The Best 63 Purple Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Purple jokes. There are some purple ora jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these purple orange puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Purple Jokes and Puns

Humans are like grapes...

Grapes are green or purple, and a human has colors too. A grape is picked, and eaten by a human. Then we die of old age. I'm not good with metaphors.

So I asked my friend with synesthesia the time...

He said half past purple

What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?

Adorable
(A-dora-bull)

Purple joke, What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?

A ship carrying red paint collided with another that was carrying purple paint

Both crews were marooned

A purple man has a purple wife.

They have two purple kids and live in a big purple house. One day they decide to take a vacation, so they all pile into their purple car, drive it to their purple boat, and set out to sea. Sadly the boat crashes and they are stranded on a small island. The purple man looks to the heavens in desperation and cries, "Oh no! We've been marooned!"


Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint

CNN reports that both crews are marooned

Cutest joke ever

What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!

Purple joke, Cutest joke ever

A pink cruise ship crashed into a purple cruise ship.

You could say the passengers were marooned.

I recently found out that I'm colorblind...

It came out of the purple.

I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple

Sorry, wrong thread

Why was purple jealous?

Because red blue green.

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I found out I was colorblind last week...

...came right out of the purple.

Why are elephants big and grey?

Because if they were small and purple, they would be called grapes.

Why do the Minnesota vikings wear purple as a team color?

If you've been choking for 50 years, you'd be purple too!

Breaking News: A ship carrying red paint just collided with a ship carrying purple paint, in the South China Sea.

Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned

What's both blue and purple and never seen again?

This thread :/

Purple joke, What's both blue and purple and never seen again?

I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday.

The news came out of the purple.

Purple is my favorite color!

I like it more than blue and red combined.

I've just been diagnosed as Colorblind..

I know, it certainly has come out of the purple.


There are two boats (tankers) about to collide at sea.

One is filled with purple paint, the other with red paint.

They collide...

All the survivors were marooned.

Just found out I'm color blind..

It came out of the purple!

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy...

Lives in the White House.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe dammit, BREATHE!

I just found out I'm colorblind. I'm absolutely shocked!

It came right out of the purple.

I bought purple Jell-O mix and now I feel like a superhero.

With grape powder comes great responsibility.

I found out I was colourblind today

It was totally out of the purple

I just found out I'm colorblind

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

What happens if u throw a purple hat in the black sea?

It gets wet.

I was forced to swallow purple food color.

I feel violated.

I was just diagnosed with colorblindness

The result came completely out of the purple

A doctor told me I was colorblind

But I don't trust purple people

A joke my little sister thought of today

A blue man lives in the blue house, a purple man lives in the purple house, a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house?

An orange man.

A teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence.

"The sky is definitely blue," said one girl.
"Nice try but the sky can be black or purple or even orange," replied the teacher.
"The grass is definitely green," said a little boy.
"Well... The grass can be brown too."
Little Johnny raised his hand.
"Yes Johnny?"
"Are farts solid?" asked little Johnny.
Finding this an odd question she was slightly shocked, but answered anyway, "No Johnny."
"Well I definitely pooped my pants."

I went to the doctor yesterday. Turns out I'm color blind.

It really came out of the purple.

My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took the Purple Heart that he got in Vietnam.

He was so mad he threw his prosthetic leg at me.

I have recently been diagnosed with colorblindness

That really came out of the purple

Colorblind

I went to visit the doctor and he told me I was colorblind. The news came out of the purple.

How did the colors get rid of purple from the rainbow?

Non-violet protests

What do you call a member of the blue man group when he's caught red-handed betraying his fellow blue men?

The purple traitor of a crime.

I just got diagnosed as colour blind!

I didn't expect that - it came straight out of the purple!

I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince

His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.

Why do barbie dolls have purple nips?

Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...

Found out I was color blind yesterday.

It came out of the purple.

Roses are red, That much is true

But violets are purple
Not freakin blue

Who lives here?

If a purple man lives in a purple house, a yellow man lives in a yellow house , and a orange man lives in a orange house.



Who lives in the white house?



No one, because the orange man is on vacation.

What do you call a Sikh with a purple turban?

Lavinder Singh

Today my doctor told me I was colorblind.

The results came completely out of the purple...

What is the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

Yesterday, the doctor told me I was colorblind.

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

What do a grape and a rabbit have in common?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

I never knew my grandfather but I just learned he had a purple heart.

It's terrible what alcoholism does to your organs.

Why did Rudolph run away from Santa, get a tattoo and dye his tail purple?

He was a rebel without a Claus

Purple is my least favourite color

I hate it more than red and blue combined.

I Googled the symptoms of dementia

But all the links were purple.

Never trust a website with purple terms and conditions.

They clearly violet your privacy.

Grandpa: You can tell if a guy is gay from the color of his underwear.

Grandson: You mean like if they're pink, or purple?

Grandpa: What the hell is wrong with a guy wearing pink or purple?! No, no, no: white stains on the back side, brown stains on the front!

Went to the opticians.

She told me that I was color blind.


Well I must say, that came right out of the purple.

What's purple and smells like Mars?

Apartment!

Just watched a movie where a mad scientist rigs a DeLorean to time travel and he paints everything purple, it's called...

"Back to the Fuschia"

What did the Green grape say to the Purple grape?

Breathe idiot! Breathe!

When I was a kid I was diagnosed as color blind.

It really came out of the purple.

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