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44 puppet jokes and hilarious puppet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about puppet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh with some of the best puppet jokes online. Discover all types of puppet related humor, from episodes of the Muppet Show to classic glove puppets and Mexican Diego puppets. These jokes will keep you aware and entertained!

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Funniest Puppet Short Jokes

Short puppet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The puppet humour may include short ventriloquist jokes also.

  1. A friend asked me who my favourite vampire was. "That puppet from Sesame Street", I replied.
    They told me he didn't count.
    I said, "I beg to differ...".
  2. For sale: Guitar
    Yoyo
    Puppet
    Kite
    £5 for the lot
    Genuine reason for sale
    No strings attached
  3. A friend asked how many famous vampires I know. "Just 1," I replied. "From Seasame Street." "He's a puppet!" My friend said. "He doesn't count!"
    "Oh, I assure you, he does."
  4. I think that one puppet from Sesame Street is my favorite vampire ever. Some people claim he doesn't count, but I'm certain that he does.
  5. So I bought Master of Puppets today I noticed there was a song missing. When I asked the store clerk later about it, he said "Battery not included".
  6. You know, it's really hard to hire marionette puppeteers at short notice. But if you like, I could pull some strings.
  7. They're remaking ALF, but the puppet looks more like a chicken than a pig. They're calling it Chicken Alf redo.
  8. TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet". It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".
  9. My friend helped me get a job as a marionette puppeteer. Let's just say he had to pull a few strings.
  10. I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street, After all they are the Master of Puppets.

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Puppet One Liners

Which puppet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with puppet? I can suggest the ones about puppy and clown.

  1. Who else would like to see a puppet show, minus the puppets? Let's see a show of hands.
  2. How did the puppeteer meet the President? He pulled some strings.
  3. I'm giving away a broken puppet. No strings attached.
  4. What do call the world's biggest puppet show? The US presidential election.
  5. What is the USSRs favourite puppet show? The Allies
  6. Why can't puppets have one night stands? There's always strings attached.
  7. What do you call a faceless sock puppet? A mitten.
  8. Broken puppets for sale... No strings attached.
  9. What do sock puppets eat? Finger foods
  10. A woodpecker's a bird... ...unless you're a puppet.
    ~ The late great Robin Williams
  11. Ever wonder how many puppeteers there are in the world? Probably only a handful!
  12. What do you call an endowed puppet?



    Well strung.
  13. There's a fine line between a puppet master and their puppet That's how the puppet works
  14. Selling a broken puppet for $1... no strings attached!!!
  15. Why did the puppeteer get out of jail? Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Puppet Show Jokes

Here is a list of funny puppet show jokes and even better puppet show puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Planning to open a new shadow puppet show. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
  • I might be the worst puppeteer... But at least I 'm trustworthy. My shows have no strings attached.
Puppet joke, I might be the worst puppeteer...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about puppet can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of puppet puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Puppet Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about puppet you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean dolls jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make puppet prank.

My friend told me he suffered from stage fright.

I told him he should try imagining his audience n**.... He seemed really eager to try that, thanked me and left.
A few minutes later, I realized he ran a puppet show for children.

What did the puppet say when he was depressed

I'm going to Kermit s**....

what do you call a c**... sock puppet?

sock pooppet

If Russia has been....

If Russia has been meddling with American politics and Trump is Vladimir Putins Puppet... Does that make Vladimir Putin a Trumpeteer?

How do puppets have s**...?

No strings attached.

What is small and likes to get f**... ?

A hand puppet.

Who is china's puppet?

who is china's puppet.

Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of s**... assault

One of his alegged victims says "I feel like I've been played like a puppet."

Puppet joke, Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of s**... assault

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these puppet jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.