The Best 21 Punny Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Punny jokes. There are some punny generic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these punny funny puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Punny Jokes and Puns

Hear are sum morre punny science jokes

How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.

Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.

The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.

Chemistry puns Im in my element.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!

Edit 1 just thought of this.

What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?

Punny wednesday

The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone.
"Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."

A Punny Punderwater Joke

What do you call an underwater citrus?


Punny joke, A Punny Punderwater Joke

punny guy

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo is it counterinuitive?


*I entered 10 puns in a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did*

What do you call an overweight Cajun conman?

A jumbo liar.

Credit to my boyfriend who is exceptionally punny.

Why doesn't Ed Sheeran have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran away.

(Saw this somewhere, and am gingerly sharing this punny piece)

Punny joke, Why doesn't Ed Sheeran have a girlfriend?

Orion's Belt is a waste of space.

Sorry, the joke's way to punny. It's just 3 stars.

Two Puns

Man, I was going to eat a clock, but then I thought, that's to time consuming.

Man, I was ganna get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.

You guys might aswell call me re"pun"sul. I'm way to punny.

(Sorry if I make you cringe)

What are some very short, witty, funny, punny jokes than you can use to start a conversation with a girl? (no extreme sexual stuff)

But compliments would help

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

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My new colleague is called Justin Time...

And I'm not punny.

You hear about that punny book title?

"Types of Pasta Dishes" by Liz Ann Yaah.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

If you were to form your own country...

I would say your a nation.

Come on, it's at least a little punny right?

I hate puns.

They are not very punny.

Punny joke, I hate puns.

Jeffrey Dahmer is punny

What was Jeffrey Dahmers favorite pick-up line? Hey girl, let me get those digits. You could say he was quite the lady killer.

So my dad bought a shrinking machine

He's making tons of stupid jokes now because he's punny.

What happened to the man in crutches when he heard a punny joke

he couldn't bear to stand it.

My friends always laugh at my puns

They say I'm very punny.

Punny Chemistry

"What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?"
"A mole ester"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the punny upvoted jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working punny snarky piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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