Punctual Jokes

Funniest Punctual Short Jokes

Short punctual jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The punctual humour may include short pedantic jokes also.

1. A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
   He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
2. What's the difference between a reliable employee and an angry boxer? One is punctual, the other will punch you all.
3. The most punctual guy I've ever known was named Justin. No matter where he went or what time he showed up, he was always Justin Time.
4. Why did Nixon have a reputation for not being punctual? He is, after all, the late Richard Nixon.
5. The MBTA app started using a period in the track numbers... Track 4.0 instead of track 4. Its the first time I've seen the MBTA this punctual.
6. There's something you should know about my late grandmother She was not a punctual person.
7. simple rule Lady 1: "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?"
   Lady 2: "I made a simple rule: s**... will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not."

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Punctual One Liners

Which punctual one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with punctual? I can suggest the ones about accurate and picky.

1. What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting? A paradox.
2. Why are pianists so punctual? They can't lock their keys in their car.
3. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
4. What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome? A metrognome.
5. My girlfriend is always really punctual Except for her periods
6. Why is punctuality a problem in Hades? Because everyone's late.
7. I used to be punctual, but now I'm always tardy I guess I'm a... translate.
8. What Cardi B credit for her punctuality? Cardi A
9. You know you're dating a ... When she is really punctual.
10. There's a time and a place for punctuality.... And I'll have none of it.
11. My joke about constantly tardy people. They're so punctual you could run a train on them.
12. What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese? Your t**..."ming"!

Ridiculous Punctual Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about punctual you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean punctuation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make punctual pranks.