The Best 52 Purpose Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Purpose jokes. There are some purpose functional jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these purpose ambition puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Purpose Jokes and Puns
When do you know that you are getting old?
When you have babies on purpose
Small penises are like iPhones with cracked screens...
They serve their purpose but nobody really wants one.
What do you call a guy that overeats for the sole purpose of getting stomachaches?
A glutton for punishment.
I translated a classic Latvian joke for you guys!
A kid is standing on a bridge and crying. A man who is walking by asks him: what happened?
He replies: John threw my slice of bread into the river.
The man asks: was it on purpose?
Boy replies: no, with a sausage.
(it's funny, because it's not funny)
A man with amazing sideburns
A man has amazing side burns and decides that he wants to go to college for sideburn grooming. He dedicates his whole life to this purpose, getting his bachelor's, master's, and doctorate's degrees after many years. In other words, he has third degree burns.
I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is
she said " To inspire and then expire"
Statistics are like Bikini Atoll
Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point.
Women are like modern art...
They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose.
I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects.
I mean, there's no point.
My girlfriend told me she loses Mortal Kombat matches on purpose.
She said it's the only time I finish her.
What is the purpose of war?
"God created War so that Americans would learn Geography" - Mark Twain
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Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
My wife says if we get 1000 upvotes we can have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
2000 and she'll let me do it with the lights on
I think the people who confuse defiantly and definitely...
...are defiantly doing it on purpose.
I went to a large bookstore ...
... and asked the lady at the counter, where the self-help section was. She said if she would tell me, it would defeat the very purpose of it.
What's the purpose of propellers on a plane?
To keep the captain cool.
If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat.
Your so ugly
The ai who's sole purpose was to love you rebelled against its programming.
My mother in law hasn't been to our house in a while, asked my wife if I miss her.
I answered yes, but not on purpose, I'm just a bad shot.
On my way for the latest Porsche presentation..
the airport officials requested the purpose of my flight.
I wrote down "I'm here for the newest 911".
Best regards from Guantanamo.
I made a java program to tell me my purpose.
It keeps saying "Null point exception", so it works great.
A man walks in to a bookstore and asks the clerk where the self-help section is.
The clerk responds: If I told you that, wouldn't it defeat the purpose?
Some people are like slinkies
They don't really have a purpose but it still brings a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
Last night she used me to time an egg.
Went to the library and asked where the self-help books were.
Librarian refused to tell me. She said it would be defeating the purpose.
It's weird it hurts when you accidentally bite on your tongue but when you do it on purpose it doesn't hurt
It's also weird your biting on your tongue now
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Wife: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?
Husband: Babe, you know, I've been craving sense of meaning and purpose in life. I can really use some fulfillment and completeness to my soul. I want to connect to god and discover the spiritual side of me.
Wife: Can you be more specific? Black Label or Chivas?
What do you call a dolphin that doesn't know what to do with its life?
A porpoise without a purpose.
This is my own material, be kind :)
If you ever feel like your job is meaningless or without purpose, just remember...
That someone out there is installing turn signals on a BMW.
So today I started comparing myself to a trash can...
... and everything was going great until I realized that trash can actually has a purpose.
According to my fortune cookie I am getting a dolphin!
It said my life will have a purpose.
BOSS: What's going on here?
BOSS: What's going on here?
JAMES: Dave's mad because he specifically labelled his sandwich in the fridge and I accidentally-
DAVE: Not accidentally, on purpose!!
JAMES: ugh ok FINE. And I, "on purpose", slept with his wife
[OC] What's the difference between a BMW and a horse?
Blinkers actually serve a purpose on a horse.
Two men saw a stranger walking with a large knapsack across the plains of Italy in 500 C.E.
Man 1: Why is that man walking around aimlessly whilst carrying such a heavy load on his back?
Man 2: He is not from around here, he is a nomad
Man 1: How can you be so sure?
Man 2: Isn't it obvious? Just look at him, he has a purpose for walking. If was walking aimlessly, he'd just be Roman
A fellow at the library asked me where the self help section is...
but I told him that would defeat the purpose.
Why did the Massachusetts driver use their blinker while turning?
It wasn't on purpose, he just nodded off.
What do you have to allocate in order to crash a Minecraft server on purpose?
Premeditated Wam.
The Kardashians and Palm Trees are similar
They look good in pictures, but what's their purpose?
If you ever feel like your life is without purpose
Just know there's a guy at the BMW factory who installs turn signals
I don't get the purpose of an air filter
It just sits there and collects dust.
What is the purpose of life without someone to love and cherish?
the prpose of life :)
Foreploy:
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
My friend Eric believes his true purpose in life is to write put-downs on the back of kitchen tiles
He calls it his Eric-tile diss-function
"Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves no real purpose, it's endless and infinite, unfathomable and subjective."
"You're still late" replied my boss.
What do cows do for fun?
Go to the moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies!
(Cringe on purpose)
Some people are like slinkies
They don't have a real purpose but pushing them down some stairs will make you smile
Mouths are the new boobs.
Only okay to expose them in public for the purpose of feeding.
A man is suicidal and is about to jump off a building
Don't do it! shouts another man from behind him. God loves you and has given you life for a purpose.
Really? says the suicidal man.
Yes. Do you believe in God?
Yes.
Me too! Christian or non-Christian?
Christian.
Me too! Which denomination?
Protestant.
Me too! Which sub-denomination?
Lutheran.
Me too! KJV or ESV Bible?
ESV Bible.
Die, heretic! And the second man pushes the first man out of the building.
Just came from a bookstore where I asked the saleswoman how to find the self-help section...
she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose...
I would say me.
But jokes have purpose.
Stupid people are like Slinkies.
They don't have much purpose, but it's fun to push them down the stairs.
A pirate captain with a peg leg walks into a bar.
On his crotch, he's got a ship's helm fastened to him.
The old pirate settles into the bar.
The bartender serves him a drink and finally asks the obvious, "what is the purpose of the helm on your crotch?"
The pirate answers: "Arrrr, I dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
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