The Best 7 Putty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Putty jokes. There are some putty mac jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these putty varnish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Putty Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the newlyweds who didn't know the difference between putty and petroleum jelly?

Their windows fell out.

Did you hear about the couple who accidentally confused window putty with personal lubricant?

All their windows fell out.

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

What happened to the man that confused toothpaste and putty?

All his windows fell out

Newlyweds mistook Vaseline for putty.

All their windows fell out.


An SVG expert can coat a flower shooter with putty very quickly but can a...

raster master plaster aster blaster faster?

Did you hear about the woman who confused her Vaseline with her putty?

All her windows fell out.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the putty trowel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working putty superglue piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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