Purple Elephant Jokes
6 purple elephant jokes and hilarious purple elephant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about purple elephant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Purple Elephant Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Why are elephants big and grey?
Because if they were small and purple, they would be called grape.
How are an elephant and a grape alike?
They're both purple.....
Except for the elephant.
Why did the elephant wear blue shorts?
Because the purple ones were in the wash
In what way is an elephant like a grape?
They're both purple, except for the elephant.
What do you call a purple elephant with green spots?
Go home, you're drunk.
Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape?
They are both purple, except for the elephant.
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