Push Up Bra Jokes
21 push up bra jokes and hilarious push up bra puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about push up bra that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short push up bra jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The push up bra humour may include short push ups jokes also.
- My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
- What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common? They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
- How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realise it's half empty.
- What does a push-up bra and a bag of chips have in common? When you open them, they're only half full.
- What does a weightlifting divorce attorney have in common with a good push-up bra? They both lift and separate.
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Push Up Bra One Liners
Which push up bra one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with push up bra? I can suggest the ones about mermaid bra and bra size.
- I bought a push up bra today... It didn't work, I can still only do 2...
- What's the first ingredient in a push up bra? Start with two cups of lies.
- What do you get when you push a female mathematician into a swamp? Algae bra
- Hey George. I just bought a push-up bra. Cool, thanks for the uplifting news.
Cheeky Push Up Bra Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about push up bra you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean breast implant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make push up bra pranks.
Bench Bros...
Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a b**... coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. o**... turns to his spotter and says "hey you think that's a push up bra?" And his spotter says "nah brah, that's a squat"
How are a push-up-bra and a bag of chips alike?
It is only when you open them, that you realise they are halfway empty.
*PS: i work in a chips factory and i know the reason why the bags contain so much air*
So yesterday I wore a costume....
I am a male and I wore a see through shirt and pants. I completed my ensemble with a stuffed bra, long haired wig and lipstick. I pushed a baby doll around all night in a stroller holding the baby bottle....
I was a transparent transparent.
Crumpled
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen
Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a s**... little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 b**... of
her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft,
silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another s**... little smile, pulled up her skirt, and
seductively reached into her tight, sheer p**...... and pulled out a
crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing
quicker with anticipation.
"Now," as she dropped her p**... "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
He said "No!, trying to hide his arousal.
She said ...... "Check the garage."
Missing wives.
Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around- WalMart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too... I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."
Two guys meet at the store.
Two guys, one old, one young,
are pushing their carts around the grocery store
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well,
maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,
with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom wearing no bra,
long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."
The Sensuous Wife!
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Pound 20 all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a s**... little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 b**... of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note. He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Pound 50 all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another s**... little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer p**...... and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note. He took the crumpled fifty pound note, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen Pound 50,000 all crumpled up?"
"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more a**... and excited.
"Well go look in the garage," she said.
A husband and wife are stuck in the snow...
the husband tells his wife "The tires aren't getting any traction, t**... shirt and stick it under the right front tire". The wife obliges. The husband pushes down the accelerator and the car doesn't budge. "t**... pants and put them under the left front tire". Again the wife does this, and again it is no help. He then says "t**... bra and stick it under the right rear tire and take your underwear off and stick them under the left rear tire". The wife does this and much to her chagrin, it is no help at all. So the husband tells his wife, "We need to get out of the snow, go up to that farmhouse and ask the farmer if he can get us out". The wife exclaims "I am n**... and my clothes are ruined". The husband then says "Here take my boots and tuck them up in between your legs and the boot soles will cover your lady business". So the wife does this and awkwardly walks up to the nearby farmhouse. The farmer comes and opens the door and there stands the wife. She looks up at the farmer and exclaims, "MY HUSBAND IS STUCK AND HE CAN'T GET OUT".