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The punchline comes first.
How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?
With the punchline first.
How did the time traveler tell his jokes?
(I'm sorry, it was just so easy!)
Please help me with a punchline to: "How do you find an amish guy on the internet..."
I've got nothin, but I feel like there could be something there. Any help is appreciated.
Need the punch line to this joke.
So I'm channel surfing with my 10 yo son and we hear this joke. What kind of shark delivers mail? Well I clicked to the next channel before the punch line. So if anyone has heard this joke I'd appreciate it if you could tell me the punch line.
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Getting punch at a party.
A drunk stumbles into a party and gets in line to grab a drink from the punchbowl. Upon reaching the terminus, he spills the entire bowl all over the table and those closest to him in line. A bouncer seizes him by the scuff of the neck and angrily declares: "Look what you've done! You've s**... up the punchline!"
My punchlines are like lost baggage...
you should get them in a couple of days.
- George Watsky
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I have the punchline, can't remember the joke.
My father used to tell a joke, that involved the guy talking to a priest or therapist, and he is worried about a reoccurring dream that involves him having s**... with a chicken (can't remember who was doing what with who). It ends with the teller blowing a ripped up napkin all over the table.
Any help?
Need a punchline
Two one eyed lawyers walk into a bar...
Punchline Challenge: "And by the way, you've got a lovely home!"
What's the setup ?
Which punchline do you like better? What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?
a) A Roamin' Catholic
b) An unconscious habit
Punch line needed
So, I was in a meeting today and I pretended to start telling a joke when I said "What did the half full glass of water say to the half empty glass of water sitting next to it?"
Well, they all tried to come up with something, but couldn't. Then they all looked at me and wanted the punch line. I had nothing since I just made that up. Any help?
What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?
"I don't know I just fly the drone"
My Girlfriend's Got A Puncture
My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."
"Oh John!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."
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I got punched in the face last week - I now spend most of my time s**... gappy teeth with my tongue.
I should probably stop making out with pensioners.
How do punctuation marks get freaky?
The comma sutra
Best punch of the week still belongs to the Baltimore mum vs. her son.
The best punchlines are ones that violate your
eggs benedict.
Punctuation is important...
A missed period should always raise alarm.
I got punched in the face by a hipster today...
I yelled "Bro, that's not cool!"
He replied, "not yet".
Just the punchline...
...So then he says, "But wait officer, you can't arrest me! I was only half-hard!"
You will always tell the punchline first.
What happens to your joke telling if you obsessively watch too much Jeopardy?
A new punchline for 'The last time X happened' jokes...
Donald Trump's presidential campaign was considered a joke
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