The Best 6 Puncture Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Puncture jokes. There are some puncture flat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these puncture vacuum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Puncture Jokes and Puns

My Girlfriend's Got A Puncture

My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."

"Oh John!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."

I used to live in a tire...

But it got a puncture. So now, I live in a flat.

Did you hear about the guy who lived in a tyre?

He got a puncture and now he lives in a Flat 😂

My Girlfriend used to go down on me all the time...

...so I fixed the puncture

I got a puncture on my bicycle today

It totally blew


I like my truck tires the way I like my toilet paper...

10 ply and puncture proof..

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the puncture wound jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working puncture told piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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