Puritans Jokes
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Why did Australia get all the criminals while America got all the puritans?
>!Because Australia won the coin toss!<
400 years ago, England sent their criminals to Australia and puritans to America
Sounds like Australia got the better deal
Why did the British
Why did the British send the criminals to Australia and the Puritans to America?
Australia had first choice.
What kind of tan did pilgrims get to the beach? Puritan.
A girl visited her boyfriend, which was still living with his mother, at his house.
His mother had Puritan principals.
The mother, as long as the girl was there, didn’t even try to hide her dislike feelings for his son’s choice.
"Mom, can I e**... Helen?"
The girl, waiting to hear a cold hearted "no", she surprised hears: "Sure... You can! e**... her... to the corner with your eyes!"
What does puritan Mario do with witches?
BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.
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