Pussy Cat Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

A beautiful blonde strode angrily into the large store,

A beautiful blonde strode angrily into the large store and slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.

The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"

The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are meant for 'cats'?"

Trolling bf

Name cat Pilli (meaning 'pussy' in Albanian). Tell boyfriend the name of the cat but not what it means.
Invite him over for dinner to meet the parents. Tell him to call for the cat.

The world got to see James Corden as a fat pussy.

He was also in the movie Cats.

What are the funniest pussy cat jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Pussy Cat? Well, here are the best Pussy Cat puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Pussy Cat pick up lines to share with friends.

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