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125 purple jokes and hilarious purple puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about purple that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Puns about the color purple are sure to make you purple with laughter! From grape to lavender jokes, thesepurple puns will have you seeing the world through rose-colored glasses.

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Funniest Purple Short Jokes

Short purple jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The purple humour may include short pink jokes also.

  1. Yesterday, the doctor told me I was colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
  2. Today my doctor told me I was colorblind. The results came completely out of the purple...
  3. Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy... Lives in the White House.
  4. Why do the Minnesota vikings wear purple as a team color? If you've been choking for 50 years, you'd be purple too!
  5. Why are elephants big and grey? Because if they were small and purple, they would be called grape.
  6. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe!
  7. Breaking News: A ship carrying red paint just collided with a ship carrying purple paint, in the South China Sea. Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned
  8. Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!
  9. What do colorblind people say to the unexpected? Well that came out of the purple
  10. Roses are red, That much is true But violets are purple
    Not freakin blue

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Purple One Liners

Which purple one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with purple? I can suggest the ones about yellow and blue.

  1. I just found out I'm colorblind The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
  2. Purple is my favorite color! I like it more than blue and red combined.
  3. I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple Sorry, wrong thread
  4. I just found out that I'm colorblind It completely came out of the purple
  5. I found out I was colourblind today It was totally out of the purple
  6. I recently found out that I'm colorblind... It came out of the purple.
  7. I found out I was colorblind last week... ...came right out of the purple.
  8. What's both blue and purple and never seen again? This thread :/
  9. I was just diagnosed with colorblindness The result came completely out of the purple
  10. Purple is my least favourite color I hate it more than red and blue combined.
  11. What did the Green grape say to the Purple grape? Breathe idiot! Breathe!
  12. I've just been diagnosed as Colorblind.. I know, it certainly has come out of the purple.
  13. I just found out I'm colorblind. The news came out of the purple
  14. A doctor told me I was colorblind But I don't trust purple people
  15. I was diagnosed with color blindness the other day. It really came out of the purple.

Purple Grape Jokes

Here is a list of funny purple grape jokes and even better purple grape puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I bought purple Jell-O mix and now I feel like a superhero. With grape powder comes great responsibility.
  • Humans are like grapes... Grapes are green or purple, and a human has colors too. A grape is picked, and eaten by a human. Then we die of old age. I'm not good with metaphors.
  • What do a grape and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple except for the rabbit.
  • What do you call a purple gorilla? A grape ape.
  • How are an elephant and a grape alike? They're both purple.....
    Except for the elephant.
  • Why were Helen Keller's hands purple... ... because she heard it through the grape vine.
  • How is a chicken like a grape? They're both purple except for the chicken.
  • What's small, purple and dangerous? A grape with a gun
  • What is purple and commutes? An Abelian grape!
  • What's longest purple thing on earth you can see from the moon? The Grape Wall of China

Purple Elephant Jokes

Here is a list of funny purple elephant jokes and even better purple elephant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the elephant wear blue shorts? Because the purple ones were in the wash
  • In what way is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.
  • What do you call a purple elephant with green spots? Go home, you're drunk.
  • Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple, except for the elephant.
Purple joke, Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape?

Purple Heart Jokes

Here is a list of funny purple heart jokes and even better purple heart puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I never knew my grandfather but I just learned he had a purple heart. It's terrible what alcoholism does to your organs.
  • My grandfather was telling me about his Purple Heart. I told him he should really see a doctor.
  • Did Bruno Mars ever get a purple heart? Cuz he caught a grenade for you
  • I once received a purple heart. My doctor told me that it was the weirdest surgery he had ever seen.
  • James Franco asking for Purple Heart Award after his bravery acting in "The Interview"

Purple Guy Jokes

Here is a list of funny purple guy jokes and even better purple guy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I thought I saw a guy with purple skin yesterday. Turns out it was just a pigment of my imagination.
  • Why do all Jewish guys have purple p**...? Because they're all tight-f**... wankers!

Purple Hair Jokes

Here is a list of funny purple hair jokes and even better purple hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Met a cute girl with purple hair. Jokingly asked her "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
    She replies "No carpet, hard wood".
  • My co-worker turned up to work with bright purple hair. I think he seriously misunderstood the insult "go die"
Purple joke, My co-worker turned up to work with bright purple hair.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about purple can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of purple puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Fun-Filled Purple Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about purple you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean orange jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make purple prank.

So I asked my friend with synesthesia the time...

He said half past purple

What color are your p**..., babe?

Boy: What color are your p**..., babe?
Girl: Why do you keep asking me s**... questions, don't you ever think about anything else?
Boy: Ok, do you think the republicans should support the congress with their decision to raise the debt ceiling ?
Girl:You know i am wearing your favourite purple lace p**.....You want a pic?

What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?

Adorable
(A-dora-bull)

A ship carrying red paint collided with another that was carrying purple paint

Both crews were marooned

A purple man has a purple wife.

They have two purple kids and live in a big purple house. One day they decide to take a vacation, so they all pile into their purple car, drive it to their purple boat, and set out to sea. Sadly the boat crashes and they are stranded on a small island. The purple man looks to the heavens in desperation and cries, "Oh no! We've been marooned!"

Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint

CNN reports that both crews are marooned

A pink cruise ship crashed into a purple cruise ship.

You could say the passengers were marooned.

Why was purple jealous?

Because red blue green.

I went to the optometrist the other day and he told me I was colourblind...

It came right out of the purple

I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday.

The news came out of the purple.

There are two boats (tankers) about to collide at sea.

One is filled with purple paint, the other with red paint.
They collide...
All the survivors were marooned.

Just found out I'm color blind..

It came out of the purple!

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's t**...?

Her miscarriage.

Why did Purple hate Red?

Because she left him feeling Blue

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe d**..., BREATHE!

I just found out I'm colorblind. I'm absolutely shocked!

It came right out of the purple.

What happens if u throw a purple hat in the black sea?

It gets wet.

I was forced to s**... purple food color.

I feel violated.

A joke my little sister thought of today

A blue man lives in the blue house, a purple man lives in the purple house, a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house?
An orange man.

A teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence.

"The sky is definitely blue," said one girl.
"Nice try but the sky can be black or purple or even orange," replied the teacher.
"The grass is definitely green," said a little boy.
"Well... The grass can be brown too."
Little Johnny raised his hand.
"Yes Johnny?"
"Are farts solid?" asked little Johnny.
Finding this an odd question she was slightly shocked, but answered anyway, "No Johnny."
"Well I definitely pooped my pants."

I went to the doctor yesterday. Turns out I'm color blind.

It really came out of the purple.

My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took the Purple Heart that he got in Vietnam.
He was so mad he threw his prosthetic leg at me.

I have recently been diagnosed with colorblindness

That really came out of the purple

Colorblind

I went to visit the doctor and he told me I was colorblind. The news came out of the purple.

How did the colors get rid of purple from the rainbow?

Non-violet protests

What do you call a member of the blue man group when he's caught red-handed betraying his fellow blue men?

The purple traitor of a crime.

I just got diagnosed as colour blind!

I didn't expect that - it came straight out of the purple!

I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince

His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.

Why do barbie dolls have purple n**...?

Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...

Found out I was color blind yesterday.

It came out of the purple.

Who lives here?

If a purple man lives in a purple house, a yellow man lives in a yellow house , and a orange man lives in a orange house.

Who lives in the white house?

No one, because the orange man is on vacation.

What do you call a Sikh with a purple turban?

Lavinder Singh

What is the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

Why did Rudolph run away from Santa, get a tattoo and dye his tail purple?

He was a rebel without a Claus

I dislike the colour purple

more than blue and red combined.

I Googled the symptoms of dementia

But all the links were purple.

Never trust a website with purple terms and conditions.

They clearly violet your privacy.

Grandpa: You can tell if a guy is gay from the color of his underwear.

Grandson: You mean like if they're pink, or purple?
Grandpa: What the h**... is wrong with a guy wearing pink or purple?! No, no, no: white stains on the back side, brown stains on the front!

Went to the opticians.

She told me that I was color blind.
Well I must say, that came right out of the purple.

What's purple and smells like Mars?

Apartment!

Just watched a movie where a mad scientist rigs a DeLorean to time travel and he paints everything purple, it's called...

"Back to the Fuschia"

When I was a kid I was diagnosed as color blind.

It really came out of the purple.

I hate the color purple

I hate it more than red and blue combined

I tried searching up "Dementia" on google

but for some reason, all the links were purple.

The colorblind test results came in,

turns out I'm indeed color blind, that totally came out of the purple.

yesterday the doctor said i was color blind

the diagnosis came out of the purple

Why were the warm colors of the rainbow jealous?

Because green blue purple.

Doc and Marty mcfly find a mysterious bottle of purple liquor.

Marty opens it and takes a whiff. "Smells kinda like wine, Doc"
Doc grabs the bottle, exclaiming "I don't think it's wine, Marty". Doc takes a sip and spits it into Marty's face. "Grape Scotch!?"

Did you hear about the boat carrying red paint that crashed into the boat carrying purple paint?

I hear some of the crew is believed to be marooned.

This morning my wife walked in and started hitting me with a bouquet of purple flowers…

She woke up and chose violets.

I tried searching Alzheimer's on Google…

… but for some reason all the links were purple.

I just found out that I'm color-blind.

This came right out of the purple.

I did a google search for Alzheimer's...

But for some reason all the links were already purple.

Purple joke, I did a google search for Alzheimer's...

jokes about purple

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The impact of these purple jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.