Punch Card Jokes
4 punch card jokes and hilarious punch card puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about punch card that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Punch Card Jokes With Friends
Great Punch Card Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What is a good punch card joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I have finally punched my membership card into Dad jokes!
So last night my 12 year old son and I are watching the Little League World Series. The pitcher for the Nevada team has a last name of "Kryszczuk". My son looks to me and asks "Do you think he's Russian?"
My response: Nope, it looks like he's taking his time.
It took him a couple of seconds to realize and then he gave me that wonderful "Really, Dad?" look. I'm so proud.
How does a computer learn karate?
With a punch card
I was about to be given a yellow card for punching another player in the face, but then the ref noticed I was an amputee.
No arm, no foul.
My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards.
My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards.
*He takes s**... poker very seriously.*
Share These Punch Card Jokes With Friends