Punjabi Jokes
17 punjabi jokes and hilarious punjabi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about punjabi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Punjabi jokes are a great way to add some fun and laughter to your day. Whether you're looking for a good pun to share with your friends or just want to enjoy a good laugh, these jokes are sure to deliver.
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Funniest Punjabi Short Jokes
Short punjabi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The punjabi humour may include short culture jokes also.
- They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds. It'd be called Singh: A Song
- Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi.
- What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean? Amandeep trouble.
- Never make a mistake of telling a Punjabi.... "The Force is within you", he might think you are refering to the 9th or 10th glass of whisky.
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Punjabi One Liners
Which punjabi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with punjabi? I can suggest the ones about music and language.
- My Indian friend taught me an authentic Punjabi dance. I've got some real Sikh moves.
- I saw two Punjabi guys fighting... It was a Sikh fight.
- What do you call half a dozen Punjabi that are not feeling well? Six sick Sikhs
- I have a Punjabi friend He Singhs very well
- PUNJABI STAGE DRAMA 2015
- What do you call a PB&J in India? Punjabi sandwich
Giggle-Inducing Punjabi Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about punjabi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dress jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make punjabi pranks.
Indian Taxi Driver
My regular Indian taxi driver picked me up whilst singing along to his c**... Punjabi music at the top of his voice.
He smiled when I pulled out my set of new ear plugs, "Looks like you've come prepared this time," he said laughing.
I smiled back at him, "Yes," I replied, as I put them up my nostrils.
A guy named Miles gets lost during a marathon in India...
"Surely I should be at the finish line by now!" he thinks.
Shortly he comes upon a group of Punjabi people, practically a score of them. "Excuse me," he asks, "Have you all seen anyone running a race around here? I'm not sure how long this thing is supposed to be. If so, can you point them out to me?"
Twenty Sikhs point to Miles.
