing puzzles?

Because it reminds them of how they eat
One piece at a time

A blonde is working on a puzzle...

She calls her husband over and says, "This is the hardest jigsaw puzzle I've ever seen in my whole life!"
The husband responds, "What do you mean, honey?"
She says, "Well there's a picture of a tiger on the box, but looking at all these pieces, I don't see how in the world this is going to ever make picture of a tiger."
The husband says, "That's alright honey, let's just put all the cereal back in the box."

A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle.....

...so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the pieces and tries to put it together. After a while she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. He asks her what is wrong and she tells him about the trouble she is having with the puzzle. He tells her to look at the picture on the front and tell him what it looks like. The blonde says, Okay, well, the background is blue and there is a tiger on it. 
After a long pause her boyfriend sighs and says, Honey, put the cornflakes back in the box.

A confused blonde asks her boyfriend to help her assemble a puzzle she bought in the supermarket.

She tells her boyfriend that the puzzle formed a chicken, since a picture of a chicken was on the box.
Eager to help, her boyfriend asked her to bring him the puzzle as soon as possible.
The blonde brings the puzzle to her boyfriend's house. When she sees her boyfriend, she shows him the box, and pours out the pieces in front of him.
When the blonde's boyfriend sees this, he looks at her and starts laughing. Once he calms down, he tells the blonde:
"Put the cornflakes back in the box, babe."

I have a 100-piece jigsaw puzzle that's missing three pieces.

The pessimist said, "Three pieces are missing."
The optimist said, "Ninety-seven pieces are here."
EA said, "It's a full puzzle with three DLCs yet to be purchased."

My friend is stressed out because he is missing a piece of his puzzle.

Meanwhile im 999 puzzle pieces

A man walks into an Indian restaurant.

The waiter asks, have you ever ordered here before?
The man replies, No, I haven't.
The waiter continues, We're a little different here. Before you order, I need you read and sign this form, and he hands a piece of paper to the man.
The man squints at the paper and reads the single sentence, We have naan at this restaurant. The man looked up, puzzled, and asked why he needed to sign this worthless statement.
The waiter replied, impatiently, Just sign the naan disclosure agreement and we can move on.

A blonde woman called her brunette friend. "I'm doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it's way too hard for me!"

"What's the jigsaw supposed to be?" asks the brunette.
"According to the box," says the blonde, "it's supposed to be a rooster."
When the brunette arrives at the blonde's apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces. Then she look at the box. Then she says to the blonde, "I'm afraid you will not be able to make anything even remotely resembling a rooster."
This makes the blonde furious. "Calm down," says the brunette. "Once you are relaxed, we can start putting the corn flakes back into the box."

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen and saw his mother making a cake

I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you're finished. He said to his mother.
After about two hours, the cake had finally cooled off, and him mom brought a piece of cake to Johnny's room. Upon seeing the piece of cake, the young boy exclaimed: Golly. It works!
What works? Johnny's mom asked with a puzzled expression.
Daddy told me that, in order to get a piece around here, you have to be really nice and spend a couple of hours playing first!

Guy comes home from work, finds his blonde haired wife sitting at the kitchen table.

Shes looking at the table, and concentrating super hard. She is visibly frustrated.
Husband asks "What's wrong honey?"
She replies, "I've been working on this puzzle all day. Its supposed to be a tiger, I can't get any of these puzzle pieces to match."
Husband sighs, "Honey... Please put the frosted flakes back in the box."

I gave my Marine buddy a gag gift.

I thought it would be funny to give him a 30 piece wooden jigsaw puzzle, intended for toddlers, as a birthday gift, but it backfired on me. Now, every time I see him, I have to listen to him brag about his puzzle skills.
"The box says 2-4 years, but I finished it in only a week and a half!"

A Russian general walks into a room to see Vladimir Putin crying at a table.

A Russian general walks into a room to see Vladimir Putin crying at a table.
"Comrade President! What is wrong?"
"I've been working on this jigsaw puzzle from America all morning, but I can't get any of the pieces to fit!"
"Da, Vlad, I see. Everything will be OK. Why don't we lie down and rest? But first, let's put the Corn Flakes back in the box."

A drill sergeant was drilling the recruit squad in the use of the rifle

Everything went smoothly until blank cartridges were distributed.
The recruits were instructed to load their pieces and stand at the ready, and then the sergeant gave the command:
"Fire at will!"
Private Lunn was puzzled. He lowered his gun.
"Which one is Will?", he asked.