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Putty Jokes

6 putty jokes and hilarious putty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about putty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out these silly Putty jokes everyone can enjoy and share! We've put together an entertaining compilation of jokes about Putty and its unique ability to act like a cement or an adhesive, or mastic. Read and laugh now!

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Cheerful Putty Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What is a good putty joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Did you hear about the newlyweds who didn't know the difference between putty and petroleum jelly?

Their windows fell out.

Did you hear about the couple who accidentally confused window putty with personal lubricant?

All their windows fell out.

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

What happened to the man that confused toothpaste and putty?

All his windows fell out

Did you hear about the woman who confused her Vaseline with her putty?

All her windows fell out.

Newlyweds mistook Vaseline for putty.

All their windows fell out.

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