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No pun in ten did.
but no pun-in-ten-did.
How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
Because they take everything literally.
Because they always take things literally.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
There once was a man who loved puns. They were his favorite kind of humor, and he would often spend time trying to come up with new ones. One morning he was feeling particularly inspired and thought up ten brand new puns. And so he went about his day with the intention of using his new puns to get a laugh from his friends, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
No pun in 10 did.
They're the wurst.
If not, you really should. It's a great play on words.
the wurst ones are the best.
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I hope they turnip somewhere
Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem?
Wife: I can't take it anymore. I can't live with him making Star Wars puns all the time.
Me: Divorce is strong with this one.
No pun in ten did.
Because they are never well done.
Mount Cleverest
He walked up to me tore a piece of paper and walked away, I look at the paper it says "my puns" I ask what that was about, he says " I know... My puns are tear-able"... Thats my boy
Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
ITT: People who want to kill me, people who think I am their dad, more puns about bees, puns about beer, "oh I get it", and "this joke is more like a riddle"
Just sum
Well, that and sex.
Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage?
Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns.
Husband: Divorce is strong with this one.
But toucan play at that game.
Comet me bro.
she said she was sick of my tree puns
what a beech
Wife: My husband uses to many Star Wars puns
Husband: Divorce is strong in this one
But toucan play at that game
Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.
I can't wait to see them all.
...hoping at least one of them would win.
Well,no pun in-ten-did.
"Not appreciating puns was a grave mistake"
but I soon realised toucan play at that game
The first sine of madness.
But I can with a deck of cards.
He entered ten of his best puns hoping that at least one of them would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
But I still have nothing to chauffeur it.
I can just see it now.
Punish them.
One day, I went to the store, and I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I went to the store again, and I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
After a lot of frustration, I went to the store again and I bought a lead whistle.
I was really mad at this point. It steel wooden lead me whistle!
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But they couldn't make him laugh, no pun in ten did.
No pun in ten did.
no pun in ten did...
Unless everyone gets them
He loses. So the next year, he enters 2 puns, doubling his chances. He still loses. So the third year, determined to win, he enters 10 puns. He waits, hoping at least one of his puns will win, but no pun in 10 did.
No pun in ten did
Since they always take things literally.
I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.
No pun int. Ended
After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a sex change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a sex change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."
A "Pi"-thon.
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It finally Taurus apart.
Because there are always taking things... literally.
Because they take everything literally.
But Math puns make me number.
Math puns make me number
Perhaps I should let this mango.
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
But math puns make me number
They make me even number.
It's a play on words.
Now I'm grounded.
You'd think everything I've Redwood help
It's a play on words
The doctor says it's terminal.
My boyfriend just broke up with me, he was sick and tired of my constant zodiac puns.
It Taurus apart.
I'm in Pisces typing this
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