Puni Jokes
23 puni jokes and hilarious puni puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about puni that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Puni Short Jokes
Short puni jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The puni humour may include short plunger jokes also.
- There's a small and weak man Who loves telling jokes, they're mainly one liners... because he's puny
- To everybody whose birthday is today. I am sorry that your birthday was not yesterday, otherwise you would have had a puny birthday.
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Puni One Liners
Which puni one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with puni? I can suggest the ones about punishment and smokers.
- What do you call a tiny pun? Puny
- you hear about that puny book title? "Fingers and Toes" by Phil Angies.
- Why did everyone pick on the small, bad comedian? Because he was puny.
- [PUN]I think I saw a beautiful juniper. Maybe it's fir... or maybe it's maple-ine.
- Thou puny pottle-deep joithead! You tell em Shakespeare!
Entertaining Puni Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about puni you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toilet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make puni pranks.
Punish me daddy,I've been a naughty girl
"For the last time ,Brenda, it's 'Forgive me Father,I've sinned' "
Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?
He was already suspended.
God's punishment
God gave women labor pains and monthly bleeding as the punishment for the original sin. Men's punishment is to be with his wife and listen to her problems. That's why god hates homosexuals. They found a loophole in this system.
What is the punishment for polygamy in the United States?
Multiple mothers-in-law.
What is the punishment for bigamy?
Two wives.
What was the punishment for the Amish boy who went streaking at school?
He got suspendered.
What's the punishment for bigamy?
Two wives.
(Joke courtesy of my Wife!)
How do you punish a pet rock
You hit rock bottom
What's the punishment for bigamy?
More than one mother-in-law
How do you punish your coffee beans?
You ground it.
As a punishment I was once made to answer a difficult question while riding up and down the elevator.
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It was wrong on so many levels.
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The pun-ishment of notes
When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
What punishment was given to the electrician?
He got grounded.
They usually don't punish a doctor for losing a patient
But they immediately fired me, being a gynecologist is difficult.
Punishment
Not talking to your husband to punish him is like trying to kill a fish by drowning!
Why is Punisher the funniest Marvel character?
Because he has the best punchlines.
How do you punish a misbehaving AI?
Chop its bits off.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Put her in a circular room and tell her there's a penny in the corner.
