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67 pupils jokes and hilarious pupils puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pupils that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Pupils Jokes

Short pupils jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pupils humour may include short pupil eye jokes also.

  1. After you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils because... ...they dilate!
  2. After you die, what part of the human body is the last to stop working? Your pupils; they dilate.
  3. I just came back from the eye doctor, he says I have kindergarden disease. I asked her what that meant, she said that means I have really small pupils.
  4. What body part starts with p, is 5 letters long and gets bigger when you see something you like? A pupil.
    Why, what did you think it was?
  5. You guys hear about the insecure cross-eyed teacher?? Apparently he couldn't control his pupils
  6. They shouldn't let students outside to see the eclipse today They need to protect their pupils.
  7. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who got fired? She couldn't keep her pupils straight
  8. Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed? She struggled to control her pupils.
  9. There was a one eyed teacher at my school He was fired for only having one good pupil throughout his 6 year career
  10. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher that got killed by her students? She couldn't control her pupils.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about pupils can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pupils puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Pupils One Liners

Which pupils one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pupils? I can suggest the ones about teacher pupil and school children.

  1. When you die what body part dies last? The pupils, they dilate
  2. Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils.
  3. There was a cross-eyed teacher who got fired Because she couldnt control her pupils.
  4. What part of the body dies last? The pupils, they dilate
  5. Why did the cyclops quit teaching? He had only one pupil.
  6. Why can't people with a lazy eye be teachers? They can't control their pupils!
  7. Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired? She didn't have control of her pupils
  8. When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate.
  9. What do you call optometry students? Pupils.
  10. When you die, which part of your body is the last to go? Your pupils. They dilate.
  11. Why was the lazy-eyed man a horrible teacher? Because he couldn't control his pupils.
  12. when you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils, They Dilate.
  13. why did the cyclops close his school because he only had one pupil
  14. The cross-eyed teacher at school got fired today. He couldn't control his pupils.
  15. Q: What's the last part of the body to die? A: The pupils, they dilate.

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Hilarious Pupils Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about pupils you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean students related jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make pupils prank.

It was at the end of the school year,

and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

I was fired from work at school...

So, due to a minor defect at birth, I was born with Strabismus, and up until last Friday, I was happy performing my duties as a teacher.
Unfortunately, I was fired. My boss told me he couldn't have a teacher in his school that couldn't control his pupils.

I can always tell by their eyes if someone is a primary school teacher

They have small pupils.....

Did you hear about the cyclopic tutor?

He had only one eye, but two pupils!

Researchers found that students of a teacher who regularly took l**... lived extraordinarily long lives.

It seems his pupils die late.

My c**...-eyed professor had a really bad day today.

His pupils got way out of line.
It made him so angry that he couldn't see straight.

The crossed eyed teacher...

...had trouble controling his pupils.

I had a terrible cross-eyed teacher in primary schoool

She could never keep her pupils under control.

A boy meets an astrologer

The Astrologers predicts that the boy will die soon.
Disheartened he walks into his professor and turns off all the lights; but why?
Because he knew, with no light; the professor's pupils will dilate.

c**... in school

One of the teachers at my local school for obese children, was fired today. He was fired for doing c**... before going to work. He was ratted out by his large pupils.

Why couldn't the unemployed teacher see?

She had no pupils.

Why did the teacher have mirrors in her glasses?

So she could keep an eye on her pupils

The teacher to his pupils in a s**... bomber lesson

"Please, pay attention cause I'll only say this once"

A t**... is teaching a class

He carefully puts on a jacket loaded with explosives and, turning to his pupils, says:
"Now watch carefully, because I'm only going to do this once!"

Why do kindergarten teachers have bad eyesight?

Because their pupils are small.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job?

She couldn't control her pupils.

When you die, which part of your body will decay last?

Your pupils... because they die late.

Why did the lazy eyed teacher get fired?

because he couldn't keep his pupils in check

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?

He got fired because he couldn't control his pupils

A cross-eyed teacher

Got fired because he couldn't control his pupils

The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.

First Pupil: "I visited my Nana." Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo." Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time." Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?" Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The s**...!"

Hear about the teacher with two lazy eyes?

Didn't last more then a day, couldn't control his pupils.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

She couldn't control her pupils

How to stay in class

A college student walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What a day. Our calculus instructor has to be one of the most difficult professors on the campus," the student says. "If she wasn't so drop-dead gorgeous I would have dropped the class already." "So I guess you could says she's easy on the eyes," the bartender says. "But hard on the pupils?"

A teacher arrives to work drunk.

"Alright class, today we're going to... I don't b**... know. Learn the alphabet"
"Are you okay sir?" enquires one of the pupils.
"It starts A, B, C, D you idiot!"

Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired?

Because they couldn't control their pupils.

Have you heard about the cross-eyed teacher?

He has a lot of trouble controlling his pupils.

You're the light of my life!

Yeah, well then why do your pupils dilate every time you see me?

When life is over, what body part is the last to stop working?

The pupils.
They dilate.

What do you call a teacher without pupils?

Blind

Why did the teacher wear shades in school?

Because her pupils were too bright!

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