The Best 32 Pupil Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pupil jokes. There are some pupil cyclops jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pupil johnny puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pupil Jokes and Puns

It was at the end of the school year,

and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "

That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"

"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.

The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."

"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.

"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.

"Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.

The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.

"Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.

The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"

With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Pupil shows art for teacher

A pupil came and showed something that he draw. He said that he drawed a cow eating grass. The teacher said: But there's nothing there! Then the pupil said: It's because the cow ate all the grass and went away to look for some more grass.

*Excuse my grammar, not perfect at english*

Wanna go see the man with the oak pupil?

Would I?

Pupil joke, Wanna go see the man with the oak pupil?

A student visits his teacher man early in the morning

And sits on in a chair. The teacher man looks up and offers the pupil a cup of coffee.

"Sure, I'll take a mug of joe," says the student.

The teacher pours a cup, and gives it to the kid. The student takes a sip, and nearly gags.

"The is terrible! Seriously! What is this, mud??"

"Well," the professor replies, "it was ground just this morning."

An Interview with a Master Ninja

When questioned on whether he thought his pupil could win his upcoming training match the Sensei had this to say:


Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

My astronomy professor told me

I was his star pupil.

Pupil joke, My astronomy professor told me

My optometry professor said

I was a very good pupil.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Teacher: "What is the most common phrase used in school?"

Teacher: "What is the most common phrase used in school?"

Pupil: "I don't know..."

Teacher: "Correct!"

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?


You can explore pupil class reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pupil learner dad jokes. There are also pupil puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

why did the cyclops close his school

because he only had one pupil

In the eye, what sits in front of the Lens, but behind the Iris?

The Pupil, that's right, I didn't make a joke, bet you didn't see that one coming.

A friend told me this one...

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil!

The joke is that I have no friends

Someone told me Professor Cyclops had only one pupil

...but he told me nobody was taking his class.

Teacher : Why didn't you write your homework? Pupil : My dad is in a hospital

*7 days later* T : why didn't you write your homework this time?

P : my dad is still in the hospital.

T : wow, this must be serious.

*1 month later*

T : Let me guess, you didn't do your homework because your father is still in the hospital.

P : Indeed.

T: well, how come?

P : he's a doctor.

Pupil joke, Teacher : Why didn't you write your homework? Pupil : My dad is in a hospital

What happens when your pupils are so big and they're suicidal, but they're happy about it?

they are die-elated

Pupil: My neighbour, Mr Chang, got run over and killed by a steam roller. Teacher: Johnny! That's awful and has nothing to do with the homework I set you. Sit down immediately!

Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.

What body part starts with p, is 5 letters long and gets bigger when you see something you like?

A pupil.

Why, what did you think it was?

A teacher asked his poorly behaved pupil 'Johnny, which is worse ignorance or apathy?'

Johnny: 'I don't know and I don't care'

What body part makes the best student?

The eye, because it's a good pupil!

Trying out new Arm-the-Teachers laws, a Texas teacher recently shot a student in the eye.

In the teacher's defense, it was a bad pupil.

What do you call a teacher with just one pupil?

A cyclops

There was a one eyed teacher at my school

He was fired for only having one good pupil throughout his 6 year career

What do you call a student who's studying to become an eye doctor?

A pupil.

The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"

Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment."

Head Teacher: I'm going to have to expel you.

Pupil: You'd have to eat me first, weirdo.

(Shout out to Emo Philips)

The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.

First Pupil: "I visited my Nana." Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."

Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo." Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."

Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time." Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?" Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The Shit!"

Four teachers are talking in the staffroom

The English teacher said: "I had a particularly dim pupil today ask me what came after 'F', I made sure be kind when I told him it was 'G'"
The music teacher replied with "I think I taught the same boy, he must've been confused when I told him that naturally F sharp came after F."
The computer science teacher chimed in with "Interestingly I told him that 1 came after F since we're learning hex at the moment"
The PE teacher after quietly listening in sheepishly admits "I told him it's okay, you can always train to teach gym".

Why did the one eyed headmaster close down his school....

Because he only had one pupil

An eye-rolling joke

Dad: You know who all I saw today?

Daughter: Who?

Dad: Everybody I looked at

Daughter: Huh?!

Dad: You don't like my vision joke? Too bad, that's how eye-roll ** rolls eyes **

Daughter: I'm not laughing at your eye rolling jokes again

Dad: Why? Is it too "cornea" for you? XD

Daughter: I give up, lol.

Dad: I'm still the master, you're still the "pupil" XD

A teacher teaches class on drug abuse

He walks into the classroom, draws a big circle and a small circle on the blackboard and asks: What are these?

As nobody answers, he says: The big circle is your eye pupil, when you're clean, and the small circle is your eye pupil, when you're high! If the police see this, they put you in jail…

Then he proceeds to draw a small circle and a big circle and asks: What are these? . Nobody answers…

He points to the small circle and says: This is your asshole, before you go to jail….

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pupil teacher jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pupil student piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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