Pursue Jokes

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Funniest Pursue Short Jokes

Short pursue jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pursue humour may include short pursuit jokes also.

1. I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator I wonder how many people are in that field
2. My old best friend ran off years ago to pursue his dream of becoming a mime... I haven't heard from him since.
3. I knew she was the one for me, and after 6 months of pursuing her, last night she said those three little words. That's him, officer!
4. A FtM trans man gets asked what career path he wants to pursue. He laughs and replies: a mailman
   (A trans man made this)
5. I sacrificed everything to pursue my dream of being an archeologist... And now my life is in ruins.
6. I always wanted to pursue a career in crowd estimation. I wonder how many people are in that field.
7. TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content. But stranger things have happened.
8. If I got 50¢ for every math test I've failed. I would be able to buy a tie, pursue a career, and stop reposting old jokes.
9. Apparently Colin Kaepernick is pursuing a career in comedy He's landed some acting roles but he can't do stand-up.
10. I asked Dumbo what career options he would pursue, when the circus shut down, and if he would consider interesting opportunities He said, "I don't know, but I'm all ears"

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Pursue One Liners

Which pursue one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pursue? I can suggest the ones about sought and chased.

1. I have decided to pursue my dreams… … good night.
2. Shakespeare walks into a bar [Exit, pursued by a bear]
3. William Shakespeare walks into a gay bar. *Exit pursued by a bear.*
4. Did you hear about the nutty professor? He pursued a career in *m*acadamia!
5. Why did the fat guy pursue drumming? He thought he could eat the drumsticks
6. Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
7. Shakespeare being chased out of a gay bar Exeunt, pursued by a bear.
8. Why did h**... pursue carpentry in his youth? Because he wanted to be a fascia-ist.

Pursue Careers Jokes

Here is a list of funny pursue careers jokes and even better pursue careers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Stephen Hawking... It's a shame Stephen Hawking died. He could pursue a career in comedy. Too bad he can't do stand-ups!
• What do you call something that gave up being a small body of running water to pursue a career in professional skateboarding? Ex-stream
• Elon Musk has decided to abandon his dream of going to Mars and pursue a career in perfume sales. In honor of the canceled Mars program he will be debuting 'SpaceAxe', a signature Elon "Musk".
• My sister told me she's decided to pursue a career in training dolphins I guess she finally found her porpoise in life
• As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself... Perhaps I shouldn't have pursued a career as a tour guide...
• Did you hear about the movie where Peter Dinklage quits his electrician job to pursue a career in music? It's called "Semi-Conductor".
• With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State

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