The Best 4 Pussy Cat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pussy Cat jokes. There are some pussy cat puss jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pussy cat meow puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pussy Cat Jokes and Puns

Trolling bf

Name cat Pilli (meaning 'pussy' in Albanian). Tell boyfriend the name of the cat but not what it means.
Invite him over for dinner to meet the parents. Tell him to call for the cat.

The world got to see James Corden as a fat pussy.

He was also in the movie Cats.

A beautiful blonde strode angrily into the large store,

A beautiful blonde strode angrily into the large store and slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.

The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"

The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are meant for 'cats'?"

What do you call a cross between a cat and a rabbit?

A "pussy-hare"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pussy cat petshop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pussy cat purr piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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