Punk Band Jokes

18 punk band jokes and hilarious punk band puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about punk band that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Punk Band Short Jokes

Short punk band jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The punk band humour may include short metal band jokes also.

  1. What's Thor's favorite band? Daft punk.
    Wanna know why?
    Because he's up all night to get Loki
  2. Have you heard about the new emo-punk band taking Mexico by storm? They're called *Hispanic! At the disco*.
  3. The future The world in 10 years...
    MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100...
    Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?
  4. I am forming a new punk band! We are called "young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men".
    Search for us on google!
  5. I was talking to my friend the other day about my plan to assassinate a Canadian pop punk band. He said, "Simple Plan?"
    "No, it's actually quite complex, actually." I responded.
  6. My new punk band, Syncopated Head, has its first show tonight... I'm really afraid nobody will come.
  7. What's the difference between pop punk and h**... punk? A h**... band is a Minor Threat. A pop punk band is a threat to minors.

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Punk Band One Liners

Which punk band one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with punk band? I can suggest the ones about rock band and bad band.

  1. What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments? A metal band
  2. Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? He was tired of Haulin' Oats
  3. What is Kevin Spacey's favorite punk rock band? Minor Threat
  4. What is Helen Keller's favorite punk band? Senses Fail
  5. What's a bartender's favourite band? Draft Punk!

Punk Band Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about punk band you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean concert band jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make punk band pranks.

Your typical rock band

In my history of Rock and Roll class, chapter 13 focused on the early rock artists post punk era. At the very beginning of the chapter the band King Crimson is briefly mentioned, they seemed to have qualities that later artist would adopt and were quite popular, with songs such as 21 century schizoid boy, I talk to the wind, and In the court of King Crimson (my favorite by the band). However they didn't blow up as much as later rock artists such as Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and AC/DC. They're more so seen as a footnote of that era because of this. I suppose King Crimson was ahead of their time in that regards, but only by like 10 seconds.