Puppet Jokes

Funniest Puppet Short Jokes

Short puppet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The puppet humour may include short ventriloquist jokes also.

1. A friend asked me who my favourite vampire was. "That puppet from Sesame Street", I replied.
   They told me he didn't count.
   I said, "I beg to differ...".
2. For sale: Guitar
   Yoyo
   Puppet
   Kite
   £5 for the lot
   Genuine reason for sale
   No strings attached
3. A friend asked how many famous vampires I know. "Just 1," I replied. "From Seasame Street." "He's a puppet!" My friend said. "He doesn't count!"
   "Oh, I assure you, he does."
4. I think that one puppet from Sesame Street is my favorite vampire ever. Some people claim he doesn't count, but I'm certain that he does.
5. So I bought Master of Puppets today I noticed there was a song missing. When I asked the store clerk later about it, he said "Battery not included".
6. You know, it's really hard to hire marionette puppeteers at short notice. But if you like, I could pull some strings.
7. They're remaking ALF, but the puppet looks more like a chicken than a pig. They're calling it Chicken Alf redo.
8. TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet". It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".
9. My friend helped me get a job as a marionette puppeteer. Let's just say he had to pull a few strings.
10. I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street, After all they are the Master of Puppets.

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Puppet One Liners

Which puppet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with puppet? I can suggest the ones about puppy and clown.

1. Who else would like to see a puppet show, minus the puppets? Let's see a show of hands.
2. How did the puppeteer meet the President? He pulled some strings.
3. I'm giving away a broken puppet. No strings attached.
4. What do call the world's biggest puppet show? The US presidential election.
5. What is the USSRs favourite puppet show? The Allies
6. Why can't puppets have one night stands? There's always strings attached.
7. What do you call a faceless sock puppet? A mitten.
8. Broken puppets for sale... No strings attached.
9. What do sock puppets eat? Finger foods
10. A woodpecker's a bird... ...unless you're a puppet.
    ~ The late great Robin Williams
11. Ever wonder how many puppeteers there are in the world? Probably only a handful!
12. What do you call an endowed puppet? ​
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    Well strung.
13. There's a fine line between a puppet master and their puppet That's how the puppet works
14. Selling a broken puppet for $1... no strings attached!!!
15. Why did the puppeteer get out of jail? Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Puppet Show Jokes

Here is a list of funny puppet show jokes and even better puppet show puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Planning to open a new shadow puppet show. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
• I might be the worst puppeteer... But at least I 'm trustworthy. My shows have no strings attached.

Puppet Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about puppet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dolls jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make puppet pranks.