Purpose Jokes
96 purpose jokes and hilarious purpose puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about purpose that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh your way to understanding life's purpose with these purpose jokes! Discover the humorous side of finding meaning in life with witty jokes about sculptors, the purpose of existence, and the fact that some things seem to be meaningless. Find joy in the search for life's true purpose!
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Funniest Purpose Short Jokes
Short purpose jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The purpose humour may include short mission jokes also.
- If you ever feel like your job has no purpose, always remember right now, there is someone who is installing a turn signal in a BMW
- What is the purpose of war? "God created War so that Americans would learn Geography" - Mark Twain
- Some people are like slinkies They don't really have a purpose but it still brings a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
- I went to a large bookstore ... ... and asked the lady at the counter, where the self-help section was. She said if she would tell me, it would defeat the very purpose of it.
- On my way for the latest porsche presentation.. the airport officials requested the purpose of my flight.
I wrote down "I'm here for the newest 911".
Best regards from Guantanamo. - I made a java program to tell me my purpose. It keeps saying "Null point exception", so it works great.
- So today I started comparing myself to a trash can... ... and everything was going great until I realized that trash can actually has a purpose.
- If you ever feel like your job is meaningless or without purpose, just remember... That someone out there is installing turn signals on a BMW.
- My wife asked me what her favorite type of flower was. Apparently "All-Purpose" wasn't the correct answer.
- My girlfriend told me she loses Mortal Kombat matches on purpose. She said it's the only time I finish her.
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Purpose One Liners
Which purpose one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with purpose? I can suggest the ones about goal and intent.
- I don't get the purpose of an air filter It just sits there and collects dust.
- I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point.
- I know women like to be mysterious... But turning signals are for safty purposes..
- When do you know that you are getting old? When you have babies on purpose
- Want to hear a joke about a nihilist? Nah, what's the purpose?
- What is the purpose of life without someone to love and cherish? the prpose of life :)
- A Martyr walks into a bar Many suspect he did it on purpose.
- Does a porpoise know its purpose? Dolphinately not.
- I would say me. But jokes have purpose.
- I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is she said " To inspire and then expire"
- Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
- Some people clone professionally... Some do it for re-creational purposes.
- I smoke for religious purposes... Every cigarette brings me 5 minutes closer to God.
- Your so ugly The ai who's sole purpose was to love you rebelled against its programming.
- Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars? For proper gander purposes.
Purpose Of Life Jokes
Here is a list of funny purpose of life jokes and even better purpose of life puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The bible purposely leaves out the decade of Jesus' life in his 20s because he was clearly a ladies man... I mean, he can turn water into wine, and was well hung. What do you expect!
- What do you call a dolphin that doesn't know what to do with its life? A porpoise without a purpose.
This is my own material, be kind :) - If you ever feel like your life is without purpose Just know there's a guy at the BMW factory who installs turn signals
- According to my fortune cookie I am getting a dolphin! It said my life will have a purpose.
- My friend Eric believes his true purpose in life is to write put-downs on the back of kitchen tiles He calls it his Eric-tile diss-function
- Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- What do you call the life purpose of an insane train engineer? His locomotive
- My purpose in life is to pay back those grapes I owe. It's my raisin debt.
- Whenever you think that your life is bad, that you have no purpose or hope, just remember... That without you therapists would be out of business.
- Why do lines have such big hair floofs? Because it's there mane purposes in life.
Cheeky Purpose Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about purpose you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean objective jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make purpose pranks.
Small p**... are like iPhones with cracked screens...
They serve their purpose but nobody really wants one.
What do you call a guy that overeats for the sole purpose of getting stomachaches?
A glutton for punishment.
I translated a classic Latvian joke for you guys!
A kid is standing on a bridge and crying. A man who is walking by asks him: what happened?
He replies: John threw my slice of bread into the river.
The man asks: was it on purpose?
Boy replies: no, with a sausage.
(it's funny, because it's not funny)
A man with amazing sideburns
A man has amazing side burns and decides that he wants to go to college for sideburn grooming. He dedicates his whole life to this purpose, getting his bachelor's, master's, and doctorate's degrees after many years. In other words, he has third degree burns.
I found a 50 dollar bill on the ground that had the words "For m**... only" written on it.
I left it there because it obviously had a higher purpose.
I was going on my first date and my mom gave me a whistle...
I asked her what purpose does this serve to which she replied, "to remind you not to blow it."
Statistics are like Bikini Atoll
Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point.
Women are like modern art...
They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose.
Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal m**... should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
My wife says if we get 1000 upvotes we can have s**... in the m**... for the sole purpose of procreation
2000 and she'll let me do it with the lights on
I think the people who confuse defiantly and definitely...
...are defiantly doing it on purpose.
What's the purpose of propellers on a plane?
To keep the captain cool.
If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat.
My mother in law hasn't been to our house in a while, asked my wife if I miss her.
I answered yes, but not on purpose, I'm just a bad shot.
As a tickle fetishist...
...being tickled is my *sole* purpose.
A man walks in to a bookstore and asks the clerk where the self-help section is.
The clerk responds: If I told you that, wouldn't it defeat the purpose?
My wife only has s**... with me for a purpose.
Last night she used me to time an egg.
Went to the library and asked where the self-help books were.
Librarian refused to tell me. She said it would be defeating the purpose.
It's weird it hurts when you accidentally bite on your tongue but when you do it on purpose it doesn't hurt
It's also weird your biting on your tongue now
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Wife: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?
Husband: Babe, you know, I've been craving sense of meaning and purpose in life. I can really use some fulfillment and completeness to my soul. I want to connect to god and discover the spiritual side of me.
Wife: Can you be more specific? Black Label or Chivas?
BOSS: What's going on here?
BOSS: What's going on here?
JAMES: Dave's mad because he specifically labelled his sandwich in the fridge and I accidentally-
DAVE: Not accidentally, on purpose!!
JAMES: ugh ok FINE. And I, "on purpose", slept with his wife
[OC] What's the difference between a BMW and a horse?
Blinkers actually serve a purpose on a horse.
Two men saw a stranger walking with a large knapsack across the plains of Italy in 500 C.E.
Man 1: Why is that man walking around aimlessly whilst carrying such a heavy load on his back?
Man 2: He is not from around here, he is a nomad
Man 1: How can you be so sure?
Man 2: Isn't it obvious? Just look at him, he has a purpose for walking. If was walking aimlessly, he'd just be Roman
A fellow at the library asked me where the self help section is...
but I told him that would defeat the purpose.
What do you call an elephant that has no purpose?
Irrelephant
Why did the Massachusetts driver use their blinker while turning?
It wasn't on purpose, he just nodded off.
What do you have to allocate in order to c**... a Minecraft server on purpose?
Premeditated Wam.
The Kardashians and Palm Trees are similar
They look good in pictures, but what's their purpose?
"Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves no real purpose, it's endless and infinite, unfathomable and subjective."
"You're still late" replied my boss.
What do cows do for fun?
Go to the moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies!
(Cringe on purpose)
Some people are like slinkies
They don't have a real purpose but pushing them down some stairs will make you smile
Mouths are the new b**....
Only okay to expose them in public for the purpose of feeding.
A man is suicidal and is about to jump off a building
Don't do it! shouts another man from behind him. God loves you and has given you life for a purpose.
Really? says the suicidal man.
Yes. Do you believe in God?
Yes.
Me too! Christian or non-Christian?
Christian.
Me too! Which denomination?
Protestant.
Me too! Which sub-denomination?
Lutheran.
Me too! KJV or ESV Bible?
ESV Bible.
Die, heretic! And the second man pushes the first man out of the building.
Just came from a bookstore where I asked the saleswoman how to find the self-help section...
she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose...
s**... people are like Slinkies.
They don't have much purpose, but it's fun to push them down the stairs.
A pirate captain with a peg leg walks into a bar.
On his c**..., he's got a ship's helm fastened to him.
The old pirate settles into the bar.
The bartender serves him a drink and finally asks the obvious, "what is the purpose of the helm on your c**...?"
The pirate answers: "Arrrr, I dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpose in life would be death. So it escaped the farm, and took off to the highway... it saw the lights, and though the creature feared death, it was relieved to be free from the fear that plagued it.
So in short... to get to the other side.
People keep claiming I caused a car accident
I don't know what they're talking about because I did it on purpose
I asked the librarian where the self help section was.
She wouldn't tell me because she said that would defeat the purpose.
Vladimir Putin is called to New York to answer before the United Nations for his invasion of Ukraine
Putin gets to the customs officer and presents his passport.
Customs agent: And what's the purpose of your visit, Mr. Putin? Business or pleasure?
Putin: Business, of course.
Customs agent: Occupation?
Putin: No, not this time. Just visiting.
I went into a book shop once.
And I asked the salesman:,,Hey where's the self-help section?"
He said if he were to tell me that, it would defeat the purpose.
A 'your mom' joke, from around year zero, ancient Rome:
"The Emperor Augustus was touring the Empire, when he noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself.
"Intrigued he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?'
"'No your Highness,' he replied, 'but my father was.'"
(I recently found my purpose in life and now I need to learn all about comedy, I thought I should start with history, this joke was unearthed by a group of historians from the UK, thought I'd share it here).
A lad named Jack confronts his alcoholic father
You s**... old man, our last name is Inoff you did this on purpose!
His father replies Nah I named you after Jack Daniels. But that's pretty d**... funny too!
Werner Herzog tells a joke
"Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because of the enormity of its stupidity, there is no purpose to any of its actions."
Two men are in love with a woman
One of the men is a doctor, and the other a deaf man
Every day, the doctor brings the woman a flower as a sign of his affection.
Every day, the deaf man brings the woman an apple.
She asks him, Why do you bring me an apple? A flower I understand, but what is the purpose of the apple?
The deaf man replies, WHAT?
The German in Poland
A German once went on a business trip by car to Poland.
The Polish police pulled him over.
"What's the purpose of your visit?", the policeman asked.
"Business!" said the German.
"Mhm."
"Occupation?" the policeman followed.
"No, no, no! Business, I said!" the German replied.
