The Best 23 Pursue Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pursue jokes. There are some pursue seek jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pursue inception puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pursue Jokes and Puns

When I was 6 years old my priest took me aside and gave me a lesson about the birds and the bees.

He did this to many other kids. It went on for about 2 years. Until he left the church to pursue his career in zoology. He just loved teaching kids about animals. What a great man.

My old best friend ran off years ago to pursue his dream of becoming a mime...

I haven't heard from him since.

MOM: "No more TV until you finish your math homework!"

KID: "Aww, Mom! When am I ever gonna use math in real life? I'm gonna grow up to be a super rich rock star...I'll pay people to do math \*for\* me."
MOM: "Well, why didn't you say so? That's a wonderful goal! And I know exactly how to help you pursue it."


THE NEXT DAY
MOM: "No more TV until you finish your guitar practice!"
KID: "Aww, Mom!"

Pursue joke, MOM: "No more TV until you finish your math homework!"

If I find out who stole my copy of MS Office, I'll kill you...

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give my MS Office back now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

You have my Word!

I sacrificed everything to pursue my dream of being an archeologist...

And now my life is in ruins.


I always wanted to pursue a career in crowd estimation.

I wonder how many people are in that field.

Simon was in a car crash with his uncle.....

Sadly his uncle died, but Simon was saved
but lost both his legs. The surgeon was able to sew his uncle's legs to his body. When he was recovered he decided to pursue his love
of music and performed in the local pub as Simon and Halfuncle.

Pursue joke, Simon was in a car crash with his uncle.....

If I got 50ยข for every math test I've failed.

I would be able to buy a tie, pursue a career, and stop reposting old jokes.

I asked Dumbo what career options he would pursue, when the circus shut down, and if he would consider interesting opportunities

He said, "I don't know, but I'm all ears"

Why did Hitler pursue carpentry in his youth?

Because he wanted to be a fascia-ist.

So my black friend told me that he had a dream.....

Black friend: I have a dream and want to persue it.
Me: It would be better if you don't pursue it.
Black friend: Why do you say that?
Me: Because the last black guy who had a dream, got shot in a motel.

You can explore pursue dream reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pursue career dad jokes. There are also pursue puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you call something that gave up being a small body of running water to pursue a career in professional skateboarding?

Ex-stream

Stephen Hawking...

It's a shame Stephen Hawking died. He could pursue a career in comedy. Too bad he can't do stand-ups!

Michael Sam

Michael Sam has stepped away from football. He will now pursue his sacks elsewhere.

Elon Musk has decided to abandon his dream of going to Mars and pursue a career in perfume sales.

In honor of the canceled Mars program he will be debuting 'SpaceAxe', a signature Elon "Musk".

My friend's dad quit his job and left his family to go off into the wilderness and pursue a "Spartan lifestyle."

Which apparently just entails banging a bunch of dudes in the woods.

Pursue joke, My friend's dad quit his job and left his family to go off into the wilderness and pursue a "Spartan

My sister told me she's decided to pursue a career in training dolphins

I guess she finally found her porpoise in life

Why did the fat guy pursue drumming?

He thought he could eat the drumsticks

Boy: Hey, you're Charlie Chaplin aren't you? Take this money to pursue your dreams.

Mr. Chaplin: Danke!


Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Did you hear about the movie where Peter Dinklage quits his electrician job to pursue a career in music?

It's called "Semi-Conductor".

What do you call the UN translator who quit his job to pursue his dream of becoming a hot dog eating champion?

A cunning linguist who became a professional masticator.

With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his...

...coaching at Penn State

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pursue hunt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pursue intentional piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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