The Best 14 Puss Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Puss jokes. There are some puss petshop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these puss weightlifter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Puss Jokes and Puns

Woman and her Cat

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Yo momma's pussay is like the white house:

No bush, and there's a black guy in there now.

Is pussylips one word?

Or should I spread them apart?

Puss joke, Is pussylips one word?

This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar

She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says " what's with the sour puss? "

What do you call a cat sitting on a hard drive?

A platter puss

What is Puss in Boots's favorite day of the week?


I'm really into Cowgirls

You could even say I like my Puss in Boots.

Puss joke, I'm really into Cowgirls

What do you call a cat that spontaneously transformed into a dolphin?

One poor puss.

Are there any Doctors with the last name Puss ?

If so would they be a Doctorpuss?

What do you call a gassy cat?

Puss n toots.

Do you know what they do to eggs in prison? Ill say this, it ain't over easy.

It's a puss in boots line.

You can explore puss minge reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean puss plateau dad jokes. There are also puss puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Whatd ya call a lesbian dinasor?

Lick-a- Lotta Puss.

What is most incestuous cologne?

Eau de Puss Rex

What do you get when you have a cat that eats a lemon?

A sour puss

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the puss poppins jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working puss cat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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