Putrid Jokes
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Two guys are walking through the debris of a terrible accident. There are decaying bodies all around. The air is heavy and foreboding. The stench is putrid.
One of them starts having a coughing fit because the smell is so overwhelming. The other guy goes, hey are you alright? What's with all the coughing? Do you need your inhaler?
The coughing guy goes it's miasma....
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A loud f**... is heard, and everyone in the coffee shop is subjected to a putrid stench
A guy then approaches a gay man, and angrily accuses "I know you're the person who f**...."
Insulted by the accusation, the gay man defends himself.
"I did not! You're accusing me just because I'm gay; you homophobic pig." the gay man retorts.
The man yells back, "Pig? Your c**... hit my face!"
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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?
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Donald Meets The Queen of England!
Together the Queen of England and Donald Trump proceeded to Buckingham Palace in a carriage drawn by six white horses. Regrettably, the rear horse let go of a putrid and lingering f**.... The coach stunk like a sewage treatment plant, and the Queen turned to Donald and said: "Mister Trump, please accept my humblest apologies, but there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." Donald quickly replied: "Please don't give it a second thought Your Majesty; but I must tell you, I really thought it was one of the horses".
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