Punk Jokes
69 punk jokes and hilarious punk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about punk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Punk Short Jokes
Short punk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The punk humour may include short pong jokes also.
- Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors? They're up all night to get Lockheed.
- Classic Norm McDonald I wouldn't necessarily call myself a fan of steampunk, but it's certainly the healthiest way to prepare punk.
- A guy walks up to me and asks "What's Punk?" So I kick over a garbage can and say "That's punk!" So he kicks over the garbage can and says "That's Punk?" and I say "No that's trendy!"
- I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny. I said, "What's up, punk?"
"Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before." - I'm not really a fan of steampunk but I will say, it's one of the healthiest ways to prepare punk.
- What's Thor's favorite band? Daft punk.
Wanna know why?
Because he's up all night to get Loki - People sound really silly complaining about Cyber Punk 2077. After all, the game was released 57 years early.
- Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain really did have so much in common. Because both were successful punk rockers, who are most well known for killing kurt cobain.
- I wouldn't consider myself a fan of steampunk. But I will say this, it is undoubtedly the healthiest way to prepare punk.
- Have you heard about the new emo-punk band taking Mexico by storm? They're called *Hispanic! At the disco*.
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Punk One Liners
Which punk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with punk? I can suggest the ones about pies and pink.
- What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments? A metal band
- The Avengers must love Daft Punk They were up all night to get Loki
- What do you call a bunch of punks who attack supermarkets? The Lidl Rascals
- How did the punk zombie get sick? He had some Bad Brains
- How do you distress a leather jacket? By telling it punk is dead!
- Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? He was tired of Haulin' Oats
- Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book? It's called "One More Thyme"
- What day is the best for punk and rock music? A green one apparently.
- 'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow' Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar
- What does a rolling stone grow into ? A punk rock
- Why did the punk rocker not finish his pepsi? He thought it was an icky pop.
- What is steam punk? A kettle that plays three chords.
- Why did the punk were camo pants? He didn't want to be scene.
- What is Kevin Spacey's favorite punk rock band? Minor Threat
- What do you call a punk rocker who doesn't flow? Sid Viscous
Punk Band Jokes
Here is a list of funny punk band jokes and even better punk band puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The future The world in 10 years...
MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100...
Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre? - I am forming a new punk band! We are called "young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men".
Search for us on google! - I was talking to my friend the other day about my plan to assassinate a Canadian pop punk band. He said, "Simple Plan?"
"No, it's actually quite complex, actually." I responded. - My new punk band, Syncopated Head, has its first show tonight... I'm really afraid nobody will come.
- What is Helen Keller's favorite punk band? Senses Fail
- What's a bartender's favourite band? Draft Punk!
- What's the difference between pop punk and h**... punk? A h**... band is a Minor Threat. A pop punk band is a threat to minors.
Daft Punk Jokes
Here is a list of funny daft punk jokes and even better daft punk puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Watched a pretty good Daft Punk documentary last night. I think I'll watch it one more time.
- When Daft Punk started wearing robot masks, their manager sent them out on the road to see if people at gigs could tell who they were. It was called The Touring Test.
- I stole a jar of jelly from a friend... While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling "That's my jam!"
- What did Daft Punk say when they stayed up until midnight if their lottery ticket won? We're up all night to get lucky.
- Anyone know the lyrics to "Around the world" by daft punk? I always forget..
- I heard the Daft Punk robots are headed to med school They'll soon be the Spin Doctors
- What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community? Juan more time!
Punk Rocker Jokes
Here is a list of funny punk rocker jokes and even better punk rocker puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between funnel cake and a punk rocker's hairdo? One is fried dough and the other is a dyed fro
- Punk rockers are unruly, what do they like most about women though? Their CCCCUUUUUNNNNNTTTTT!!!
Hilarious Fun Punk Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about punk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean panic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make punk pranks.
An American customs agent and an Canadian customs agent are having a beer after a long week.
The Canadian says "Man, you wouldn't believe this dumb American r**... trying to cross the border. I ask him 'Do you have any weapons, son?' and the kid says "Sure, whatcha need?'"
The American scoffs. "I got you beat. About three weeks ago, this dumb Canadian punk comes down. I ask him 'Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?' The kid thinks for a second and says 'Is m**... a vegetable?'"
Scotland
Why do the Scots like lying? They are scared the truth would set them free.
Why do Scots love ants? They also like to live in a colony.
Why don't Scots like punk rock groups? They put their music on independent labels.
What is the most unpopular dance in Scotland? The indepen-dance.
How are Scots similar to bicycles? They both need chains around them.
Why have Scots stopped wearing rings? Because freedom rings.
A punk girl goes shopping and asks the cashier
"Can i get a refund if my parents like these clothes?"
The definition of irony
Listening to punk music while you're sharing a bowl of macaroni and cheese with your two year old son
What did the dentist say to the tooth that wasn't getting numb?
You've got some nerve, punk!
What did the detective say while interrogating a clock accused of m**...?
"LISTEN PUNK! We know what makes you tick, and we have ways to make you tock!"
I was a c**... little punk when I was younger
I remember one time, when I was 9 years old, getting called into the principal's office.
Your behavior is out of line, and getting worse & worse each day. Standards really are slipping."
"I'll do the talking he replied.
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.
He had all this colorful make-up on and his hair was spiked up with red, green, & yellow with feathers. The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin' at,eh? Didn't you do anything strange when you were a teenager?" "Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I s**... a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son!"
