Purpose Jokes
95 purpose jokes and hilarious purpose puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about purpose that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh your way to understanding life's purpose with these purpose jokes! Discover the humorous side of finding meaning in life with witty jokes about sculptors, the purpose of existence, and the fact that some things seem to be meaningless. Find joy in the search for life's true purpose!
Funniest Purpose Short Jokes
Short purpose jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The purpose humour may include short mission jokes also.
- What is the purpose of war? "God created War so that Americans would learn Geography" - Mark Twain
- I went to a large bookstore ... ... and asked the lady at the counter, where the self-help section was. She said if she would tell me, it would defeat the very purpose of it.
- On my way for the latest porsche presentation.. the airport officials requested the purpose of my flight.
I wrote down "I'm here for the newest 911".
Best regards from Guantanamo. - I made a java program to tell me my purpose. It keeps saying "Null point exception", so it works great.
- So today I started comparing myself to a trash can... ... and everything was going great until I realized that trash can actually has a purpose.
- My wife asked me what her favorite type of flower was. Apparently "All-Purpose" wasn't the correct answer.
- My girlfriend told me she loses Mortal Kombat matches on purpose. She said it's the only time I finish her.
- Did ABC purposefully mix up the Best Picture announcement in an effort to drive ratings? After some careful research I've found nearly everybody on that stage to be a paid actor!
- I went into a book shop once. And I asked the salesman:,,Hey where's the self-help section?"
He said if he were to tell me that, it would defeat the purpose. - The bible purposely leaves out the decade of Jesus' life in his 20s because he was clearly a ladies man... I mean, he can turn water into wine, and was well hung. What do you expect!
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Purpose One Liners
Which purpose one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with purpose? I can suggest the ones about goal and intent.
- I don't get the purpose of an air filter It just sits there and collects dust.
- I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point.
- I know women like to be mysterious... But turning signals are for safty purposes..
- When do you know that you are getting old? When you have babies on purpose
- Want to hear a joke about a nihilist? Nah, what's the purpose?
- What is the purpose of life without someone to love and cherish? the prpose of life :)
- A Martyr walks into a bar Many suspect he did it on purpose.
- Does a porpoise know its purpose? Dolphinately not.
- I would say me. But jokes have purpose.
- I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is she said " To inspire and then expire"
- Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
- Some people clone professionally... Some do it for re-creational purposes.
- I smoke for religious purposes... Every cigarette brings me 5 minutes closer to God.
- Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars? For proper gander purposes.
- Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Purpose Of Life Jokes
Here is a list of funny purpose of life jokes and even better purpose of life puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a dolphin that doesn't know what to do with its life? A porpoise without a purpose.
This is my own material, be kind :) - According to my fortune cookie I am getting a dolphin! It said my life will have a purpose.
- My friend Eric believes his true purpose in life is to write put-downs on the back of kitchen tiles He calls it his Eric-tile diss-function
- What do you call the life purpose of an insane train engineer? His locomotive
- My purpose in life is to pay back those grapes I owe. It's my raisin debt.
- Whenever you think that your life is bad, that you have no purpose or hope, just remember... That without you therapists would be out of business.
- Why do lines have such big hair floofs? Because it's there mane purposes in life.
- What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling? You belong.
- Sometimes I feel like a coca cola bottle because my only purpose in life is to get drunk.
Cheeky Purpose Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about purpose you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean objective jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make purpose pranks.
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In a classroom...
The girl students were really upset and shouted together in class in unison for justice. The agahst teacher asked for a reason. They asked him to look at the blackboard in which was written in bold "**50% of girls don't have brains**", which the girls asserted was the job done by boys on purpose.
The teacher called one of the boys and asked if indeed this was true. The boy admitted that it was respectfully done by them. The teacher then asked him to correct the mistake and rewrite the sentence.
The boy dutifully moved forward and picked up the duster instead of the chalk to the amazement of the teacher and erased the word don't from the blackboard. The sentence now read "**50% of girls ~~don't~~ have brains**".
There was an awkward silence and then a Roar of applause from the girls for their victory. The boys and the teacher too joined in their celebration.
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Small p**... are like iPhones with cracked screens...
They serve their purpose but nobody really wants one.
What do you call a guy that overeats for the sole purpose of getting stomachaches?
A glutton for punishment.
I translated a classic Latvian joke for you guys!
A kid is standing on a bridge and crying. A man who is walking by asks him: what happened?
He replies: John threw my slice of bread into the river.
The man asks: was it on purpose?
Boy replies: no, with a sausage.
(it's funny, because it's not funny)
A man with amazing sideburns
A man has amazing side burns and decides that he wants to go to college for sideburn grooming. He dedicates his whole life to this purpose, getting his bachelor's, master's, and doctorate's degrees after many years. In other words, he has third degree burns.
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When grammar n**... correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them.
You can say I'm passive, aggressive.
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I found a 50 dollar bill on the ground that had the words "For m**... only" written on it.
I left it there because it obviously had a higher purpose.
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The pores around your n**... have a purpose
they're for blind men.
I was going on my first date and my mom gave me a whistle...
I asked her what purpose does this serve to which she replied, "to remind you not to blow it."
Funny one liner
if the purpose of technology is to make our lives easier, then i need a "voice-based-auto-adjustable-underwear".
Not sure why...
I wanted to make a joke about nihilism, and several came to mind. Felt like it defeated the purpose though, making something out of nothing.
Statistics are like Bikini Atoll
Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point.
What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?
To meter you.
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Women are like modern art...
They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose.
What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?
To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.
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Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal m**... should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
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My wife says if we get 1000 upvotes we can have s**... in the m**... for the sole purpose of procreation
2000 and she'll let me do it with the lights on
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I think the people who confuse defiantly and definitely...
...are defiantly doing it on purpose.
What's the purpose of propellers on a plane?
To keep the captain cool.
If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat.
My mother in law hasn't been to our house in a while, asked my wife if I miss her.
I answered yes, but not on purpose, I'm just a bad shot.
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As a tickle fetishist...
...being tickled is my *sole* purpose.
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My wife only has s**... with me for a purpose.
Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's weird it hurts when you accidentally bite on your tongue but when you do it on purpose it doesn't hurt
It's also weird your biting on your tongue now
BOSS: What's going on here?
BOSS: What's going on here?
JAMES: Dave's mad because he specifically labelled his sandwich in the fridge and I accidentally-
DAVE: Not accidentally, on purpose!!
JAMES: ugh ok FINE. And I, "on purpose", slept with his wife
[OC] What's the difference between a BMW and a horse?
Blinkers actually serve a purpose on a horse.
I fed my dog and it got sick.
Turns out dog food isn't one of the purposes in "All Purpose" Product.
Two men saw a stranger walking with a large knapsack across the plains of Italy in 500 C.E.
Man 1: Why is that man walking around aimlessly whilst carrying such a heavy load on his back?
Man 2: He is not from around here, he is a nomad
Man 1: How can you be so sure?
Man 2: Isn't it obvious? Just look at him, he has a purpose for walking. If was walking aimlessly, he'd just be Roman
Why did the Massachusetts driver use their blinker while turning?
It wasn't on purpose, he just nodded off.
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What do you have to allocate in order to c**... a Minecraft server on purpose?
Premeditated Wam.
The Kardashians and Palm Trees are similar
They look good in pictures, but what's their purpose?
What counts as an insult and also as a sickening adaptation of human anatomy for the purpose of illumination?
Arsecandle
I work at the shoe factory and I have depression.
It feels like I have no sole purpose.
Upvote if I got you
Have you ever wondered why when you accidentally bite your tongue it hurts, but when you bite it on purpose it doesn't?
Why are you biting your tongue now?
Upvote if I got you!
My dad always said, "Don't get up in the morning if you don't have a purpose."
Well, it took a while but I finally found my purpose.
Unfortunately, it's currently occupied though.
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A woman is like children's TV...
It serves a purpose, but after a while it can get pretty annoying.
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In 5th grade, the class clown s**... himself on purpose
Everyone loves self-defecating humor
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It turns out North Korea has been naughty on purpose.
They're hoping Santa will bring them all lumps of coal for Christmas.
We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke
We trained him wrong on purpose as a joke
"Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves no real purpose, it's endless and infinite, unfathomable and subjective."
"You're still late" replied my boss.
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Mouths are the new b**....
Only okay to expose them in public for the purpose of feeding.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpose in life would be death. So it escaped the farm, and took off to the highway... it saw the lights, and though the creature feared death, it was relieved to be free from the fear that plagued it.
So in short... to get to the other side.
People keep claiming I caused a car accident
I don't know what they're talking about because I did it on purpose
I asked the librarian where the self help section was.
She wouldn't tell me because she said that would defeat the purpose.
A 'your mom' joke, from around year zero, ancient Rome:
"The Emperor Augustus was touring the Empire, when he noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself.
"Intrigued he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?'
"'No your Highness,' he replied, 'but my father was.'"
(I recently found my purpose in life and now I need to learn all about comedy, I thought I should start with history, this joke was unearthed by a group of historians from the UK, thought I'd share it here).
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A lad named Jack confronts his alcoholic father
You s**... old man, our last name is Inoff you did this on purpose!
His father replies Nah I named you after Jack Daniels. But that's pretty d**... funny too!
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Werner Herzog tells a joke
"Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because of the enormity of its stupidity, there is no purpose to any of its actions."
The German in Poland
A German once went on a business trip by car to Poland.
The Polish police pulled him over.
"What's the purpose of your visit?", the policeman asked.
"Business!" said the German.
"Mhm."
"Occupation?" the policeman followed.
"No, no, no! Business, I said!" the German replied.
