The Best 14 Punctual Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Punctual jokes. There are some punctual everyday jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these punctual conscientious puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Punctual Jokes and Puns

A company owner was asked a question,

How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."

Punctuality....

A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"

He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."

What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting?

A paradox.

Punctual joke, What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting?

simple rule

Lady 1: "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?"
Lady 2: "I made a simple rule: sex will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not."

What's the difference between a reliable employee and an angry boxer?

One is punctual, the other will punch you all.


A man rented an uber and and the cabbie arrived exactly on time

The passenger said: "wow you are so punctual just like frank"
Cabbie: excuse me?

Passenger: frank is a great guy, always on time, knows the best restaurants, wear the best clothes, always keeps his promises and never ever treat his family badly.

Cabbie: so is frank your friend or...?

Passenger: no I've never met him but I married his ex wife

Why are pianists so punctual?

They can't lock their keys in their car.

Punctual joke, Why are pianists so punctual?

Why did Nixon have a reputation for not being punctual?

He is, after all, the late Richard Nixon.

What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.

My girlfriend is always really punctual

Except for her periods

Why is punctuality a problem in Hades?

Because everyone's late.

You can explore punctual accurate reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean punctual daily dad jokes. There are also punctual puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I used to be punctual, but now I'm always tardy

I guess I'm a... translate.

The MBTA app started using a period in the track numbers... Track 4.0 instead of track 4.

Its the first time I've seen the MBTA this punctual.

There's something you should know about my late grandmother

She was not a punctual person.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the punctual prompt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working punctual meticulous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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