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- However, he can't, because the punch line is out of order. A man at a party wants to grab some punch, so he walks to the punch line.
- A guy walks into a bar and orders fruit punch The bartender says, "Pal, If you want punch, you'll have to go stand in line."
The guys looks around, but there is no punch line. - Why is bruce lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
- A guy walks into a bar and asks for fruit punch. The bartender says Sure. Just get in line. The guy looks over and gets confused because there's no punchline.
- I think my family is finally catching on to me telling jokes in sign language... They've been standing further away, so I can't hit them with the punch line anymore.
- What do you call a procrastinating comedian? Uhh I don't know, I'll come up with the punch line later
- Why don't people ever make jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punch line is too long.
- A 10 year old girl opens a lemonade stand and sells at such low prices her competition can't keep up, and is forced to close down. Maybe it would have helped if there were a punch line..
- This guy was making fun of my friend Line for his funny name... So he socks him right in the face and I say,
"Good punch Line. " - A man walks into a bar and there's a long line of people punching each other. That's the punchline.
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Punch Line One Liners
Which punch line one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with punch line? I can suggest the ones about punchlines to and punch.
- Do you wanna hear a joke about Jim Jones? Oh, never mind. The punch line is too long.
- What does chris brown call a group of his ex-girlfriends? The punch line
- I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix... Anybody got a punch line?
- This joke has no punch line But you might get a kick out of it
- TIFU by delivering a punch line in the wrong place at the wrong time April Fools!
- Where do all the funny people hang out at a party? In the punch line
- Why do thirsty people tell jokes? To get to the punch line
- Why doesn't Chuck Norris tell jokes? His punch lines are deadly.
- Punch lines are extremely one-dimensional Punch areas and punch volumes have more depth.
- An unfunny joke. What do you get when you switch the setup and punch line?
- You walk into a bar to see a line of people waiting to punch you… That's the punch-line
- Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't think of a punch line?
- What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line.
- I wish more boxers could be on this sub…. They always have the best *punch* lines.
- What do you do if a stickman starts a fight with you? Punch line.
Hilarious Fun Punch Line Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about punch line you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean comedian lines jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make punch line pranks.
I can't write jokes, but a friend of mine gave me a foolproof formula. He said "Start with a natural set-up, lead the audience in one direction, then hit them with a punch line they weren't expecting."
So here goes:
Walk forwards.
Turn left.
Pasteurization.
A boy asks a girl to prom..,
..and she says yes. Overexcited, he is told he must show up with a limo and a tuxedo. So he goes to the limo rental and waits in the limo line, and he gets the limo. Then, he goes to the tuxedo rental and waits in the tuxedo line. Finally, the big day comes, and he brings his date to prom. She asks him to get some punch. He goes over to get some punch, and realizes there is no punch line.
A guy asks a girl to the school dance
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
There was a comedy club called "The Joke"...
...that had amazing popularity. It wasn't because of the humor the comedians on stage offered, but due to an extremely delicious fruit punch that the establishment sold. It was so popular that people would gather into a queue around the block just to try the stuff. After a while, however, people stopped coming because of the crowding, and the club went out of business. If only the Joke's punch line wasn't so long...
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Two guys stumble out of a bar on night to fight.
The first man draws a line in the dirt and says " if you cross this line i'll punch you"
That was the punch line.
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Socrates: Define, for me, a punch line.
Hippias: A punch line is at the end of a joke.
Socrates: Is it a punch line simply by virtue of being at the end of the said joke?
Hippias: No, it must be an unexpected statement.
Socrates: Ah, but if you know that the punch line is about to arrive, how can it be unexpected?
Hippias: True. Therefore, there can be no punch line to any joke, for such a punch line is always to be expected.
Socrates: Exactly. Last night the exact same logical conclusion was told to me by your mother, while we had i**....
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Socrates on jokes...
Socrates: Define, for me, a punch line.
Hippias: A punch line is at the end of a joke.
Socrates: Is it a punch line simply by virtue of being at the end of said joke?
Hippias: No, it must be an unexpected statement.
Socrates: Ah, but if you know that the punch line is about to arrive, how can it be unexpected?
Hippias: True. Therefore, there can be no punch line to any joke, for such a punch line is always to be expected.
Socrates: Exactly. Last night the exact same logical conclusion was told to me by your mother, while we had i**....
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance.
She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
Waiting and waiting and waiting...
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
Why do happy people like to sleep in late?
Because they aren't mourning people.
I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Witty Answer from a Four Year Old
Mom just informed me that I said this when I was little. The original punch line is "Make a sound like a carrot".
MOM: "How do you catch a rabbit?"
ME: "Have someone throw one at you."
At the Bee Prom...
A young bee nervously flies around hoping to grab a dance with the queen bee. Finally he musters up the courage and talks to her. She looks at him and says "I'll dance with you if you get me some fruit punch"
Excited, the bee zooms to get the punch. He sees the line for nachos, the ice cream machine, the honey line, but after hours of searching he realizes...
There is no punch line
A passer by sees a man holding a sign saying punch me for free
Much to the passers surprise he went up and asked the man if there was any takers and the man replied take a look there is no punch line .
At my high school graduation I saw a bowl of fruit punch...
So I told a bunch of my friends "I want to make a joke which requires some audience participation."
Then, I proceeded to instruct them to stand, single file, in front of the bowl. Once they had, I told them "Here's the punch line."
This is a completely true story, so I do not regret it.
a guy goes to a party...
He has fun and goes to the photo booth, and there's no photo line.
Then he goes to the bathroom, and there's no bathroom line
Then he goes to get snacks and there's no snack line
Then he goes to get punch and there's no punch line
A man is standing in the street holding a sign saying "punch me"...
A man is standing in the street holding a sign saying "punch me". There's a que of people all waiting to get a hit. A man walks up to the que of people and asks "What's going on here?". They all turn to him and reply "This is the punch line"
A man walks into a party...
He sees a group of people lined up at a table. He approaches a man at the end of the line, and asks, "excuse me sir, what's this line all about?"
The man replies, "Well, this is the punch line."
My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice...
I can't seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch line.
I forgot to bring the drinks to my senior prom. But hey, look at the bright side.
No punch line.
A few years back I used to write jokes. I spent ages trying to make a boxing joke.
I just couldn't come up with a punch line
Every joke needs one
A priest and a rabbi walk into a wedding party looking for something to drink. The priest approaches some folks standing with empty glasses and asks a man "Pardon me, is this line for the punch?" To which the man replied "yep, this is the punch line."
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Imagine this, you're in a queue to be hit in the face
That's the punch line
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A rich man brings a p**... to a fancy party
The two enter the ballroom with arms in grasp.
The man, with a new suit, clean shave, and an outrageously expensive watch, was clearly dressed to the nines.
The p**..., barely covered and well worked, had been payed handsomely for her time.
The two approach the bar and both order a whiskey, neat; the prim proper elderly waitress responds with a putrid gasp,
I'm sorry, I cannot serve you, as this is the punch line.
A joke walks into a bar
The joke orders a beer. Bartender says, Sorry, we're out of beer.
Joke says, Okay, I'll be over here in the punch line.
What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?
"I don't know I just fly the drone"
Nickelback walks into a bar...
Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punch line because ruining music isn't funny.
A boy asks a girl to prom
A boy asks a girl to prom and she says yes.
He wants to looks nice so he heads to the suit store. As there's a lot of prom goers shopping, there's a long suit line.
The boy waits in the line, buys the suit and and leaves to go rent a car.
As there's a lot of prom goers here as well, there's a long rental line.
The boy waits in the line, rents a car and goes to pick up his date.
An hour into dancing, the girl says she's thirsty and asks for a drink. The boy goes to get her some punch.
But there is no punch line.
I went to a joke party last night
Too many people were there; I couldn't even reach the punch line.
A tomato walks up to a bunch of fruits in a line
He says "Hey guys I'm a fruit, can I hang out with you?"
One turns to him and says
"No, this is the punch line"
I can't seem to make a joke about how bad a school dance is,
I always get stuck at the punch line.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
That's the punch line.
I have been working on some jokes about Parkinson's disease.
But the punch lines are all a bit shakey at best.
Please settle an argument regarding this joke: why is it funny?
>What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
>30 pounds.
This joke has been the source of debate among my peers. I know I'm right, but I need evidence/validation. Why is this joke funny? What is the punch line implying?
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What's the best part about arriving late to a s**... party?
There's no punch line.
One time, at this party...
I went to get a drink and there was no punch line.
Hawaiian Punch has a new telephone number.
It's the Punch line.
Know why dad jokes are obvious?
The punch line is apparent.
The punch line comes first
I have an idea for a time travel joke where
Did you hear about the queue at the boxing machine?
That was the punch line.
What do you call a group of people waiting to get their fruit cocktail at a buffet?
A punch line
Remember the 7-Mile Spanking Machine?
Turns out there will also be a punch line.
Rihanna.
Sorry, I put the punch line in the tittle.
What did the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted snow flakes.
My 4.5 y/o son came up with this joke, but his punch line was "snow flakes". I added the "frosted". Teamwork.
I'm drunk at a wedding
There is no punch line
(True Story led to this joke, hope yall like)
Guyana - 1978 drinking koolaid
Why didn't they tell jokes in Jonestown?
The punch line was too long.
Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre?
The punch line takes too long.
There's a gray line between getting a metaphor right or wrong
And in the fine area there's a punch line
Ten Boxers in a row....
That's it, the whole punch line.
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Have you heard of the toll free number you can call to be hit in the face?
It's the punch line
(Xpost: LPT) Never interrupt a Jonestown joke.
They literally shot a politician for skipping the punch line.
Yesterday in karate class whenever we were supposed to punch left I punched right
.... *long pause*
"What?"
"Idk I always mess up the punch line"
A man goes to a party
and goes towards the waiter at the front desk.
"What's to do around here?" asked the man.
"Well we have the Dinner Line," replied the waiter. "and we also have the Dessert Line.
"
The man looks around the room, confused, so he asks the waiter,
"Where's the Punch Line?"
"It's gone."
A boxer loses his sight in a freak accident.
Not being able to compete again, all he can do now is training with his loyal training partner and hitting the bag. Since he can't see, he is required to remember and move only a certain amount of steps (both forward and backwards) to keep the distance. Suddenly his partner stops the session and the boxer asks why they stopped. His partner says: we stopped because you messed up the punch line.
A man walks up to a juice bar…
There's no punch line.
A young man was at prom with his date.
He went off in search for something to drink. After getting lost a few times, he finally asked a chaperone, "So where's the punch line?"
I went thirsty at the comedy club.
The punch lines were terrible!
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Wanna hear a joke about Kool-Aid?
c**.... I forgot the punch line
In short, this joke will put you on the floor!
It's a 1 inch punch line.
So this guy wants to ask this girl to the dance...
So he makes a poster and everything and asks her. She says yes. Later on, the guy goes over to the girls house to pick her up and the two drive to the dance together. They have fun laughing and joking and dancing and the guy asks if she can get her something to drink. She says yes and he goes to get some punch. He goes over to the punch bowl and finds that there is no punch line.
What do you call a pacifist one-dimensional Saitama?
No-Punch Line
A guy goes to a crowded party and wants to get a drink from the hors d'oeuvres table.
Surprisingly, there is no punch line.
