Pushup Jokes

Funniest Pushup Short Jokes

Short pushup jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pushup humour may include short latte jokes also.

1. How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realise it's half empty.
2. What does a push-up bra and a bag of chips have in common? When you open them, they're only half full.
3. Those push-up bras aren't very good, are they? I wore my wife's to the gym this morning and I still couldn't manage more than six.
4. My new personal trainer encouraged me to do do fifteen push-ups every commercial break on TV Man... I love Netflix!
5. My therapist said some exercises would add me several years... and he was right. I've made 15 push-ups right now and I feel like I'm 85 years old.
6. I finally started working out. I did 15 push-up today... well, actually, I fell down and that's how many times it took me to get back up.
7. ROTC PT drill instructor: "Are you TIRED of doing pushups yet, cadet!? " "Tired as an 18-wheeler, sir!"
8. What does a weightlifting divorce attorney have in common with a good push-up bra? They both lift and separate.
9. Two women are sitting in a cafe discussing work.. One says to the other "How do you like your job testing push-up bras?" The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
10. Obama challenges W to the Presidential Fitness Challenge Obama was able to do nine hundred and ten pushups.
    Bush did 911

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Pushup One Liners

Which pushup one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pushup? I can suggest the ones about squat and dyslexic.

1. How many Push-Ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them
2. Why can't a Tyrannosaurus Rex do pushups? Because they're extinct.
3. What do they call a pushup in Paris? A French press
4. Push-ups are easy. I can do them with my eyes closed.
5. Yo mama's so fat, She tried to do push-ups, but just bench pressed the earth
6. Push-up Brah Awkward when you call your gym buddy that.
7. What does a dyslexic buy to get into shape? A pushup bra
8. A pushup bra is like a bag of chips. You open it up and its half empty.
9. Hey George. I just bought a push-up bra. Cool, thanks for the uplifting news.
10. Why did the T-rex fail boot camp? He couldn't do pushups
11. How many pushups can Chuck Norris do? All of them!
12. Me: I can't do pull-ups or push-ups Wife: But you can do a lot of f**...-ups
13. Why couldn't the T-rex do any push-ups? Because they're extinct you d**...
14. How do you exorcise a d**...? Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Cheerful Fun Pushup Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about pushup you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bra jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pushup pranks.