Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
ITT: People who want to kill me, people who think I am their dad, more puns about bees, puns about beer, "oh I get it", and "this joke is more like a riddle"
I can just see it now.
Because they always take things literally.
I can't wait to see them all.
Well, that and sex.
Just sum
In the year 2020 we're going to have a lot of bad puns about vision.
I can't wait to see them all.
Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.
He loses. So the next year, he enters 2 puns, doubling his chances. He still loses. So the third year, determined to win, he enters 10 puns. He waits, hoping at least one of his puns will win, but no pun in 10 did.
"Not appreciating puns was a grave mistake"
the wurst ones are the best.
Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem?
Wife: I can't take it anymore. I can't live with him making Star Wars puns all the time.
Me: Divorce is strong with this one.
No pun in 10 did.
Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage?
Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns.
Husband: Divorce is strong with this one.
One day, I went to the store, and I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I went to the store again, and I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
After a lot of frustration, I went to the store again and I bought a lead whistle.
I was really mad at this point. It steel wooden lead me whistle!
But toucan play at that game
He walked up to me tore a piece of paper and walked away, I look at the paper it says "my puns" I ask what that was about, he says " I know... My puns are tear-able"... Thats my boy
This got banned from Showerthoughts for being a pun, and I knew you guys liked puns so here we are!
No pun in ten did.
But toucan play at that game.
If not, you really should. It's a great play on words.
But I still have nothing to chauffeur it.
Wife: My husband uses to many Star Wars puns
Husband: Divorce is strong in this one
The first sine of madness.
So we can stare at their tits while they're rolling their eyes.
no pun in ten did...
Punish them.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
No pun in ten did.
No pun in ten did.
Butt fuck that.
Unless everyone gets them
Comet me bro.
There once was a man who loved puns. They were his favorite kind of humor, and he would often spend time trying to come up with new ones. One morning he was feeling particularly inspired and thought up ten brand new puns. And so he went about his day with the intention of using his new puns to get a laugh from his friends, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
They're the wurst.
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