The Best 5 Punishable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Punishable jokes. There are some punishable intergalactic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these punishable obscure puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Punishable Jokes and Puns

A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death.

What happens next will shock you.

I hear they only serve ice cold beers in North Korea

Cause Warmbiers are punishable by death

Q: What do you call a trucker wearing a suit and tie?

A: the defendant

Source: I'm a trucker. (reformed)

For the young and/or foreign:

Defendant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defendant‎
In a criminal trial, a defendant is any person accused (charged) of committing an offence (a crime), an act defined as punishable under criminal law.

No more Puns

It's punishable by law

A joke I thought of while showering. (showerjokes?)

Underage drinking is a crime punishable by breath.
haha get it?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the punishable fined jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working punishable bans piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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