The Best 79 Puzzle Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Puzzle Jokes and Puns

Blond joke

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

One blondes finishes a puzzle in three months and she is so happy she tells everyone.

John asks: "Why are you so happy? Three months is a long time" She answers: " Actually it's not. On the box it says 3-5 years."

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"

"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"

"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."

"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."

"It's a big rooster," she said.

The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."

Show it who's boss.

You could spend hours, days, or weeks desperately over analyzing it. You could sit there forever trying to put the pieces back together. Or you you can throw that puzzle on the ground and show it who's boss.

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Puzzle

A man goes to his friend and tells him:

Man: ''I finally finished this 3000 piece puzzle you gave me! It took me only 1 year 2 months and 5 days!''

Friend: ''How is that any special?''

Man: ''Well the box said 6 to 12 years''


A husband comes home to find his beautiful blonde wife sitting at the kitchen table in tears.

"What's wrong, dear?" He asks
Through her tears she says, "well, I've been trying to put this puzzle together all day and I just can't seem to figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."
He looks at her and in his most sympathetic voice says, "sweetheart, put the frosted flakes back in the box."

Ba dum-tiss

James Thurber's crossword puzzle.

Laid up in the hospital, James Thurber passed the time doing crossword puzzles.

One day he asked a nurse, What seven-letter word has three u's in it?

She said, I don't know, but it must be unusual.

Puzzle joke, James Thurber's crossword puzzle.

A man is sitting on a plane next to the pope...

The pope was working on a crossword puzzle and the man saw that one of the problems was a four letter word for female that ended in "unt".

The man wanted to help the pope, but really didn't want to say the answer. Finally, after thinking and thinking, the man tells the pope "aunt". The pope thanks the man and erases his answer.

Just finished a puzzle in only two weeks!

I'm pretty proud of myself, because the box said 3-5 years.

A bunch of blondes are celebrating in a bar

Everytime the bartender brings a round they all get up cheering;
10 DAYS---10 DAYS

After the third round the bartender inquires as to what the celebration is all about,

So, one of the blonde says, "We made a puzzle in 10 days"

"10 days? That's not really something to celebrate about",

OH YEAH, well it did say 2 to 4 years on the box!!!

5 blonds walk into a bar...

The group is cheering, smiling, and chanting "3 to 5 years! 3 to 5 years!" After the blondes settle down and order their drinks, the bartender finally asked "What are you all celebrating? What does 3 to 5 years mean?" One blonde got an excited look in their eyes and proudly exclaimed "Well, we bought a puzzle, and on the side it said 3 to 5 years, but it only took us 2 months!"

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A blonde calls her boyfriend...

One day a man gets a call from his blond girlfriend.

"Hey Babe!"

"Listen, I need you to come over right now! I'm doing a puzzle and I think it's supposed to be a tiger but I just can't figure it out, I've been doing it for hours..."

The boyfriend was a little confused, as she didn't seem the type to buy a puzzle... But it was clear she was upset, so he made the trip over. He walked in to her apartment and saw her sitting on the floor, a blue box overturned and all the pieces arranged in random circles on the floor.

He looked at her for a while without saying anything, then just sighed and said, "Sweetie, lets get all these frosted flakes back in the box..."

Iv'e never been so proud of myself..

Just completed a jigsaw puzzle in 8 days..

It said 3-4 years on the box!!

Blonde woman calls her boyfriend....

"Sweetie, I'm doing this jigsaw puzzle and can't figure it out, would you come and help me?" she says.

Boyfriend comes over, and asks "What is the puzzle of?"

"A rooster", she replies miserably, gesturing towards the table, "But I can't even figure out where to start."

Boyfriend looks at the table, takes his girlfriend by the hand and says "OK, let's sit down and have a cup of tea, and then we can start putting the cornflakes back in the box."

I just finished a jigsaw puzzle.

It only took me six months, which is amazing considering the box says 2-4 years.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Puzzle joke, Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

A blonde woman was trying to do a Jigsaw Puzzle

She got very frustrated that she struggling so she decided to ask her husband for help.

She said "Can you help me finish this puzzle, Its supposed to be a Bird"

Her husband replied "Put the Froot Loops back in the Cupboard"

So the Pope is doing a crossword puzzle when a Bishop walks in.

"What is a four letter word for a woman that ends in -unt?" the Pope asks. The Bishop thinks for a minute, afraid to say such a word to the holiest of men. Then a miracle comes to him. "A-unt?" he suggests. "Yes, that fits better, got an eraser?"

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!


Priest does a crossword puzzle

A gentleman sits next to a priest on an airplane. He sees the priest doing a crossword puzzle.

Time passes and the priest says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in 'u-n-t'?"

The gentleman thinks about this and finally says, "I believe the word you're looking for is 'aunt.'"

The priest replies, "Oh, you're right. That fits, too. Would you happen to have an eraser?"

A blonde tells her friend

"I completed a jigsaw puzzle in record time!"

"No way! How long did it take you?" Replied her friend

"6 months"

"That cannot be a record time!'

" Well the box said from 1 to 3 years"

Sorry for bad English, original was in Spanish

3 ladies are celebrating in a bar..

3 blondes are celebrating in a bar. The bartender asks the ladies ''what are you celebrating about?'' The blondes reply ''we finished a puzzle in only 6 months even though on the box it said 4-6 years.''

I think my intelligence is beyond of an average human

I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and at the back of the box it says 2-4 years

A blonde is putting together a puzzle. She is very frustrated and asks her husband for help.

"It's supposed to be a tiger!" she cries.

"Honey," says her husband wearily, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

It remains a puzzle...

...why a bra is singular and panties are plural.

It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle..

..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years

Puzzle joke, It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle..

A Buddhist was struggling to complete his jigsaw puzzle

He just needed to find his inner piece.

136 days!

Three guys are celebrating in a bar.

They keep high-fiving each other and yelling, " " " "

They are so excited, the bartender can't stand it any longer.

"Hey," he says, "what are you guys celebrating?"

"We finished a jigsaw puzzle!" says one of them.

"You finished a jigsaw puzzle???" says the bartender. "How come that's so exciting?"
"Well, it said on the box 'Four to six years'!"

Not to sound like a badass or anything but I completed this puzzle I got in a hour...

The box said 2-4 years.


I was so happy it only took me seven days to complete this puzzle!

The box said it would take 2-4 years.

Two blonde girls are celebrating at a table...

The waiter comes by and asks "What are you celebrating?"

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

Why did the blonde get excited after finising the jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months

: Because the box said from 2 to 4 years

A blonde walks into a bar yelling, "65 days!"

A guy asks her, "What's in 65 days?"

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

A Blonde Tries To Solve A

A blonde has been working on her new puzzle for a couple days now but can't seem to get it right. One day, her husband comes home to his wife crying at the kitchen table. He rushes over and asks his wife why she was crying, and she replies "I've been working on the puzzle forever but can't figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger." The husband shakes his head and says "honey put the Frosted Flakes back in the box"


Four blonds walk into a bar...

...cheering "85 Days! 85 Days!"

A gentleman inquires "Excuse me, but what's '85 days?'"

The blonds reply "We completed a puzzle in 85 days and the box says 2-4 years!"

I just completed a puzzle in 6 months

despite it saying 4 - 6 years on the box.

Four across...

Two men are sat completing a crossword puzzle on a train, sat across from them is a Priest. The first man starts to scratch his head, and he asks the man across from him:

"A word, four across, ending with unt..."

The other man asks him:

"Well, what's the clue?"

He replies:

"It just says 'a woman,' that's all."

"Aunt?"

"Ah, yes it is!"

The man looks down, nodding in agreement. Across the carriage a feeble voice, the Priest.

"Can I borrow an eraser?"

What do you call a fake number puzzle

A pseudo-ku

A group of blondes walk into a bar

A group of blondes walk into a bar celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"

Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a bartender goes up and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??"

All the blondes say "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"

I have a puzzle that has 3-6 years written on it

But it only took me 5 months to finish it

My friend is panicking because he is missing a puzzle piece for his 10,000 piece puzzle

if he thinks that bad, I'm missing 9,999 pieces

Why did the Blonde feel so proud of herself for finishing a jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

It said 2-4 years on the box.

I'm really proud that I managed to finish a jigsaw puzzle in a few days.

The box said 2-4 years.

A blonde is working on a puzzle...

She calls her husband over and says, "This is the hardest jigsaw puzzle I've ever seen in my whole life!"

The husband responds, "What do you mean, honey?"

She says, "Well there's a picture of a tiger on the box, but looking at all these pieces, I don't see how in the world this is going to ever make picture of a tiger."

The husband says, "That's alright honey, let's just put all the cereal back in the box."

What is God's favorite puzzle?

Crosswords.

The puzzle that I got as a present said 3-5 years

I finished it in 20 minutes

We got this puzzle for for Christmas that said 6-12 months.

Jokes on them it only took me an hour and a half.

A cyclops was doing a crossword puzzle and asked his wife, "Hun, how do you spell Hawaii?"

Biting her lip, she replied, "I think you need 2 'i's."

A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle.....

...so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the pieces and tries to put it together. After a while she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. He asks her what is wrong and she tells him about the trouble she is having with the puzzle. He tells her to look at the picture on the front and tell him what it looks like. The blonde says, Okay, well, the background is blue and there is a tiger on it. 
After a long pause her boyfriend sighs and says, Honey, put the cornflakes back in the box.

What do you call a hairy puzzle?

Pubik's Cube.

GF: Why are you buying a puzzle when you don't have brain to play it?

BF: Do I complain when you purchase bras?

Why is a jigsaw puzzle more relaxing when it is finally finished?

Because that is when it's most piece-full.

I'm making my own Crossword Puzzle but I'm struggling to think up a clue for 3 down, 'Armageddon'.

Ah well, it's not the end of the world.

Mike Pence walks into the Oval Office and sees Trump whooping and hollering.

"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

I have a 100-piece jigsaw puzzle that's missing three pieces.

The pessimist said, "Three pieces are missing."

The optimist said, "Ninety-seven pieces are here."

EA said, "It's a full puzzle with three DLCs yet to be purchased."

The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle has died today...

...his wife is said to be in 1500 pieces!

I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle.

I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle. The clue was "Dishonestly gaining a advantage," eight letters.

I immediately felt bad for looking it up, that was cheating.

I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was...

...One Piece

I am proud of myself; it only took me 2 years to finish the puzzle

The box said 5+ years.

My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle

If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces

A gentleman is preparing to board a plane when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight.

Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope starts a crossword puzzle. Almost immediately, the Pope turns to the gentleman and says, Excuse me, but would you know a four letter word ending in 'u-n-t' that refers to a woman?

Oh my god! the man thought. I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word. The gentleman thinks for quite a while, then it hits him. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman says, I think the word you're looking for is 'Aunt'.

Oh, of course! the Pope exclaims. Do you have an eraser?

The inventor of the crossword puzzle lives near me.

Street's three across and two down.

This is a good joke to play on others. Pretend you're trying to solve a crossword puzzle- and say aloud "Postman -blank-. Any ideas?"

They'll likely say something like "Postman Pat" to which you reply- "no that doesn't fit.".

Then- if they're not completely thick- they should ask "How many letters?" and you tell 'em "A SACKFUL!"

Then they'll leave in disgust.

What do clowns fill their cars with?

Laughing gas!

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This has probably been made before, but I just thought of it after my mom, while doing her crossword puzzle, said aloud "fuel for a funny car" and I suggested laughing gas. It wasn't the right answer, unfortunately.

I just finished putting a new puzzle together and it only took me 3 days.

The box said 5-6 years.

I unscrambled the letters to spell anger hate spite and malice

It was a cross word puzzle.

A blonde woman called her brunette friend. "I'm doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it's way too hard for me!"

"What's the jigsaw supposed to be?" asks the brunette.

"According to the box," says the blonde, "it's supposed to be a rooster."

When the brunette arrives at the blonde's apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces. Then she look at the box. Then she says to the blonde, "I'm afraid you will not be able to make anything even remotely resembling a rooster."

This makes the blonde furious. "Calm down," says the brunette. "Once you are relaxed, we can start putting the corn flakes back into the box."

Two men are sitting next to one another on a plane...

The one guy is doing a crossword puzzle and is growing increasingly agitated.

Need any help? , says the guy on the aisle.

Thanks. I need a four letter word for a female, ending in 'unt' .

Aunt?

Wow! Thanks!

No problem. Anything else?

Um... you wouldn't happen to have an eraser, would you?

I finished a puzzle the other day. It had "3 to 5 years" written on the box.

It only took me two weeks.

I don't want to brag

But I finished a puzzle in a week

And it says 2 to 4 years on the box

I'm so smart it only took me 6 months to assemble a Jigsaw puzzle

The box says 2-4 years

Guy comes home from work, finds his blonde haired wife sitting at the kitchen table.

Shes looking at the table, and concentrating super hard. She is visibly frustrated.

Husband asks "What's wrong honey?"

She replies, "I've been working on this puzzle all day. Its supposed to be a tiger, I can't get any of these puzzle pieces to match."

Husband sighs, "Honey... Please put the frosted flakes back in the box."

I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months,

when on the side it said three to four years.

43 days!

A group of blondes walks into a bar with a picture of Elmo. They set the picture on a table and order several bottles of champagne. As the waiter returns with their champagne, the blondes are chanting, " " Intrigued, the waiter asks them what is going on. One of the blondes explains, "The box said 3 to 5 years, but we put together this Elmo puzzle in just 43 days,."

A Blonde.

Rushed into her family all excited , they say to her why are you so happy.?

She replied, I have just completed a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.

On the box it says, 3 to 4 years.

I'm so proud of my 18 year old son

I gave him a puzzle that said "2-3 years" on it and he completed it in 2 minutes.

I think I am a genius. It only took me 6 months to put together this jigsaw puzzle.

The box says 2 - 4 years.

Ole, Sven, and Nels came into the bar.

They were high-fiving each other, shouting, and generally having a celebration of some sort.

"Line 'em up," Ole shouted as the party continued.

They drank and carried on for hours. Finally the bartender's curiosity got the better of him. "Just what are you celebrating?" he asked.

"51 days! We did it in 51 days!" they responded.

"What did you do in 51 days?" he probed.

"Put the puzzle together," they replied. "51 days, and the box said 3-5 years!"

I gave my Marine buddy a gag gift.

I thought it would be funny to give him a 30 piece wooden jigsaw puzzle, intended for toddlers, as a birthday gift, but it backfired on me. Now, every time I see him, I have to listen to him brag about his puzzle skills.

"The box says 2-4 years, but I finished it in only a week and a half!"

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