Puppi Jokes
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Having puppies
**Three dogs are at the vet's. Talking dog talk.**
Rover, "Why are you guys here?"
Sparky, "I been peeing all over the house. I'm going to get my nuts cut off." Ruff.
Barky, "I growl at everything. I'm going to get my nuts cut off. Ruff.
How about you Rover?"
Rover, "Well, my mistress was getting out of the shower yesterday, I love her *sooo* much. *Ah-Rooo*. Seeing her n**..., bent over drying her foot, well, I jumped on. "
The other two - "So you're getting you nuts cut off too?"
Rover, "h**... no! I'm getting my nails trimmed."
How many puppies and babies does it take to paint a room?
All depends on the speed and angle of the throw.
How many puppies did the German-Shepard have?
Nine.
All puppies shucking corn.....
Are a litlle Husky... It's a gosh darn corn joke. I am a God!
Saw two puppies fighting this morning...
Makes sense, their parents were boxers.
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