Punc Jokes

The punchline comes first.

How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?

With the punchline first.

How did the time traveler tell his jokes?
(I'm sorry, it was just so easy!)

Need the punch line to this joke.

So I'm channel surfing with my 10 yo son and we hear this joke. What kind of shark delivers mail? Well I clicked to the next channel before the punch line. So if anyone has heard this joke I'd appreciate it if you could tell me the punch line.

Getting punch at a party.

A drunk stumbles into a party and gets in line to grab a drink from the punchbowl. Upon reaching the terminus, he spills the entire bowl all over the table and those closest to him in line. A bouncer seizes him by the scuff of the neck and angrily declares: "Look what you've done! You've s**... up the punchline!"

My punchlines are like lost baggage...

you should get them in a couple of days.
- George Watsky

I have the punchline, can't remember the joke.

My father used to tell a joke, that involved the guy talking to a priest or therapist, and he is worried about a reoccurring dream that involves him having s**... with a chicken (can't remember who was doing what with who). It ends with the teller blowing a ripped up napkin all over the table.
Any help?

Need a punchline

Two one eyed lawyers walk into a bar...

Punchline Challenge: "And by the way, you've got a lovely home!"

What's the setup ?

Which punchline do you like better? What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic
b) An unconscious habit

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

"I don't know I just fly the drone"

My Girlfriend's Got A Puncture

My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."
"Oh John!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."

Sometimes I come up with a punchline so terrible...

...so contrived and unfunny, that a mob forms around me brandishing flaming torches and pitchforks.
It happens frequently enough that I've devised a getaway technique for just this type of occasion...I run to the top of the nearest hill, curl up in a ball and throw myself down the other side at a high enough speed to make good my escape. It's unorthodox, I know, but it's just how I roll...

Why did I punch a guy on new years?

Because they were Muslim and counting down from 10!

Best punch of the week still belongs to the Baltimore mum vs. her son.

The best punchlines are ones that violate your

eggs benedict.

I got punched in the face by a hipster today...

I yelled "Bro, that's not cool!"
He replied, "not yet".

Punctuation

Let's eat Grandpa
Let's eat, Grandpa.
Correct punctuation can save a person's life .

You will always tell the punchline first.

What happens to your joke telling if you obsessively watch too much Jeopardy?

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

A new punchline for 'The last time X happened' jokes...

Donald Trump's presidential campaign was considered a joke

There is no punchline

There is literally no punch line. Congratulations you played yourself

If you punched a random Brit today...

There would be a 52% chance they deserved it.