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Short pussycat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pussycat humour may include short kitty cat jokes also.
- " doctor I can't stop singing What's New p**...." " I think you might have Tom Jones syndrome."
" is it rare?" " it's not unusual." - "Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'What's New p**...'."
"Ah. That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
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A guy says, ...
A guy says, "Help me, doctor, I can't stop singing What's new p**...?"
The doctor says, "Oh no, you may have Tom Jones disease."
Guy says, "I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
A man goes to his doctor
"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing What's New p**...."
"Oh, that sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome," said the doctor.
"Tom Jones Syndrome? Is that rare?"
"It's not unusual."
A man goes to the doctor ...
... and says "Doctor, I'm having a really strange problem. I can't get the song *What's New, p**...* out of my head.
Doctor says, "Well, it sounds like you may have Tom Jones' Disease."
The man opens his eyes wide. "I never heard of that before," he said. "Is it rare?"
Doctor shakes his head. "It's not unusual."
Tom Jones' Disease
A Man goes to the Doctor and lays out his problems. He says whenever he sees a cat he yells "What's New, p**...?"
If he sees a woman while on the street, he exclaims "She's A Lady!" which is really driving his wife crazy.
And speaking of his wife he keeps calling her Delilah, when her name is Susan!
The doctor says "Considering your symptoms, it sounds like you have Tom Jones' Disease"
"Tom Jones' Disease? I've never heard of that! Is it rare?"
"It's not unusual"
A man goes to the doctor's office...
He tells the doctor "It's the strangest thing. Every time I see a cat, I can't help singing "What's new p**..., woah-oh-oh".
The doctor says "I've heard of this before! It's called 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
"Tom Jones Syndrome?" The man asks. "Is it common?"
"It's not unusual"
A guy goes to the doctor
He says, You got to help me, Doc! I have the song, What's New,p**... stuck in my head. It just keeps going around and around. It's driving me CRAZY!
Doctor replies, Hmmm, that sound like Tom Jones Syndrome.
Tom Jones Syndrome? Is that serious??
Well, it's not unusual.
A man went to the doctor
He said: sir can you please help me, I can't stop singing What's New p**...! What do I do?
The doctor replied: that sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome
The man asked: Is it common?
The doctor responded: Well, it's not unusual.
A guy visits a doctor's office
Guy: "Doctor, I can't stop singing 'What's New, p**...'. You have to help me."
Doctor: "Hmmm, it sounds like you have 'Tom Jones syndrome'."
Guy: "Is it common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."
A guy goes to his doctor and says
"Doctor, I can't stop singing "What's up p**...?", can you help?"
Doctor says "Oh, that's simple. You've got Croonervirus"
"Oh, I hear there's a lot of that around at the moment"
"Yes, It's Not Unusual"