The Best 53 Punc Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Punc jokes. There are some punc title jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these punc joke puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Punc Jokes and Puns

The punchline comes first.

How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?

With the punchline first.

How did the time traveler tell his jokes?

(I'm sorry, it was just so easy!)

Getting punch at a party.

A drunk stumbles into a party and gets in line to grab a drink from the punchbowl. Upon reaching the terminus, he spills the entire bowl all over the table and those closest to him in line. A bouncer seizes him by the scuff of the neck and angrily declares: "Look what you've done! You've screwed up the punchline!"

Punc joke, Getting punch at a party.

My punchlines are like lost baggage...

you should get them in a couple of days.

- George Watsky

I have the punchline, can't remember the joke.

My father used to tell a joke, that involved the guy talking to a priest or therapist, and he is worried about a reoccurring dream that involves him having sex with a chicken (can't remember who was doing what with who). It ends with the teller blowing a ripped up napkin all over the table.

Any help?

Which punchline do you like better? What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic

b) An unconscious habit

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

"I don't know I just fly the drone"

Punc joke, What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

My Girlfriend's Got A Puncture

My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."

"Oh John!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."

I got punched in the face by a hipster today...

I yelled "Bro, that's not cool!"

He replied, "not yet".

You will always tell the punchline first.

What happens to your joke telling if you obsessively watch too much Jeopardy?

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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I just got punched by my friend for trying to kiss his new baby on the forehead.

Apparently, I have to wait for the baby to be born first.


A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"

He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."

Punctuation is everything: "Will you marry me" is a marriage proposal

"Will, You, Mary, Me" = a Foursome Inquiry

Punctuation can really change a sentence. For example, "Let's eat kids" becomes

"Let's eat punctuation"

You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke.

What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?

Punc joke, You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke.

I punched a clairvoyant who was laughing at me once.

I like to strike a happy medium

How is a punchline like a starving African child?

If you spend too much time explaining why it's funny, it dies.

My GF punched me in the face and kicked me out. I begged her to let me return home...

I feel we are more United than ever

Punch lines are extremely one-dimensional

Punch areas and punch volumes have more depth.

Punctuation is important when answering questions.

If a woman asks you what sort of picture you want her to send you...

"Naked, baby" sounds a lot better than "Naked baby".

However, he can't, because the punch line is out of order.

A man at a party wants to grab some punch, so he walks to the punch line.

When is it ever ok to punch a midget?

When he tells you your girl's hair smells nice

When it comes first

When does a punchline not work?

His punchlines are before his questions.

How do you spot a time traveler?

I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.

I expect a long sentence.

Punctuation is very important...

There's a Maypole dancer.

Theresa May, pole dancer.

Punching bag is hitting me back, Any advice?

Help, My punching bag is hitting me back.

My only option is to divorce it!

I Punch Women Like I Punch Walls

I don't. Because it's a really bad idea... I always end up injured.

Why did Punctuation ruin Santa's marriage?

Because a comma seperates two clauses

Punctuation and grammar makes all the difference

Proper punctuation and grammar is the difference between helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse .

You already know the punchline.

What is the worst part about time travelling jokes?

say the punchline first

how to ruin a joke

When it comes to punctuation & pregnancy scares,

periods are better late than never.

I punched a white guy at the gas station last week and got arrested for grievous bodily harm...

Punched a black guy in the shopping center today and got arrested for impersonating a police officer...

The punchline comes first.

Why are Jeopardy jokes terrible?

Tell the Punchline first.

How do you ruin a joke?

The punch line comes first

I have an idea for a time travel joke where

Because it gives you the punchline before the buildup!

This joke is like a pop-up ad...

Punctuation is so important

I learned that when I helped my uncle Jack off a horse

I punched a hole in my office wall today.

Don't understand why everyone else at the international space station is freaking out.

If the punchline was in the title.

Mobile users would be much happier.

I got punched twice for making a dadjoke.

Once in India, another in Pakistan.

It was Pun Jab.

I punched the mall Santa Clause in the face

He called my daughter a 'ho'. 3 times!

The punchline comes before the joke

Wanna know what's the worst part about time travel jokes?

But you already know the punchline!

I have a joke about time travel…

I used to punch my memory foam pillow whenever I got mad.

Eventually it learned my moves.

After getting punched for making a racist comment at our last family gathering, my uncle won't be attending the next one because

black eyes matter.

The punchline comes before the joke

You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?

I punched a mailman yesterday.

He said I had a small package.

Punctuations saves lives

Lets eat Grandpa!

Lets eat , Grandpa!

Punctuation Matters!

I was walking past a farm and a sign said:

"Duck, Eggs"

I thought: That's an unnecessary comma - and then it hit me."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the punc punctuation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working punc jab piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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