punk rocker Jokes

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Youth - most likely [nsfw]

An old man is sitting on a bench in central park when a teenager with a rainbow hair-dyed mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him. The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock. Then the teenager says, "What you looking at old man?"


The man replies, "Nothing, nothing." Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?" The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and fucked a parrot, and I am trying to figure out if you are my son."

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An old man gets on a bus and walks to the back to find an open seat.

He sits in the back row and across from him is a punk rocker with green hair, and red and yellow feather earring. The old man keeps staring at the young punk.

The punk looks straight at the old man and says "What's the matter pops ain't you ever done anything crazy in your life?!"

The old man replies "Yeah one time I fucked a parrot and I was just wondering if you were my son."

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The Punk Rocker

A middle-aged guy gets on a bus and sits down. He looks across from him and sees a punk rocker with spiked hair dyed every color of the rainbow - blue, red, yellow, green, orange.

The punk rocker notices the guy gawking at him and says, "What's a matter, old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"

The guy responds, "Sure. In fact, when I was your age I fucked a parrot once and I'm just wondering if you're my son."

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What's the difference between funnel cake and a punk rocker's hairdo?

One is fried dough and the other is a dyed fro

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A punk rocker gets on the bus

He has a large mohawk with green, yellow, purple and orange hair. An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?" And the old man says, "Yeah, one time I fucked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."

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A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and orange hair.


An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?"
And the old man says, "Yeah, one time I fucked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to screw it in, one to kick the stool, one to kick him, and one to scream to shut the fuck up Bruce.

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Punk rockers are unruly, what do they like most about women though?

Their CCCCUUUUUNNNNNTTTTT!!!

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Why did the punk rocker not finish his pepsi?

He thought it was an icky pop.

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What do you call a punk rocker who doesn't flow?

Sid Viscous

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