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Short punchline jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The punchline humour may include short punch line jokes also.
- EA's microtransaction policy is so bad that... [This punchline is locked. Please pay 20,000 credits to unlock]
- So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. That is the joke. There's no punchline here.
- My dad was always drunk when I was a kid The punchline?
It was my mom, then my sister, then me - How many Russians does it take to change a ukrainian lightbulb? At least 1 battalion to lose in the attempt. Please reply with your best punchline.
- Why don’t comedians like hanging out with Will Smith? Because he’s always improving their punchlines.
- The punchline comes before the joke You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?
- You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke. What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
- A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar. *[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*
- There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke.
- With the punchline first. How did the time traveler tell his jokes?
(I'm sorry, it was just so easy!)
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Punchline One Liners
Which punchline one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with punchline? I can suggest the ones about tagline and comedian lines.
- The director of EA walks into a bar *Download the punchline for only 4.99*
- Because the punchline gets spoiled early. Why is this time travel joke not funny?
- I always tell the punchline first. Why am I so bad at telling jokes?
- Tell the Punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?
- Why are there no Jim Jones jokes? The punchlines are too long.
- The punchline comes first. How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?
- The president of EA walks into a bar For $2 you can download the punchline
- When they start with the punchline. How do you know if your friend is a bad comedian?
- If I had a dollar for every time I messed up the punchline To get to the other side
- Put the punchline first. How do you make a joke confusing?
- When does a Joke become a Dad Joke? When the punchline becomes apparent
- People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
- What do Apple and EA have in common? Unlock the punchline now for just $99
- My kids and this punchline have a lot in common. They're both a disappointment.
- ChatGPT tried to tell a joke, but the punchline was stuck in the cloud.
Comical Punchline Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about punchline you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean comedy routine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make punchline pranks.
Joke Factory: Why did the [NOUN] go to the [LOCATION]?
Give me a random NOUN and LOCATION using the above format, and I'll give you the punchline.
For example:
Why did the soldier go to the beach?He was caught in a sand-off and came back shell-shocked.
Ready? Go!
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It was on this day in 1978 that cult leader Jim Jones carried out a mass m**.../s**... of over 900 of his followers in Jonestown, Guyana. Horrifying. There's a joke about it but it's wildly innappriopriate.
And anyway, the punchline's too long.
How many customer service representatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
Your upvote is very important to us, please be assured that we will make the punchline available to you as soon as possible.
Doctor: "I have some bad news, and some very bad news"
Patient:"Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor:"The lab called and told me you only have 24 hours to live."
Patient:"24 hours!? That's terrible! What could be worse than that?"
Doctor:"Your phone has been off, and I've been trying to reach you since yesterday..."
[Edited to clarify punchline...I guess. xP]
An identity thief and a r**... get convicted in a poor town...
The judge decides that the best punishment is to tie them up in a courtyard and for $5 you can punch the identity thief so he can never use his charm to con again, or for $10 you can kick the r**... in the nuts. The police officer in charge of this spots a girl kick the identity thief in the nuts and says, "Hey! You can't do that!" The girl asks, "Why not?" And the cop says, "Because this is the punchline."
Sometimes I like to put the punchline first
A lot of people asked me why the line for drinks is before the line for food, so I explained
I need a funny punchline...
My bf is going on a trip and I thought it'd be fun to give him a joke and tell the punchline when he gets home. Only thing is we were on a time crunch and I just said the first thing that came to mind which was:
What do you call a sheep with 3 legs?
I have absolutely no idea so if anyone can think of a punchline for this please help me.
An original joke for you as thanks:
Why was the caribou wearing a disguise?
He wanted to remain anonymoose.
Dad joke alert: So when does a bad joke become a Dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
A guy walks into a bar...
A guy walks into a bar.
the bartender asks, "what can I get you?"
The patron responds, "just a fruit punch for me, I'm driving"
The bartender says, "great, but you have to get in line."
The patron stops and looks around only to reply, "I don't see a punchline..."
"Sorry," says the bartender, "I've run out of jokes. Besides, haven't you got this backwards?"
A punchline walks into a bar.
In 1978, the Jonestown massacre happened where 909 ppl lost their lives. You never hear too many jokes about it…
because the punchline is too long.
Two mathematicians walk into a bar...
The punchline is trivial and is left as an exercise to the reader
Johnny became a mailman after hearing how they always slept with women as part of the punchline of jokes. He figured he'd tell the jokes to mothers as he dropped of the mail and then sleep with them. He dropped off package after package and told joke after joke, but no mothers ever slept with him.
One day he asked a mother if he's been mislead by the jokes. Maybe mother's really never slept with the mailmen and the jokes were misleading.
The mother said, oh honey, it's not the jokes, it your delivery.
I s**... telling jokes..
Because I start laughing even before I reach the punchline. The doctor says I have a p**... hehejaculation.
How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
The punchline is trivial and has been left as an exercise for the reader.
A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of punch
The bartender says "If you want punch, you'll have to wait in line like everyone else."
So the man looks around the bar, but there is no punchline.
Three men walk into a bar…
They have no money, so the bartender makes a deal with them:
I hear that the punch served at that party over there is really good, go get me some, and your drinks are free.
So o**... goes over and gets the punch. When he returns, the bartender is a bit surprised.
Well that was fast
Well, yeah, the guy replies there was no punchline.
How many EA employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
[Unlock the punchline now for just 7.99!]
How is a punchline like a starving African child?
If you spend too much time explaining why it's funny, it dies.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to the prom
He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but he eventually gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but he eventually gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to get some punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.
I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes!
For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.
It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.
Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.
As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.
As we walked away I asked, "Why did *they* tell us to kiss and not the priest?"
My wife answered,
"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"
I made a joke about a midget criminal running down the stairs. The punchline is a little condescending.
Ba dum *tss*
A woman stopped me in the street today and told me a joke.
After hearing it, I thought it had all the ingredients of a great joke: child a**...; incestual r**..., tears, poverty and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline.
Something about $10 a month...
Request for a punchline
I'm not sure if this is the sub for it. Went through the rules but couldn't find anything on the matter.
So here goes.
Why did the skeleton carve the pumpkin?
Why did EA games management cross the road
If you wanna find out, please buy the Punchline dlc for 49.99$ or have a chance to get it from a loot box for 2.99$ each
A man and his wife go to a class reunion.....
A man and his wife go to a class reunion after a grueling 4 hour drive. When they arrive they're given name tags and head to the gymnasium.
They start talking to some friends when the wife is starting to get thirsty. So she asks the husband to go get in line to give her some punch.
He returns after 10 minutes with one empty cup, and when the wife asks about her drink the husband replies,
"Sorry honey, the punchline was too long and it wasn't that good"
p**... Ejokeulation
What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?
The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died
His f**... will be held on Thursday at 2pm.
Hi, I would like to hear a TCP joke.
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OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.
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Hot girl at prom
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
My girlfriend's response to a lesbian joke that I told her
Years ago I told my girlfriend a joke, it went something like this:
Me: Did you hear about the French lesbian who went back home to France?
Her: (Shakes her head no)
Me: She missed her native tongue.
After I said the punchline, she didn't get it, just sat there and looked at me straight-faced, trying to make sense of it, finally she blurts out, "They have natives in France?"
A boy asks a girl to the prom and she says yes.
He goes to organise a limo at the rental limo place and due to everyone else wanting a limo for the prom he has to wait in line for ages to get one.
He then goes to the flower store to buy her some flowers but again everyone is there buying flowers and he's stuck in line for seems like hours.
After flowers he goes to get his tuxedo at the store and the line is huge again with everyone else getting their tux's too.
He finally makes it to the prom with his date, they arrive and he asks if she wants to go onto the dance floor. She says "I'm a little thirsty, can I get some punch first?" He says "ok" and goes up to get some punch and there is no punchline.
EA Games and Ubisoft walk into a bar...
Act now and for just $49.99 you too can experience the intensity and originality of this punchline!
[THIS IS A REQUEST; DO NOT UPVOTE] Does anyone have a joke where the audience of the joke says the punchline?
If this isn't the right place for this, kindly redirect me.
Why do birds make great comedians during the springtime? They always have a chirp-y punchline!
What does a dog do that a man steps in?
Pants. What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
I'm looking for a third joke with a punchline that appears to be, but isn't, f**... related. Please help me finish my pseudo-p**... dad joke trifecta.
How many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Your laughter is important to us.
You punchline will be delivered in the order in which it was requested.
Because I always spoil the punchline.
Someone asked me the other day why I don't tell many jokes
A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis........
Shame on you for wanting a punchline.
This giraffe needs help.
How is a joke like an animal?
When you dissect it, it dies.
Get it? Because just like when you take apart an animal to see how it works, it obviously can't be alive anymore, by the same logic, picking apart the inner workings of a joke by over-explaining the punchline is going to kill the humorous spirit it carries; it would be ridiculous to expect a cat with its stomach contents spread out across a table to get up and catch a rat, and it would be similarly unfathomable to expect a joke with its punchline spelled out over a dozen lines of text to still produce a guffaw. How anyone...
Two men walk out of a bar, both are drunk and ready to fight!
One draws a line in the dirt and says to the other man, "If you cross this line i will punch you!"
That was the punchline.
The police came to my house earlier and said my dog has chased someone on a bike.
I said, "You must be joking. My dog hasn't got a bike."
*(Reposted because I completely messed up the punchline in the original post, and have only just realised.)*
A guy walks into a bar and asks for fruit punch.
The bartender says Sure. Just get in line. The guy looks over and gets confused because there's no punchline.
A single woman walks into a bar.
She goes straight up to the bartender and says, "I was told there would be a joke; that it would be hilarious; and that you would deliver the punchline."
The bartender looks up and says, "well aren't you miss informed."
Why does gallows humor not always have a punchline?
Sometimes, they prefer to keep you hanging.
Here is an Apple joke…
Punchline sold separately.
I lost my abacus today
So I'm counting on this punchline working instead
3 American Comedy shows walk into a bar and...
This punchline is not available in your country.
Sorry about that.
So a man walks into a bar...
And he goes to the counter and sits on a seat, patiently waiting for the bartender to ask him what drink he might want, which the bartender does. So the man asks for punch, in reply, the bartender tells him to get in the line, leaving the man confused. After a moment of searching throughout the bar, the man realised there was no punchline.
So Norm Macdonald died
As he would have wanted, there is no punchline.
Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, and floyd mayweather are waiting patiently for a glass of sangria.
If that's not a good punchline, I don't know what is.
In a shelter for abused women.
My husband used to beat me on regular basis. Sometimes, he would get his drinking mates and they would stand one after another to beat me. But one day I said to myself: get a grip woman, enough is enough. So when my husband and his mates collapsed drunk, I run away to this shelter. After 6 months I feel much better. The thing I like the most about this place is that there is no punchline.
A mathematician walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The punchline has been left as an exercise for the reader.
Did you hear the one about all the people standing in a row who hit each other?
...That was the punchline.
I once met a woman with wooden breast implants
This joke would be funny with a punchline, wouldn't it?
When you put the punchline before the rest of the joke.
How do you know when you're a bad comedian?
Double punchline Buddhist joke.
A Buddhist monk is walking through New York and sees a hot dog cart, he walks up and the vendor asks him what he wants. The monk replies:
Make me one with everything.
The vendor obliges and after handing over the hot dog tells him his total is $3.50. The monk gets out $5 and hands it over, the vendor pockets the money and motions for the next customer; the Buddhist asks why he hasn't gotten any change.
Change must come from within. Replies the vendor.
Somebody may have posted these punchlines before but I doubt ever together, besides; that was zen, this is tao.
