The Best 46 Punk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Punk jokes. There are some punk steampunk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these punk sage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Punk Jokes and Puns

An American customs agent and an Canadian customs agent are having a beer after a long week.

The Canadian says "Man, you wouldn't believe this dumb American redneck trying to cross the border. I ask him 'Do you have any weapons, son?' and the kid says "Sure, whatcha need?'"

The American scoffs. "I got you beat. About three weeks ago, this dumb Canadian punk comes down. I ask him 'Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?' The kid thinks for a second and says 'Is marijuana a vegetable?'"

Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors?

They're up all night to get Lockheed.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

Punk joke, What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?

It's called "One More Thyme"


Why do the Scots like lying? They are scared the truth would set them free.

Why do Scots love ants? They also like to live in a colony.

Why don't Scots like punk rock groups? They put their music on independent labels.

What is the most unpopular dance in Scotland? The indepen-dance.

How are Scots similar to bicycles? They both need chains around them.

Why have Scots stopped wearing rings? Because freedom rings.

I stole a jar of jelly from a friend...

While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling "That's my jam!"

I was talking to my friend the other day about my plan to assassinate a Canadian pop punk band.

He said, "Simple Plan?"

"No, it's actually quite complex, actually." I responded.

Punk joke, I was talking to my friend the other day about my plan to assassinate a Canadian pop punk band.

The Avengers must love Daft Punk

They were up all night to get Loki

I am forming a new punk band!

We are called "young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men".
Search for us on google!

'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow'

Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar

I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny.

I said, "What's up, punk?"

"Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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A punk girl goes shopping and asks the cashier

"Can i get a refund if my parents like these clothes?"

There are no Jews living on Punk Street

... but I know one who lives on Oi way!

The future

The world in 10 years...

MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100...

Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?

A suit says to a punk: "Get a job!"

Punk replies: "Get on your knees and give me one".

The definition of irony

Listening to punk music while you're sharing a bowl of macaroni and cheese with your two year old son

Punk joke, The definition of irony

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

A guy walks up to me and asks "What's Punk?"

So I kick over a garbage can and say "That's punk!" So he kicks over the garbage can and says "That's Punk?" and I say "No that's trendy!"

A punk rock themed breast cancer center just opened up

It's called Thnks fr th mammaries.

Watched a pretty good Daft Punk documentary last night.

I think I'll watch it one more time.

What day is the best for punk and rock music?

A green one apparently.

What do you call a punk rocker who doesn't flow?

Sid Viscous

I'm so punk

I'm soooo punk you guys...I've been punk since birth. I'd say it was since I was in utero but I don't mix genres.

My new punk band, Syncopated Head, has its first show tonight...

I'm really afraid nobody will come.

What's the difference between funnel cake and a punk rocker's hairdo?

One is fried dough and the other is a dyed fro

What did the dentist say to the tooth that wasn't getting numb?

You've got some nerve, punk!

Being a Geologist is pretty easy, all you need to know is the 3 types of rock

Indie, Alternative, and Punk

What is Kevin Spacey's favorite punk rock band?

Minor Threat

A nurse was in the emergency department, when a punk entered.

What is steam punk?

A kettle that plays three chords.

What did the detective say while interrogating a clock accused of murder?

"LISTEN PUNK! We know what makes you tick, and we have ways to make you tock!"

Why did the punk were camo pants?

He didn't want to be scene.

I'm Not a big fan of steam punk...

But I do agree that it is the best way to prepare punk.

I wouldn't consider myself a fan of steampunk.

But I will say this, it is undoubtedly the healthiest way to prepare punk.

What do you call a rock with a bad attitude?

Punk Rock

I was a cocky little punk when I was younger

I remember one time, when I was 9 years old, getting called into the principal's office.

Your behavior is out of line, and getting worse & worse each day. Standards really are slipping."

"I'll do the talking he replied.

What did Daft Punk say when they stayed up until midnight if their lottery ticket won?

We're up all night to get lucky.

What do you call a punk rock kid without a girlfriend?


Why did the punk rocker not finish his pepsi?

He thought it was an icky pop.

How do you get a Punk out of bathtub?

Turn on the water.

What does a rolling stone grow into ?

A punk rock

When Daft Punk started wearing robot masks, their manager sent them out on the road to see if people at gigs could tell who they were.

It was called The Touring Test.

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.

He had all this colorful make-up on and his hair was spiked up with red, green, & yellow with feathers. The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin' at,eh? Didn't you do anything strange when you were a teenager?" "Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son!"

People sound really silly complaining about Cyber Punk 2077.

After all, the game was released 57 years early.

I'm not really a fan of steampunk

but I will say, it's one of the healthiest ways to prepare punk.

Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain really did have so much in common.

Because both were successful punk rockers, who are most well known for killing Kurt Cobain.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the punk techno jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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