Pursuit Jokes
19 pursuit jokes and hilarious pursuit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pursuit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of pursuit jokes to bring laughter to your day. From the pursuit of happiness to trivial pursuits, these jokes will make your day brighter. Enjoy a hunt, a stallion and more, all with a comical twist.
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Funniest Pursuit Short Jokes
Short pursuit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pursuit humour may include short pursue jokes also.
- Jokes 1. Something said in the pursuit of laughter.
2. A short tale with an end worth laughs after.
3. A noun you expect
commands no respect.
Root word "jocus". This limerick: disaster. - I'm working on a board-game that's a clone of "The Game of Life" except targeted towards cynics It's called "Trivial Pursuit"
- I'll never understand trying to seek enjoyment from tabletop games I find it's just a trivial pursuit.
- Playing Trivial Pursuit with Grandma: Name an animated character dedicated to cleaning up the planet, who loves Eva?
Nana: h**....
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Pursuit One Liners
Which pursuit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pursuit? I can suggest the ones about chasing and chased.
- What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit.
- What do you call a degree in vegetableology? A fruitless pursuit.
- Cop Pursuit Man in boxers leads police on brief chase
- What happens when a policeman tries to recall a dream? He goes into "Thought pursuit"
- What's a skeleton's favorite board game? Tibial Pursuit
- What do you call a cop chasing a clothing store robber? Pursuit
- The pursuit after the z**... continues! He was last seen riding a jaguar
- What motivates a gay man to join the army? Life, liberty, and the pursuit of hot-p**...
Uproarious Pursuit Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about pursuit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean car chase jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pursuit pranks.
Dear Dad, $chool i$ great. I'm making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on
Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad
So a policeman is in pursuit of a drunk driver...
...and this drunk is barreling at high speeds, nearly destroying everything in it's path. Finally the car hits a telephone pole and the car stops. The policeman jumps out of his car, runs up to the trashed car and pulls out the driver screaming, "YOU'RE DRUNK!"
The driver responds "Thank God. I thought my brakes and steering went out!"
