Purifies Jokes
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My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid.
She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.
My Neighbor is purified of me
Wait, not purified. Petrified. She's petrified. It's hard to read a diary through these binoculars.
If I could bring three items to a desert island I would bring a trapping guide, a water purifier, and a car door.
With the trapping guide I could lay snares so I wouldn't go hungry, with the purifier I could have a source of clean water so I wouldn't get thirsty, and with the car door I could roll the window down so I wouldn't get hot.
I Googled a picture of purified water.
It's still refreshing.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka
Not as effective as NyQuil
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