Punctured Jokes
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A man was driving on the highway in the US when suddenly he was hit by a drunk driver, breaking his right arm, puncturing his lung, and putting him into a short coma
Despite not having insurance, he left the hospital without any financially crippling debt that would haunt him for the rest of his life and compromise his future savings.
My Girlfriend's Got A Puncture
My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."
"Oh John!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."
I crashed my bike the other day and got two punctures. I don't think I can ride my bike again.
I'll have to retire it.
Knew somebody who used to live in a giant tire.
He got a puncture one day……..
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Now he lives in a flat.
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