Punctuality Jokes
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A company owner was asked a question,
How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
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A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
There was a Jewish businessman
There was a Jewish businessman who was almost late at an important business meeting where punctuality was highly priced. But there were no empty parking spots around and the time was running. He looked to the sky and prayed: "Dear God, give me a parking spot now and I will donate 100 thousand to the synagogue!" Suddenly, a car left exactly in front of him. Relieved, the guy looked again at the sky and said: "It's okay, forget it, I got one."
What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting?
A paradox.
simple rule
Lady 1: "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?"
Lady 2: "I made a simple rule: s**... will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not."
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