Putter Jokes
10 putter jokes and hilarious putter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about putter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make 'em laugh with these putter jokes! From bad shots around the green to missing the tee, this selection of funny jokes and puns will have you rolling. Whether you're looking to birdie the hole or just taking a shot at a pun, these putter jokes and funny moments will keep you entertained!
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What is a good putter joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Three golf clubs walk into a bar.
The putter ordered a beer, the pitching wedge ordered a gin & tonic.
The barman asked the third one if he wanted anything,
He replied No thanks, I'm the driver .
What do you call a mini-golf club made of wasp t**... that's covered in Reese's Pieces?
A peanut butter bee-nut putter.
Golfing
Al and Bob were on the 9th green getting ready to putt just as a f**... is passing by. Al takes off his hat, holds it to his chest and bows his head in a moment of silence.
After joining him an emotional Bob says "What a nice gesture Al, showing respect like that"
Al grabs his putter out of his bag and says " it's the least I could do, she was my wife for 43 years"
What do you call a wizard that can turn himself into a golf club?
Harry Putter
what do you call a golfing ape
hairy putter
What do you call an ugly professional golfer?
A Putter Face
What do golfers do on their days off?
Putter around.
Burt and Arthur are playing golf
As Burt is eyeing in a putt on the 14th, a f**... procession drives slowly down the road right next to the green. Burt drops his putter, removes his hat, bows his head and mutters in a respectful manner.
Arthur congratulates Burt on his display of respect and says he didn't know Burt had such respect for the deceased, especially in the middle of a shot.
Burt replies well usually I wouldn't bother, but after 45 years of marriage I guess it's only fair to her
The doctor is coming to help you . . .
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack.
"Help me dear," she groans to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.
His wife raises her head off the green, stares at him and says, "I'm dying here and you're putting?
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."
It's Only A Game?
At the golf course one Sunday, Bernie's about to putt, when a f**... procession turns the corner just off the course and begins to roll by. Bernie straightens up from his putter, takes his hat off, and holds it over his heart. He stands there silently like that, facing the procession, until it passes. Then he bends over again and makes his putt.
"That was a very thoughtful gesture," a member of his f**... says to him as they walk towards the next tee. "You are one compassionate guy."
"Thank you," replies Bernie. "We would have been married 25 years next Tuesday."
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