Purty Jokes
4 purty jokes and hilarious purty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about purty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Purty Jokes With Friends
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Purty Jokes
What is a good purty joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A cowboy is buying condoms.
"Give me 3 packet of condoms, please" he says.
"Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" asks the cashier.
"Nah, she's purty good-lookin ..."
Cowboy and a Drugstore Clerk
Cowboy: Give me three packs of condoms please.
Clerk: You need a bag with that?
Cowboy: Nah... She's purty good lookin...
A woman from Connecticut goes on a business trip to Arkansas...
...and, her meeting over and business concluded, she goes to the hotel bar to enjoy a quiet drink.
The bartender, hearing her order, says "Yew shore talk purty. Whar did yew go to school?"
Smiling slightly, the lady says "Yale."
Bartender draws a deep breath and says "YEW SHORE TALK PURTY. WHAR DID YEW GO TO SCHOOL?"
A businesswoman from Connecticut has a meeting in Alabama.
Her meeting done, she stops at a local bar for a quick drink.
Her bartender, noting her northern accent, says "Yew shore talk purty. Whar did you go to school?"
She smiles and says, "Yale."
He says, "YEW SHORE TALK PURTY. WHAR DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"
Share These Purty Jokes With Friends