The Best 50 Pupils Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pupils jokes. There are some pupils schoolboy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pupils pupil puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pupils Jokes and Puns

It was at the end of the school year,

and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "

That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"

"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.

The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."

"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.

"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.

"Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.

The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.

"Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.

The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"

With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

I was fired from work at school...

So, due to a minor defect at birth, I was born with Strabismus, and up until last Friday, I was happy performing my duties as a teacher.

Unfortunately, I was fired. My boss told me he couldn't have a teacher in his school that couldn't control his pupils.

Why was the lazy-eyed man a horrible teacher?

Because he couldn't control his pupils.

Pupils joke, Why was the lazy-eyed man a horrible teacher?

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Fourth Grade Logic

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.

"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"

A girl raised her hand and asked,

"To draw out all his savings?"


I can always tell by their eyes if someone is a primary school teacher

They have small pupils.....

Why was the blind teacher fired?

She didn't have any pupils.

Pupils joke, Why was the blind teacher fired?

Did you hear about the cyclopic tutor?

He had only one eye, but two pupils!

Can a crossed-eyed teacher...

control her pupils?

Researchers found that students of a teacher who regularly took LSD lived extraordinarily long lives.

It seems his pupils die late.

Why was the teacher with no eyes unsuccesfull?

He had no pupils.

You can explore pupils classmates reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pupils schoolchildren dad jokes. There are also pupils puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Who has the largest pupils?

A sumo instructor.

My cock-eyed professor had a really bad day today.

His pupils got way out of line.

It made him so angry that he couldn't see straight.

The crossed eyed teacher...

...had trouble controling his pupils.

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed?

She struggled to control her pupils.

Pupils joke, Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed?

I had a terrible cross-eyed teacher in primary schoool

She could never keep her pupils under control.

A boy meets an astrologer

The Astrologers predicts that the boy will die soon.

Disheartened he walks into his professor and turns off all the lights; but why?

Because he knew, with no light; the professor's pupils will dilate.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who got fired?

She couldn't keep her pupils straight


Cocaine in school

One of the teachers at my local school for obese children, was fired today. He was fired for doing cocaine before going to work. He was ratted out by his large pupils.

There was a cross-eyed teacher who got fired

Because she couldnt control her pupils.

They shouldn't let students outside to see the eclipse today

They need to protect their pupils.

Why couldn't the unemployed teacher see?

She had no pupils.

What does a calculus professor say about his pupils?

Their potential is limitless :)

What do you call optometry students?

Pupils.

Why did the teacher have mirrors in her glasses?

So she could keep an eye on her pupils

The teacher to his pupils in a suicide bomber lesson

"Please, pay attention cause I'll only say this once"

Why can't people with a lazy eye be teachers?

They can't control their pupils!

I just came back from the eye doctor, he says I have kindergarden disease.

I asked her what that meant, she said that means I have really small pupils.

A terrorist is teaching a class

He carefully puts on a jacket loaded with explosives and, turning to his pupils, says:

"Now watch carefully, because I'm only going to do this once!"

Why do kindergarten teachers have bad eyesight?

Because their pupils are small.

After you die, what part of the human body is the last to stop working?

Your pupils; they dilate.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job?

She couldn't control her pupils.

When you die, which part of your body will decay last?

Your pupils... because they die late.

The cross-eyed teacher at school got fired today.

He couldn't control his pupils.

When you die, which part of your body is the last to go?

Your pupils. They dilate.

Why did the lazy eyed teacher get fired?

because he couldn't keep his pupils in check

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher that got killed by her students?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?

He got fired because he couldn't control his pupils

when you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils,

They Dilate.

When you die what body part dies last?

The pupils, they dilate

You guys hear about the insecure cross-eyed teacher??

Apparently he couldn't control his pupils

A cross-eyed teacher

Got fired because he couldn't control his pupils

The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.

First Pupil: "I visited my Nana." Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."

Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo." Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."

Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time." Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?" Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The Shit!"

Q: What's the last part of the body to die?

A: The pupils, they dilate.

Hear about the teacher with two lazy eyes?

Didn't last more then a day, couldn't control his pupils.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

She couldn't control her pupils

How to stay in class

A college student walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What a day. Our calculus instructor has to be one of the most difficult professors on the campus," the student says. "If she wasn't so drop-dead gorgeous I would have dropped the class already." "So I guess you could says she's easy on the eyes," the bartender says. "But hard on the pupils?"

After you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils because...

...they dilate!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pupils maths jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pupils learner piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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