The Best 12 Punjabi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Punjabi jokes. There are some punjabi singh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these punjabi chorus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Punjabi Jokes and Puns

Indian Taxi Driver

My regular Indian taxi driver picked me up whilst singing along to his crappy Punjabi music at the top of his voice.

He smiled when I pulled out my set of new ear plugs, "Looks like you've come prepared this time," he said laughing.

I smiled back at him, "Yes," I replied, as I put them up my nostrils.    

My Indian friend taught me an authentic Punjabi dance. I've got some real Sikh moves.

I saw two Punjabi guys fighting...

It was a Sikh fight.

Punjabi joke, I saw two Punjabi guys fighting...

A guy named Miles gets lost during a marathon in India...

"Surely I should be at the finish line by now!" he thinks.

Shortly he comes upon a group of Punjabi people, practically a score of them. "Excuse me," he asks, "Have you all seen anyone running a race around here? I'm not sure how long this thing is supposed to be. If so, can you point them out to me?"

Twenty Sikhs point to Miles.

What do you call half a dozen Punjabi that are not feeling well?

Six sick Sikhs

They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds.

It'd be called Singh: A Song

I have a Punjabi friend

He Singhs very well

Punjabi joke, I have a Punjabi friend

Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian?

He got a punjabi.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

What do you call a PB&J in India?

Punjabi sandwich

Never make a mistake of telling a Punjabi....

"The Force is within you", he might think you are refering to the 9th or 10th glass of whisky.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the punjabi indian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working punjabi jazz piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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