The Best 93 Punchline Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Punchline jokes. There are some punchline humorous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these punchline hilarious puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Punchline Jokes and Puns

How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?

She answered the stapler.

How did she pierce her other ear?

Those bastards called back.

(feel free to imagine a dulled "Huwwuh? *ka-thunk* UUUNNGHH!" right after the first punchline)

A woman stopped me in the street today and told me a joke.

After hearing it, I thought it had all the ingredients of a great joke: child abuse; incestual rape, tears, poverty and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline.

Something about $10 a month...

The punchline comes first.

How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?

Punchline joke, The punchline comes first.

Nobody cares about Nihilism.

The punchline.

I could argue that someone passing out in the punchline enhances the joke,

but that would be faint praise indeed.


With the punchline first.

How did the time traveler tell his jokes?

(I'm sorry, it was just so easy!)

[THIS IS A REQUEST; DO NOT UPVOTE] Does anyone have a joke where the audience of the joke says the punchline?

If this isn't the right place for this, kindly redirect me.

Punchline joke, [THIS IS A REQUEST; DO NOT UPVOTE] Does anyone have a joke where the audience of the joke says the p

So a man walks into a bar...

And he goes to the counter and sits on a seat, patiently waiting for the bartender to ask him what drink he might want, which the bartender does. So the man asks for punch, in reply, the bartender tells him to get in the line, leaving the man confused. After a moment of searching throughout the bar, the man realised there was no punchline.

My punchlines are like lost baggage...

you should get them in a couple of days.

- George Watsky

A guys is at a party.....

and steps behind two other guys. He notices that they are a Priest and a Rabbi and both are holding ducks.
He says "What is this? a joke?"
The Priest looks back and says, "No, this is the punchline."

I have the punchline, can't remember the joke.

My father used to tell a joke, that involved the guy talking to a priest or therapist, and he is worried about a reoccurring dream that involves him having sex with a chicken (can't remember who was doing what with who). It ends with the teller blowing a ripped up napkin all over the table.

Any help?

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My girlfriend's response to a lesbian joke that I told her

Years ago I told my girlfriend a joke, it went something like this:

Me: Did you hear about the French lesbian who went back home to France?

Her: (Shakes her head no)

Me: She missed her native tongue.

After I said the punchline, she didn't get it, just sat there and looked at me straight-faced, trying to make sense of it, finally she blurts out, "They have natives in France?"

Need help with a joke that was on here.

So I saw a joke on here about 2 Irish guys with their friend and the punchline is something like the dead guy being with the two arseholes. They were identifying their friends body I believe.

Two men walk out of a bar, both are drunk and ready to fight!

One draws a line in the dirt and says to the other man, "If you cross this line i will punch you!"

That was the punchline.

How many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Your laughter is important to us.

You punchline will be delivered in the order in which it was requested.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Punchline joke, Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

When you put the punchline before the rest of the joke.

How do you know when you're a bad comedian?

The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died

His funeral will be held on Thursday at 2pm.

If I had a dollar for every punchline I forgot...

Uh...damn it!


An identity thief and a rapist get convicted in a poor town...

The judge decides that the best punishment is to tie them up in a courtyard and for $5 you can punch the identity thief so he can never use his charm to con again, or for $10 you can kick the rapist in the nuts. The police officer in charge of this spots a girl kick the identity thief in the nuts and says, "Hey! You can't do that!" The girl asks, "Why not?" And the cop says, "Because this is the punchline."

A guy is taking his girlfriend to the prom

He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but he eventually gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but he eventually gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to get some punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.

Premature Ejokeulation

What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?

A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis........

Shame on you for wanting a punchline.

This giraffe needs help.

The police came to my house earlier and said my dog has chased someone on a bike.

I said, "You must be joking. My dog hasn't got a bike."

*(Reposted because I completely messed up the punchline in the original post, and have only just realised.)*

A mathematician walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The punchline has been left as an exercise for the reader.

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

People who put the punchline in the title

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

How about a game? You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP?). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

When they start with the punchline.

How do you know if your friend is a bad comedian?

Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar.

The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke.

EA Games and Ubisoft walk into a bar...

Act now and for just $49.99 you too can experience the intensity and originality of this punchline!

Do vegans get paid hourly or celery?

That's it. That was the joke. No witty punchline or anything like that. Sorry.

Hi, I would like to hear a TCP joke.

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.

I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.

That is the joke. There's no punchline here.

I once met a woman with wooden breast implants

This joke would be funny with a punchline, wouldn't it?

My kids and this punchline have a lot in common.

They're both a disappointment.

So I was standing in the toilet queue at my high school ball. I was wondering why there were also women waiting in the same line so I asked the guy in front of me.

"This is the punchline."

In a shelter for abused women.

My husband used to beat me on regular basis. Sometimes, he would get his drinking mates and they would stand one after another to beat me. But one day I said to myself: get a grip woman, enough is enough. So when my husband and his mates collapsed drunk, I run away to this shelter. After 6 months I feel much better. The thing I like the most about this place is that there is no punchline.

I suck telling jokes..

Because I start laughing even before I reach the punchline. The doctor says I have a premature hehejaculation.

My dad was always drunk when I was a kid

The punchline?

It was my mom, then my sister, then me

A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar.

*[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*

The president of EA walks into a bar

For $2 you can download the punchline

I was waiting outside the movie theater to buy some tickets, when a pregnant woman walked over and hit me in the face.

"Ow!" I yelled. "Why did you do that?!"

"Oh, so sorry." She replied. "I thought this was the punchline."

"Was that supposed to be a joke?!" I asked.

"Yep, guess I need to work on the delivery." And then she went into labor.

The director of EA walks into a bar

*Download the punchline for only 4.99*

I made a joke about a midget criminal running down the stairs. The punchline is a little condescending.

Ba dum *tss*

Misleading title

Bad punchline

You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke.

What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?

How is a punchline like a starving African child?

If you spend too much time explaining why it's funny, it dies.

A single woman walks into a bar.

She goes straight up to the bartender and says, "I was told there would be a joke; that it would be hilarious; and that you would deliver the punchline."

The bartender looks up and says, "well aren't you miss informed."

What do you call someone born in a gym?

Weight I forgot the punchline

If I had a dollar for every time I messed up the punchline

To get to the other side

As a Fedex driver myself, I thought this was really funny. The punchline might not make sense to you guys though, because...

OP delivers.

"Sorry," says the bartender, "I've run out of jokes. Besides, haven't you got this backwards?"

A punchline walks into a bar.

A guy walks into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar.

the bartender asks, "what can I get you?"

The patron responds, "just a fruit punch for me, I'm driving"

The bartender says, "great, but you have to get in line."

The patron stops and looks around only to reply, "I don't see a punchline..."

Garlic powder $5.99. Steak seasoning $14.99. Pepper shaker $9.99.

Forgetting to grab your shopping bag at the grocery store counter.......spiceless.

(The most common first comment I see for every joke is "repost". I just made this one up. If someone came up with the same punchline before, guess what, it's a coincidence. Great minds think alike)

Did you hear the one about all the people standing in a row who hit each other?

...That was the punchline.

When it comes first

When does a punchline not work?

His punchlines are before his questions.

How do you spot a time traveler?

EA's microtransaction policy is so bad that...

[This punchline is locked. Please pay 20,000 credits to unlock]

A man goes to the doctor

The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news"

The man replies "Give me the good news first, doc."

The doctor says "The good news is we currently have that raccoon in our supply closet. The bad news is you ruined the punchline by asking for the good news first."

Because I always spoil the punchline.

Someone asked me the other day why I don't tell many jokes

How many EA employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Unlock the punchline now for just 7.99!]

There was this guy who took his girlfriend to prom...

He waited in a really long line to get some tickets.

After he finally got them, he goes to rent a limo, there is also a really long line, but he finally rents the limo.

Then at the prom he goes to get some punch. There is no punchline

3 American Comedy shows walk into a bar and...

This punchline is not available in your country.

Sorry about that.

Two mathematicians walk into a bar...

The punchline is trivial and is left as an exercise to the reader

Apparently not.

Does anyone know how to avoid clicking jokes that have been ruined by putting the punchline in the title?

At a party, I went to get a fruit cocktail and had to queue behind Elvis, Sasquatch and a Pterodactyl, and I thought to myself…

This is a really weird punchline.

say the punchline first

how to ruin a joke

Johnny became a mailman after hearing how they always slept with women as part of the punchline of jokes. He figured he'd tell the jokes to mothers as he dropped of the mail and then sleep with them. He dropped off package after package and told joke after joke, but no mothers ever slept with him.

One day he asked a mother if he's been mislead by the jokes. Maybe mother's really never slept with the mailmen and the jokes were misleading.

The mother said, oh honey, it's not the jokes, it your delivery.

The punchline comes first.

Why are Jeopardy jokes terrible?

Tell the Punchline first.

How do you ruin a joke?

Dad joke alert: So when does a bad joke become a Dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

What is a bully's favorite kind of joke?

One with a punchline.

When does a Joke become a Dad Joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent

The place of the punchline.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Sometimes I like to put the punchline first

A lot of people asked me why the line for drinks is before the line for food, so I explained

The punchline comes before the joke

Wanna know what's the worst part about time travel jokes?

But you already know the punchline!

I have a joke about time travel…

A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of punch

The bartender says "If you want punch, you'll have to wait in line like everyone else."

So the man looks around the bar, but there is no punchline.

I would make a joke about Apple...

but the punchline is sold separately

I'm sorry if this is slightly off topic. I was wondering if someone could help me. I'm trying to remember a joke about an owl.

All I remember is the punchline was a hoot.

Do you know why there's no jokes about Jonestown?

Because the punchline is too long

A strong boxer

has a foam board to practice on.
He punches it 10,15,20 times in a row, so hard that each punch makes a crater in the foam.
After he finishes practice, he turns to an imaginary audience, shows them the board, and tells them




"here's the punchline"

The punchline comes before the joke

You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?

A little boy walked up to the farmer watching over cows in his field.

Boy:wow! Would you look at that bunch of cows!

Farmer: Herd

Boy: Heard of what?

Farmer: Herd of cows

Boy: Of course I've heard of cows

Farmer: No, a cow herd

Boy: what do I care what a cow heard? I got no secrets from a cow.

(No punchline but my dad used to say it every time we passed cows on road trips and it still makes me smile)

A couple go to prom.

The girl says, let's get our photo taken. So they wait in the photo line and get their photo taken.

She says, go find us a table. So he waits in the line to get a table and gets a table.

While sitting, she says, get me a snack. So he goes to stand in the snack line and gets a snack.

She's thirsty and says, go get me some punch. He goes, but there isn't a punchline.

Floyd Mayweather, Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury were waiting in a queue.

(Punchline)

"That's what she said" is not a funny punchline. It's old, pathetic and doesn't work!

*That's what she said.*

How is a joke like an animal?

When you dissect it, it dies.

Get it? Because just like when you take apart an animal to see how it works, it obviously can't be alive anymore, by the same logic, picking apart the inner workings of a joke by over-explaining the punchline is going to kill the humorous spirit it carries; it would be ridiculous to expect a cat with its stomach contents spread out across a table to get up and catch a rat, and it would be similarly unfathomable to expect a joke with its punchline spelled out over a dozen lines of text to still produce a guffaw. How anyone...

By revealing the punchline first

How do you ruin a good joke?

What is the difference between corn on the cob and corn off the cob?

Now that I have your ear- there is no punchline. This has all just been a corny set up.

James takes his date to the prom

They get to the building, and there's a long line to get in


They go to take pictures, and there a long line for pictures


They go to get flowers, and there's another long line for flowers.


James is fed up with all the lines, so he goes for some punch, and finds that there is no punchline

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