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I got a purebred Beagle puppy for my wife
I thought it was an awesome trade.
Due to an increase in popularity, koi farmers are discovering an increase in counterfeit fish.
They've begun using a lettered grading scale:
As are the most rare of purebred koi's
Bs are the more common variety purebred koi's
Cs are mix/hybrid koi's
Everything else are D koi's
A p**... drunk man stumbles onto the bus on his way home...
When he finally hobbles his way to the last empty seat, he turns to see a posh stiff lady seated with her frilly pink French poodle.
He turns his head shakily and slurs, "Where'dh ye get tha' pig?"
The lady huffs and retorts, "Ugh! Why, I'll have you know Mr. Squiggles is **not** a pig! He is a purebred French poodle!"
The man squints his eyes and is silent for a second. Then turns back to the lady and slurs once more:
"I wath tokking...to thuh Frensh poothle."
I baked a doglike bun for my girlfriend. She really wanted to know what kind of dog it was and if it had any fillings. I said:
"It's purebred bagel."
What do you call inbreeding grain?
Purebred
How do you know if a horse is purebred?
It only eats wheat.
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