Punny Jokes
36 punny jokes and hilarious punny puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about punny that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Punny Short Jokes
Short punny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The punny humour may include short humorous jokes also.
- Punny wednesday The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone.
"Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later." - If you're an American in your bedroom... An American in your livingroom, an American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
European
\*Apologies to Europe...it's just a punny joke. - What do you call an overweight Cajun conman? A jumbo liar.
Credit to my boyfriend who is exceptionally punny. - Why doesn't Ed Sheeran have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran away.
(Saw this somewhere, and am gingerly sharing this punny piece) - What happened to the man in crutches when he heard a punny joke he couldn't bear to stand it.
- If you were to form your own country... I would say your a nation.
Come on, it's at least a little punny right? - What is the worst thing about puns? When you force them into a joke, they're just not punny.
- Why do comedians hate allergies? Because they always get pun-ny noses...
- Puns aren't funny. #They're punny.
- Punny :3 A horse is a very stable animal.
BADUMTSS :D HAHAH
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Punny One Liners
Which punny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with punny? I can suggest the ones about funniest and generic.
- A Punny Punderwater Joke What do you call an underwater citrus?
Sublime. - punny guy If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo is it counterinuitive?
- Punny *I entered 10 puns in a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did*
- Was tryin to think of a punny meat-eater joke. But carnivore think of one. r_r
- Orion's Belt is a waste of space. Sorry, the joke's way to punny. It's just 3 stars.
- What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.
- What sound does a train make when it's eating?... Chew chew... Very Punny right?
- You hear about that punny book title? "Types of Pasta Dishes" by Liz Ann Yaah.
- My new colleague is called Justin Time... And I'm not punny.
- What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny? Something punny.
- Every time I tell a punny cow joke, I butcher it.
- I hate puns. They are not very punny.
- My friends always laugh at my puns They say I'm very punny.
- Why do people hate puns? Cos they are not *punny*
Edit - added "are" - What's your favorite pun? You guys are so punny!!
Amusing Punny Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about punny you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cringe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make punny pranks.
Hear are sum morre punny science jokes
How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.
The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.
Chemistry puns Im in my element.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!
Edit 1 just thought of this.
What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN
Punny (mid-long, kid friendly)
A string.
Yes, a string.
A string takes a seat at a bar and orders.
Bartender: you a string?
String: …yeah…
Bartender: we don't serve strings here
Defeated, the string leaves.
Outside, he peels back some of his ends and twists the filaments around and through one-another.
He goes back.
Has a seat…
Bartender: we don't serve strings here, ARE YOU A STRING?!?
String: I'm a frayed knot.
Two Puns
Man, I was going to eat a clock, but then I thought, that's to time consuming.
Man, I was ganna get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.
You guys might aswell call me re"pun"sul. I'm way to punny.
(Sorry if I make you cringe)
What are some very short, witty, funny, punny jokes than you can use to start a conversation with a girl? (no extreme s**... stuff)
But compliments would help
Punny Chemistry
"What's j**... Sandusky's favorite compound?"
"What?"
"A mole ester"
Jeffrey d**... is punny
What was Jeffrey Dahmers favorite pick-up line? Hey girl, let me get those digits. You could say he was quite the lady killer.
