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George W. Bush challenged Arnold Schwarzenegger to a push-up contest.

George W. Bush challenged Arnold Schwarzenegger to a push-up contest. Schwarzenegger did 910 push-ups. Bush won because he did 911.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realise it's half empty.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

Once you open it, you realize it's half-empty.

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What does a push-up bra and a bag of chips have in common?

When you open them, they're only half full.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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How many Push-Ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them

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The Sensuous Wife!

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Pound 20 all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note. He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Pound 50 all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note. He took the crumpled fifty pound note, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen Pound 50,000 all crumpled up?"

"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited.

"Well go look in the garage," she said.

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Crumpled

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen
Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.


She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of
her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft,
silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and
seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a
crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.


He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing
quicker with anticipation.

"Now," as she dropped her panties "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

He said "No!, trying to hide his arousal.

She said ...... "Check the garage."

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Push-up Brah

Awkward when you call your gym buddy that.

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What does a dyslexic buy to get into shape?

A pushup bra

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I finally started working out. I did 15 push-up today...

well, actually, I fell down and that's how many times it took me to get back up.

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What does a weightlifting divorce attorney have in common with a good push-up bra?

They both lift and separate.

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Two women are sitting in a cafe discussing work..

One says to the other "How do you like your job testing push-up bras?" The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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Arnold Swarzeneggar pushup contest.

Arnold Swarzeneggar challenged former President George W. Bush to a pushup contest, and the President accepted.

Swarzeneggar did 910,

But Bush did 911.

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When Obama does a pushup...

He doesn't push himself up, he pushes America into the ground.

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Hey George. I just bought a push-up bra.

Cool, thanks for the uplifting news.

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A pushup bra is like a bag of chips. You open it up and its half empty.

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How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them!

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What are the most funny Pushup jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Pushup? Well, here are the best Pushup dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Pushup pick up lines to share with friends.

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