The Best 8 Purge Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Purge jokes. There are some purge trilogy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these purge abort puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Purge Jokes and Puns

The Purge...

My brother said he would be able to survive "The Purge" if it were real. I put a few laxatives in his coffee we'll see about that...

Too much water joke

God: Noah, what do you think of the great flood I used to purge all the evil on Earth?
Noah: Too much water.

How is circumcision like the Great Jedi Purge?

They both get rid of the force kin!

Why do bulimics hate Netflix?

You can binge all you want, but there's no way to purge.

I want to go see the new Purge movie...

But I have to binge on the first two...


What was the worst part of the clown purge?

Not knowing how many of them could be in that car driving past you

I went out shopping on Black Friday but all I got was The Purge.

$2.99 on blu-ray, really made the crowds worth it.

What do you call the prequel to The Purge?

The Binge

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the purge sharknado jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working purge wipe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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