Purple Jokes

Funniest Purple Short Jokes

Short purple jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The purple humour may include short pink jokes also.

1. Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy... Lives in the White House.
2. Why do the Minnesota vikings wear purple as a team color? If you've been choking for 50 years, you'd be purple too!
3. Why are elephants big and grey? Because if they were small and purple, they would be called grape.
4. Breaking News: A ship carrying red paint just collided with a ship carrying purple paint, in the South China Sea. Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned
5. While playing blackjack at my local casino, the pit boss came up to me and asked what the count was. I replied "he's a purple Muppet with pointy teeth, but that's not important right now."
6. I bought purple Jell-O mix and now I feel like a superhero. With grape powder comes great responsibility.
7. There are two boats (tankers) about to collide at sea. One is filled with purple paint, the other with red paint.
   They collide...
   All the survivors were marooned.
8. This morning my wife walked in and started hitting me with a bouquet of purple flowers… She woke up and chose violets.
9. What do you call a member of the blue man group when he's caught red-handed betraying his fellow blue men? The purple traitor of a crime.
10. A joke my little sister thought of today A blue man lives in the blue house, a purple man lives in the purple house, a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house?
    An orange man.

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Purple One Liners

Which purple one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with purple? I can suggest the ones about yellow and blue.

1. I just found out I'm colorblind The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
2. Purple is my favorite color! I like it more than blue and red combined.
3. I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple Sorry, wrong thread
4. What's both blue and purple and never seen again? This thread :/
5. Purple is my least favourite color I hate it more than red and blue combined.
6. A doctor told me I was colorblind But I don't trust purple people
7. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe!
8. What do colorblind people say to the unexpected? Well that came out of the purple
9. Roses are red, That much is true But violets are purple
   Not freakin blue
10. Why were Helen Keller's fingers purple? Because she heard it through the grapevine...
11. Why was purple jealous? Because red blue green.
12. Never trust a website with purple terms and conditions. They clearly violet your privacy.
13. yesterday the doctor said i was color blind the diagnosis came out of the purple
14. I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.
15. What's purple and smells like Mars? Apartment!

Purple Grape Jokes

Here is a list of funny purple grape jokes and even better purple grape puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Humans are like grapes... Grapes are green or purple, and a human has colors too. A grape is picked, and eaten by a human. Then we die of old age. I'm not good with metaphors.
• What do a grape and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple except for the rabbit.
• What do you call a purple gorilla? A grape ape.
• How are an elephant and a grape alike? They're both purple.....
  Except for the elephant.
• What's small, purple and dangerous? A grape with a gun
• What is purple and commutes? An Abelian grape!
• What's longest purple thing on earth you can see from the moon? The Grape Wall of China
• What's the similarity between a grape and a squirrel? They're both purple except for the squirrel

Purple Heart Jokes

Here is a list of funny purple heart jokes and even better purple heart puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I never knew my grandfather but I just learned he had a purple heart. It's terrible what alcoholism does to your organs.
• My grandfather was telling me about his Purple Heart. I told him he should really see a doctor.
• Did Bruno Mars ever get a purple heart? Cuz he caught a grenade for you
• I once received a purple heart. My doctor told me that it was the weirdest surgery he had ever seen.
• James Franco asking for Purple Heart Award after his bravery acting in "The Interview"

Purple Elephant Jokes

Here is a list of funny purple elephant jokes and even better purple elephant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the elephant wear blue shorts? Because the purple ones were in the wash

Purple Guy Jokes

Here is a list of funny purple guy jokes and even better purple guy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I thought I saw a guy with purple skin yesterday. Turns out it was just a pigment of my imagination.

Purple Hair Jokes

Here is a list of funny purple hair jokes and even better purple hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Met a cute girl with purple hair. Jokingly asked her "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
  She replies "No carpet, hard wood".
• My co-worker turned up to work with bright purple hair. I think he seriously misunderstood the insult "go die"

Fun-Filled Purple Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about purple you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orange jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make purple pranks.